Chapter 4

Merlin fooled with Hobbes and the others in the guild until the night before returning home, during which Arnold cried in a mess, yelling to fight Merlin, but did not dare to do it.

After so long, Merlin's head became a little clearer, and he began to think carefully about the future.

Although I have been busy for such a long time, only one gold coin can be paid, but no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, of course it must be laughed at.

It's just that the tens of millions of debts on Alice made Merlin very speechless and directly crushed his yearning for future life.

Originally, I didn't have a lot of debts of tens of thousands, but I paid it back after receiving a few big commissions.

Merlin now faintly loses hope for the future life, intends to eat and wait for death, and live a day.

This negative emotion is innate and it is difficult to get rid of it.

Merlin won't regain his strength like Alice, and will still be full of energy and hope the next day.

After all, Merlin has become a habit of eating and waiting for death, too lazy to do anything, and doesn't want to live hard.

I just want to have no trouble and play peacefully in another world.

For people like Merlin who are a bit lazy about late-stage cancer, their biggest dream is to be paralyzed in bed, someone takes care of eating and drinking, and then they won't wake up.

Merlin felt that this was the fucking life of a god, if it weren't for a curse in his heart, this guy would never move when he came to another world.

Merlin staggered back to Ai Li's house and knocked on the door.

Alice came out wearing house clothes and an apron, but only opened the door a little, staring at Merlin very guarded.

"What are you doing here?"

"What else do I do when I go back to my own house?" Merlin said impatiently, "Miss, I paid, and now I have half the right to use the house. If you rush me again, I can't justify..."

"Hmm..." Alice frowned, and after thinking about it, she opened the door, "Come in, and when the neighbor sees an unscrupulous man walking around my door every day, I will think that I am not a serious person either, huh ~!"

"Ha..." Merlin gave a dry smile, wondering who is not a serious man?Why did not I see?

After entering a familiar house.

When Merlin opened the door, he smelled a scent of meat and saw that there was a cooked steak on the table.

Although there is only one serving, it doesn't matter, because Merlin has a thick skin.

"You actually cooked for me? You are polite~"

Merlin sat down in front of the steak, picked up the knife and fork, not treating herself as an outsider.

Alice was shocked immediately, how could the fruits of her busy life be given to Merlin.

"Get up! This is my steak! Get what you want to eat, don't grab it with me!"

Alice walked over, grabbed Merlin by the collar of her dress, and yanked.

But Merlin seemed to have learned how to fall, motionless, as if her hips merged with the chair.

"Miss Alice, what you said is wrong? I remember that I taught food expenses? How come there is no share for me?" Merlin showed a very playful expression.

"This..." Alice was speechless, wondering if she really said that the food expenses came?Anyway, I was talking nonsense at the time, and didn't care about that much, "That...that's only half of you!"

"Tsk!" Merlin slashed halfway with the knife, and inserted the plate that was thrown to the opposite side. "It's really troublesome..."

"Humph~!" Alice sat angrily across from Merlin, looking at half of the steaks very aggrieved. She was going to have a full meal and prepared for a long time, but now half is left, and the other half is on the bastard's plate.

Merlin calmly tasted Alice's craftsmanship, frowning immediately, "It's really unpalatable, wasting ingredients, the steak has a sour taste on the outside, and it's a bit salty, and it's not tender enough on the inside, just barely satisfying the hunger... "

"Then don't eat, spit it out!" Alice patted the table dissatisfiedly.

"Why don't you eat white or not, I never pick and choose." Merlin chewed the steak, eyes full of disgust, "but you don't have a big chest and your cooking skills are not good. It is estimated that it will be difficult to marry in the future, because as a The beauty of women is 0~"

"Shut up, I don't want you to make irresponsible remarks! Is the breast an important thing? The bigger it is, the more inconvenient it is to move. It is very convenient like me." Alice wanted to nail the fork in her hand to Merlin's On the forehead.

"Since you don't care so much, can you not plug your chest pad in the future?" Merlin said with a smile.

"I...I'm willing to stuff! Leave me alone!" Alice patted the table angrily, "Heh~" Merlin sneered, and continued, "But your cooking is a virtue, probably your mother's cooking is not how is everything..."

"My parents have passed away a long time ago. I lived with my teacher since I was a child, and the teacher would bake sweet potatoes." Alice said lightly.

Seeing that there was no emotion on Alice's face, Merlin guessed that this guy's face had never been seen by his parents, otherwise he couldn't be so cold.

"No wonder the breasts are so small, I didn't keep up with nutrition when I was young..."

"Can you stop telling me about my breasts?" Alice put on a serious face, "I tell you! If you wear corset-shaped underwear, breasts, I will get a squeeze."

"You can pull it down~!" Merlin almost laughed, "You can cut your hair short, go to the men's bathhouse for a walk, and if someone recognizes you as a female, I will dice."

"You!" Alice threw Merlin angrily at the fork in her hand and lased it out.

"Huh." Merlin snorted coldly, taking the fork easily, still spinning around in his hand, "Miss, don't use force, it's a bit of quality."

Alice had nothing to do with Merlin, her face flushed with anger, her cheeks bulged into a little bun.

"Although you have many shortcomings, you can barely use it as a maid, and you will use it to wash your feet in the future~" Like an uncle, Merlin directly divided Alice into the servant class.

"Go! I'm an equal relationship with you, so everything must be regulated..." Alice stretched out her finger, and she seemed to have to plan in detail, "We take turns to do the meal! We also clean once, and use the bathroom. First, you can't use the bathroom until I finish it. You have to wait until I finish it."

"Hey!" Merlin felt that it was not very fair, it was all Alice who had the upper hand, "Then if you don't take a bath, I have to wait all the time?"

"Yes! That's right." Alice nodded, like a little landlord.

"If you don't wash it for a month, I will not wash it for a month?" Merlin frowned.

"I'm not that dirty! I basically wash it every day at home!" Alice was afraid of being misunderstood.

"It's not fair for you to come first for everything, that bed belongs to me!" Merlin pointed to herself, thinking that Alice was always taking advantage of it. This is not a shared rent, but this is a boarding house!

"Huh!?" Alice furrowed her brows together, immediately revealing the posture of a housekeeper

"Of course the bed belongs to me!"

"The one who came first naturally belongs to me!"

"This little sofa is your home, huh~!"