Warning: swearing in filipino
Now for a semi-accurate Portrayal of a Filipino Group chat
6:30 PM
Saturday
In the boyfriend wanters GC
Nengneng (Niel): Guyssss... Tulong mag hanap ng boyfriend 😞
Side Chick ni Charly (Hailey): @Jade tulonang mo kami beh.
Boyfriend ni Charly (Jade): @Kris ikaw beh.
Girlfriend ni Charly: (Kris): @Leonard
Ma'am antok ako (Leonard): waay girlfriend... Boyfriend pa
Monki ni Dora (Ryan): Ako maka tulong
Nengneng: Ang pangit mo ante paano ka naka kuha ng girlfriend?
Monki ni dora: boyfriend di girlfriend... Jk jk
Boyfriend ni Charly: @Charly Darling tulong po 😘😘😘
Side Chick ni Charly: Darling gid?
Boyfriend ni Charly: Baka yan yung gusto ni Niel
Nengneng: frfr
Side chick ni Charly: hahahahahah! Lonely ka teh?
Nengneng: 😞😞😞
Side chick ni Charly: ok lang yan, oi @Charly bigyan mo man ng advice
Walang bibig (Charly): step 1: talk to him
Nengneng: next step?
Walang bibig: mag bayad 600 para sa full 100-step program po
Ma'am Antok ako: mahal gid?
Walang bibig: kasi mahal
Side chick ni Charly: gawin kita admin
Walang bibig: deal!
Side chick ni Charly made Walang bibig an admin
Walang bibig: Sent an attachment
Nengneng: Pota! bakit 100 steps para mag hanap ang boyfriend!!??
walang bibig: step 1 ang pinaka importante diyan
wala kuwarta (Ana): Good morning ano gina chat ninyo?
My Ex girlfriend (Heal): Naga hanap sila nang boyfriend
Ma'am Antok ako: bakit kayo mayroon relationship kami wala?
Walang bibig: study more
Side chick ni Charly change Charly's nickname to pota na bata
pota na bata: buwisit ka
Side chick ni Charly: ang bibig mo ante!
pota na bata: ano toh?
Sent a video
the video he sent was of Hailey and Leonard screaming swear words at the top of their lungs in the classroom
Side chick ni Charly: hoy!
Nengneng: Charly ano gawin sunod pagkatapos ng step 1?
My Ex girlfriend: idiot siya?
Nengneng: opo
pota na bata: Just continue to talk and Hangout diba Jade?
Boyfriend ni Charly: yess! Ganyan!
Nengneng: Try ko beh next week
Side Chick ni Charly: Oi sino?
Nengneng: secret
Side Chick ni Charly: Paki PM Please!!!
Nengneng: Secret Gani
pota na bata: Red Code in order
Nengneng: ? ano yan?
Ma'am antok ako: secret~
Pota na bata: ma tulog na ako
Walang kuwarta: Ka aga ma tulog ka na?
Girlfriend ni Charly: Gusto niya lang mag laro
Pota an bata: sino gusto mag valorant? 4 open seats
Nengneng: pa join
Pota na bata: 3
Ma'am Antok ako: sama ako
Pota na bata: 2
Monki ni dora: Game
Side chick ni Charly: Me!me!
Boyfriend ni Charly: Ako diin!
Pota na bata: 0 full na ang party, Sorry
Walang kuwarta: ahay...
Uoi sino gusto mag COD?
My Ex girlfriend: Natapos ninyo ng peom para sa religion?
Pota na bata: ka dali yun
My ex girlfriend: sanaol bahala kayo da
The end.
Translations will be it's own chapter