poo story

(Dan food poisoning, skip if you like, doesn't matter)

In the fantasy world,

you could be anything, be it a pirate, blacksmith, alchemist, or even an adventurer.

in a world full of possibilities and Great adventure is waiting around every corner. an abounded mansion, dark forest, ice cave, Currently our protagonist is on the beautiful forest of...

*Prrrrt

Help me, I'm dying turns out medieval food is terrible not just the taste and portions. The stomachace I fell since a while ago keeps getting worse it's like the world war is happening in the middle of my stomach, a The army of poo people is rushing to the exit of their jail, the meat walls stay firm until the poo hero arrives with his poo sword he Pierce the wall weak spot 'The Hole'.

SUPER EFFECTIVE, the walls begin to weaken and the exit is beginning to soften, But wait what's this?

Dan used hold hand on stomach, The jailer had buffed the meat barrier, OH NOOOO! The poo hero attack and attack the weak spot but the hole is supported by two butt cheeks cloging the hole way, "Is..., is this the end?" the young poo fell on his knees on despair.

"Don't worry hero" an old but wise voice coming from behind him. The poo hero look backwards, "Grandpa poo" the hero looked at his grandpa, family, and friends.

"You're not alone, We Can do this together" the poo family and friends smiled and support him. "Dad, Mom, even bread poo." the young poo swipe the tears in his eyes. Face forward with a determined look. "EVERYONE... ATTACK". following his screams the people of poovile attack the walls with everything they got.

" Earthquake " grandpa poo casts a spell that weakens the meat barrier. sis poo throw bombs to the wall, mom poo used her precious chilis to burn the hole, Papa poo turns into a giant in an attempt to push the butt cheeks open. Poo monster let out a Roar, grumbling the stomach.

The young hero learns a valuable lesson today, you don't have to face the troubles alone, you face them with the power of love, family, and Friendship.

Dan pov

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'OHH F*ck, Ohhh fXxk my stomach!

when will this nightmare end? '

what did they put in the food?

Kyle: 'HA ha, told you medical food suck'.

the shaking of the ride doesn't help at all, I feel like I'm dying.

need to...

"SHOVEL!!!".

I grab the shovel and rush into the woods digging a hole aggressively. signing like he is digging up his grave.

what is next is a life and death situation.

'Will I die here pooping my organs outside'

if a cow compares his poo with dan's he would be ashamed to be vegan.

Dan slump back to the wagon, his skin is white like a dried-up corpse.

Kyle and Ewan take a picture, Kyle wants to save this moment, while Ewan wants to show the client, that the vampire has caused casualties and dan has been sucked dry.

Ewan did that to get more money and trust from the client, to show how hard working they are ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ.

Unable to see Dan suffering any longer, Bob carate chop Dan neck. Dan passed out, not because of acupuncture. but because bob hit him too hard.

Bob proceeds to take off dan pants and let his butt hang from behind the wagon.

if people looked at this poo on the road they will think that the horse ate a bad mushroom.