Scottish Balance 4

When Serafall left via teleportation circle, Yarden didn't even get the chance to calm down his 'True Longinus'.

Because, as soon as she did, he heard a sleepy groan from behind him and looked behind him to see his new girlfriend, Irina waking up, rubbing the the sleep from her eyes and gradually opening those beautiful violet gems up to the morning light.

"…A lot better than sleeping on those church pews," Irina murmured to herself, before yawning deeply and burying her face in the soft pillow, "Morning Yarden." she greeted him with a lazy smile.

"Comfy?" he teased, raising an eyebrow and smiling back at her.

"Mmm, never mind the church pews, this bed is way better than mine back at the church," she nodded sleepily, before her eyes gradually roved down from his face, down passed his chest, over his powerful Scottish abs and landed on his raging hard, tower-like cock, "…By the way...?" she started.

"What?" he asked.

"Are…are boys things supposed to be that big?" the twin tailed girl asked.

"Not even close, they vary in size, like your pal Issei probably has one around four or five inches at best since he's Japanese, and probably like a fifth as thick," he shamelessly bragged without even trying, "Scotsmen are just higher up on the scale of size than most by average and I'm not average, I'm just built different."

His 'True Longinus Vritra' was far superior to that lame 'Ddraig' of Issei's.

For a moment, he thought he heard Vritra whimper in his head, but nah, couldn't be!

"…I'll say…" Irina nodded slowly, "…How will that even fit?"

By the power of God, Scotland and titty anime physics he wanted to tell her, but held off, "I'll show you how later when we actually get around to it." Yarden assured her.

Either way, a whole boatload of foreplay was probably going to have to be used. He couldn't just ram this beast home. Well, maybe with the likes of Akeno, that kinky bitch had probably mounted herself on her bed post and rode it at some point knowing her.

And if not, 'Well, that sounds like a rather fun idea.' he mused. She'd probably get off on it if he fucked her cross eyed then mounted her on his bed post like a trophy after stretching her pussy out.

"Good…good," Irina sighed in relief, "Not that we should be doing anything like that right now anyway, I can't have sex until I'm married, or at least engaged!"

Oh right, yeah, church girl. Y'know, he was catholic himself, but somehow, he'd never applied the same logic to himself.

Speaking of. Irina was kind of in the opposite boat of Serafall right now. While she wasn't weak by any stretch of the imagination, she had lost her Excalibur piece. That left Irina only with her physically trained body and some rough holy light magic. Granted, her magic power while nowhere near incredible, wasn't anything to sneeze at either. She had more magic power to her than that Kiba guy for instance, and was around as magically powerful as Momo, Sona's bishop, maybe a tiny bit weaker.

For a human with no special ancestry or Sacred Gear, Irina was actually pretty amazing and stood out like a beacon compared to most humans. The problem was, amazing compared to humans, was a gnat compared to the likes of Kokabiel, and even lower on the totem pole for those above him.

She needed something to boost her power. And while he planned to solve a big issue on that front soon, it was the reason he let Freed run away and escape after all, the better she was without it, the stronger she'd be with it.

"Well, if you want, I can make what I asked last night official." Yarden mused.

"Official how?" Irina blinked, confused and pushed herself up, her pendulous breasts swinging appetisingly on her chest.

It was amazing how little modesty a church raised girl had in front of him. Was she just that comfortable around him?

'Mate, pass me one of the TC's, yeah?' Yarden asked his inner buddy.

'…You realise these are not toys correct? They are literal pieces of the Red Dragon Emperor forged by god into equipment that can allow humans to ascend far beyond their limitations." Vritra deadpanned.

'Tell that to Azazel.' he shrugged. Sure, they'd be down to two only left, meaning he could only gift two more future peerage members with them.

But, he was a much more live in the now kind of guy really, despite all his plans. Besides, he could just annoy Azazel into giving him more later, that guy had tons of them. He'd even accept them as bribe to not kill his pathetic English Dragon loving adopted half devil son.

Wasn't he just such a swell and kind guy? True manners befitting of a Scotsman.

'….Do what you want, I've got no interest in who you want in your peerage anyway.' Vritra sighed, and let go of one of the Twice Critical, allowing it to manifest in Yarden's hand.

"I've not got a ring on hand, but I can get one later, so this will have to do," Yarden grinned at her, holding the gleaming black ebony gauntlet out for her to see clearly, the deep royal purple gem in the middle of it a match for Irina's eyes, "Irina, marry me." he said simply, crouching down in front of the bed and holding it out to her.

Irina's eyes went wide open and her mouth hung low as she gaped at the sudden proposal from the younger boy.

"Umm..eh…umm," Irina floundered, unable to collect her thoughts well at all, "Isn't…isn't this like way way too fast! We only agreed to start dating last night!"

"Definitely, though this is longer than most engagements in my family, we had a bunch of arranged marriages, being nobility and all," Yarden mused, hell, he even had a fiance picked out for him as a toddler. Of course that fell through when his parents decided to pick a fight with a god and died and his clan fell from grace, but oh well, "I'm just skipping the middle man here to be honest, for us, at the point we're at, dating is more a formality than anything."

Her cheeks flushed a bright red and the twin tailed older girl cupped them, shaking her head, "…I-I know, b-but this is a thing step y'know!" she pointed out, "I agree with your plans, but being engaged, means getting married as well! Which means stable income, a house, things like that!"

"I have plenty of money and own plenty of property in Scotland," he calmly pointed out, "And I'll even be getting territory in the underworld and stuff as well. You don't need to worry about anything else other than being one of my future wives and supporting me."

"You make it sound so simple," Irina sighed, closing her eyes. Before they suddenly snapped back open, "Wait, one of your wives?!"

Oh yeah, he hadn't got around to telling her that yet, huh?