Ink: i don't think killer can teleport to the anti-void,can he?
Fresh: don't know but he looks chill then the other one!
Fresh: hey friend you forgot to close a portal or something?
Error: WHAT? NO!
Error: ANYWAYS I'M JUST GONNA WATCH UNDERNOVELA DON'T INTERUPT IT AGAIN INK.
Ink: yeah I'm just gonna send killer back
Fresh: aight while ya do that I'm gonna go chat with bruh,lateeer broskies.
Jin: but i just got here-
Ink summons a portal behind me and yoinked me out of the anti-void
Ink: go back to nightmare and don't mess with aus again!
Jin: well this is a pathetic situation to be in, it's so hard to live as a sans that murders for fun, not like they'll believe me if i tell them i didn't kill anyone, especially if i look like this!
Then an idea struck me ; what if i go to all those genocide timelines and to stop the humans!
my geniuses, is just, frightening.
So to change their perspective of me and also going to do some good deeds,i think it's a win-win situation for everyone, i think
So i went to the first one that came in mind, the first timeline I'll help is, disbelief (disbeef)
Jin: off i go to my conquest of helping out others!
So after countless times of me searching for a disbelief timelines,i only managed to find normal undertale routes,so i focused on genocide timelines only,and for half a day i still couldn't find one
but finally,i managed to find Papyrus on the last corridor instead of Sans, Papyrus notices me and-
Papyrus: SANS? IS THAT YOU?
And so i pretended i was his brother, I don't want him knowing what's out there anyways
Jin: uh,yeah hey paps
Papyrus: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!? I THOUGHT YOU DIED.
Jin: well-
Papyrus: WAIT, DON'T TELL ME,IS THIS ONE OF YOUR JOKE?
Jin: well I hoped it was, and
Papyrus: AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR EYE SOCKETS, ARE YOU HURT ANYWHERE?
Jin: now now paps "chill" cuz i got a skele-ton of things to say here
Papyrus: ARGH,YOUR JOKES ARE AS NASTY AS ALWAYS SANS, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT EVERYONE IS...
Jin: yeah pap,i know, but I'm here to teach the human a lesson with you!
Papyrus: OK,BUT WHY IS YOUR EYE SOCKETS SPILLING GOOP?
Jin: well i simply have a new design
Papyrus: FINE, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT LATER
and after a few more minutes of waiting, the human arrives
they look rather confused seeing me
Chara: Sans? aren't you supposed to be dead?
Papyrus: WHAT DO THEY MEAN SANS?
Jin: don't worry i just faked my death das all
Chara: (tsk, can't believe that comedian escaped,but didn't i saw him die?)
Jin: now human, this won't be like the other encounters you've faced.
Chara: (he knows?!)
Papyrus: BECAUSE NOW, I...NO , WE WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON THAT YOU WILL HARDLY FORGET, NYEHEHEHEHEHE
well he's quite energetic just seeing me,i guess he'll fight better now he's not lost in his disbelief
so Papyrus attacked the human on his turn and i just watched him fight because i wanted to see how well it goes now that he wasn't sad
and it worked quite well, his attacks has changed and the human is having a hard time with this new pattern
Papyrus: SANS,WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING?
Jin: oh yeah it's my turn i guess
then i send a slow flying bone to the human which was very easy to dodge
Chara: heh, this is easy
Papyrus: SANS, THAT'S NOT HELPING AT AL-
then i dragged the human to the bones using soul manipulation before Papyrus finished his last word,and the human lost quite the amount of hp there not gonna lie
Papyrus: WELL THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT,NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
Chara: (why does that one bone deal so many damage?!)
Jin: well it's your turn pap,time for lesson number 2
Papyrus: WELL,GET READY HUMAN, THIS WILL BE THE HARDEST LESSONS IN YOUR LIFE!
as Papyrus says that,the human uses some food to recover their hp
Papyrus: NYEHEHEHEHEHE.
uh,nyeh