Life is Hard

"What are you looking at?" Huvel asked the Flying Leaf Nymph in annoyance.

"Your crotch," answered the nymph with a stupid look.

"Don't stare at m… What?!"

Huvel's brain started to work normally after a while. It processed the information it just got and made Huvel's eyes look down at his own crotch. There was a tent!

"Pervert!" he murmured.

"What are you calling me pervert again?"

"Why are you looking at my crotch? Want to eat some new specimen?"

"Nope! I already have a good understanding of it. I was just curious why that part of your pants was trembling, I mean, going up and down continuously while you are sleeping."

"It is nothing! Just physiological phenomenon."

"It sounds interesting!"

The nymph nagged Huvel for a whole hour to explain the phenomenon he just spoke of. Huvel's boner died down thanks to that. The nymph told Huvel that he would sleep once midnight arrived. They sat silently afterwards since they did not have anything to talk about.

Huvel decided to save [Dark Vision] for past midnight when he had to sit alone. He took out the monster meat he carried and absorbed the mana in it. It did not go well as he was distracted. He did not feel safe to spend all his mana in the jungle where danger might be in lurking nearby. He stopped absorbing mana and sat silently again.

"As a wise man said, life is like a dick. It gets hard for no reason. What is with my life? I was just living happily just the day before yesterday. Why did I suddenly have to camp in a dark jungle alone with an ignorant nymph… And why is the 'dick' hard again as well while my life is already hard?!"

As he complained inwardly, 'little Huvel' was indeed hard again. He could understand it being hard in his long sleep was due to the collection of urine. But he could not understand why his libido was increasing all of a sudden. He just had a fun night before he came into the jungle. He even had a battle with a monster in the morning. If life can get hard without a reason like a dick, then a dick can also be said to unpredictable like life.

"If there were a hole, there should have been a way. But there is no hole here right now. This holeless nymph is so useless. Unworthy to be called a male!"

Huvel grumbled to vent his frustration. But of course, the nymph did not hear him as Huvel was only saying all that nonsense in his mind. He waited for the time the nymph would sleep since he did not want to be seen jerking off by the nymph. However, his manhood did not go back to sleep and sored towards the sky all the time and his sexual desires was also becoming higher and higher as time passed.

"By the way, you have been playing with that Alain guy quite often. So, you have understood the anatomy of human well?" Huvel attempted to start a conversation with the nymph.

"Of course, I know every piece inside you puny humans' body."

A smile briefly flashed on Huvel's face as an idea to trick the nymph came into his mind. He giggled to provoke the nymph.

"Really? I don't quite believe that."

"Humph! I said I know everything! Ask me if you don't believe!"

"Should I? But if I'm not wrong, your current body can imitate any body parts, right? Why don't you imitate the body part I say? If you can make it like real, I'll believe you."

"Why should I do it for you? It consumes a lot of mana to change my body part."

"Just say that you are not confident."

"Tsk! Who is not confident?! Fine! I will show you my accomplishment! Say, which body part do you want to know about."

"Ho, ho. You sound confident. What should I ask you to imitate? Hmm… I know! But it might be too hard for you."

"Bastard! Stop saying nonsense. Just name it!"

"Okay. Then, imitate 'anus' and its related parts."

"Humph! What is so hard about it?"

The nymph manipulated his mana and reshaped his body. After a short while, he lay down on his back and showed his 'new part'. The scene of an 8-feet tall man showing his ass is so unusual that could make the viewer either vomit or get a nosebleed. For Huvel, it was the latter.

Although the nymph's body was not his type, the intensity of his sexual desire reached the peak due to the unusual scene. He almost jumped on the nymph.

"Ahem! It looks good on the outside. I'll look at the inside now."

He inserted a finger into the nymph's newly made ass.

"Huh? What… What are you doing?!"

"The inside is not quite right," Huvel was disappointed as the nymph did not jolt as he expected. "It feels like you don't even know that a finger entered you. The nerves are not connected to it. How will your sphincter tighten if you make it like this? Tsk, tsk!"

"It… I just forgot about it. Just you wait. I'll correct it this instant!"

The nymph made his nerve fibres go around his anal canal but he connected too many nerves to it so he jolted every time the finger inside him moved.

"This… does not… feel right…"

"No. It is more like it. Now you only need something here."

"Ngh… don't move… your finger. What… is that I forgot? I have added… everything… related ah… to the anus… haa…."

"You know, that thing you like to touch inside Alain Boden. It should be around at the end of my finger here."

"It… is not… nnn… a part of the anus… ngh!"

"Nope. What is the use of anus without it?! Just make it."

"Re… really…?"

The nymph naively made it as Huvel urged him. He had never thought that he would regret in the next second.