Naming ceremony

Where am i,I started panicking i was in a white room when i heared a woman's voice i shouted who are you then it said I am the god of life and also god of the elves Rose,when I heared a man's voice which said i am the god of death and also the god of the demons.They then started talking in unison "Although i am a small god I can still see that you are from another world an in the first time in gazillions of years somebody has been blessed by the god of seduction,it best we give him our blessings so that we can curry favour with the god of seduction let's name him Michael as they said that i was back in reality. Immediately I came back their was a system message that read " You have been blessed by the minor god's of life and death check status for more information system will now shut down for seven hours due to new functions added. The priest looked at the board with a angry face and pointed his palm towards me,System what is hopping it would know but nothing happened i just remembered the system has shut down shit!!!!. As he was pondering about what happened a thought came to is mind as he remembered a specific thing that caused the death of many hybrids in the memory of the hybrids between elves and demons that some priests that killed people because they were more blessed than them who have worshiped their god for a long time for another god to now bless a mere children. Immediately he remembered immediately a bolt of light was coming his way the leaves on the alter immediately formed a shield by that time he had already closed his saying in his head yesterday night i lost my virginity and now I am about to die I guess nothing come free in life as he opened is eyes wandering if he was dead yet instead he saw leaves that formed a shield with a green like aura so rounding it right above his body he then saw one of the leaves go above the shield and immediately passed through the man's forehead as blood was spilt on the ground. He was not in the slightest mood shocked as he had seen a lot of deaths already and he already knew his mother was strong.