MotivatedSloth

Scorned by the world he was born in, Arthur had no other choice but to learn how to deal with it. Yet, just as his hard work and dedication were about to pay off, the hate towards his origins brought him to his death. 

But that wasn't his fate. His future wasn't supposed to end with his head cracking against the edge of the stairs. His bloodline could not die as that would be against the wish of the universe itself. 

Thrown to another world, he found himself in a situation where the skills and craft he honed would be no longer of use. His patience, his creativity, his logical thinking were no longer in demand in a world where strength reigned supreme. 

Or was it?

"My system is overpowered. I'm not shameless enough to deny it."

"Scores of women and slaves all around? Those are the wishes of a naive kid, not mine."

"Lower the price of those apples by a quarter and we will have a deal!"

"Dear, stop, I cannot hold any longer!"

Jump in and follow Arthur's adventures as he proves that even the illogical world of sword and cultivation has its own rules. Laws, that one can learn, laws, that Arthur sets off to use to his own advantage!


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This novel will have some comedic elements, but it won't be the core of the story. I also won't hold back any punches when it comes to dark humor, heavy elements or morally ambiguous aspects. If you are looking for a fckboy/edgelord/cliche, then his novel is not for you.

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One Last System

It was a strange, new feeling for me. To hesitate to fulfill Mia's request, despite how easy it was for me to do it.

Was my dick no more to her liking?

"Fine," I finally gave up before Mia could change her mind.

There was absolutely nothing wrong with her playing with toys like that. And as it was one of the rare requests that she made, I would feel too damn bad to deny it!

I turned my attention back to the system's window, scrolling through the categories to find the one tab that I was looking for.

The creators of the game that gave birth to the idea of this very town we are in right now paid particular attention to the freedom of customization for the players.

What is a dildo in the first place? (slightly r18)