CHAPTER 4
life as a baby is kinda calm you sleep , you get hungry wake up ,eat ,sleep ,poop ,wake up, cry get cleaned and sleep again although not always in that order. that is unless your me a grown up person ho can understand his parents conversations and wants to know About the clan so i end up eavesdropping when I can . is it eavesdropping if my mother is carrying me while they talk? who knew one could learn such juicy gossip from the Uchiha clans married women they tend to gossip allot with mother everytime she visits them. from cooking recipes to bragging about their children's scores at the academy about who they should pair of with whom . advanced wife skills for the newlyweds, damn there's some real deal on how to get their husbands to think their the ones making the important decisions basically from acting coy or pouting to cooking new dishes to impress them or more adult stuff 😮I'm a child for gods sake !!! how can you talk about those things in my presence !!!!? well I'm not supposed to understand them right . i wonder if the men of our clan have similar meetings i should assist as a proud man of the Uchihas though I'm still a baby😅 perhaps Father would take me? it's supposed to be him who teaches me about that stuff right..... but with how serious he is. ... i mean i guess that might be weird for some parents from what I've heard before.... do they talk about the bee and the honey crap here or some Ninja analogy perhaps? maybe he will teach me with something like ~ gengutsu: sexED no jutsu~ ? well back to serious stuff I've also learned the hand signs for some Justus namely: Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique
Rank: C Handseals: Snake → Dragon → Rabbit → Tiger
so you breathe fire along a wire or some long object like a sword , and the fire rushes forward in straight line catching the enemy on fire and
Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique
Rank: C Handseals Snake → Ram → Monkey → Boar → Horse → Tiger
technique where chakra is kneaded inside the body and converted into fire and expelled from the mouth either as a massive orb of flame or a flamethrower it's scope depends on how much chakra is used i think OG Sasuke was sad after his fireball was compared to Itachi's and he didn't get praised.
how does a baby learn two Justus you say simple they got some dude who came to tell his mother he learned the Justus to demonstrate the new ones he learned and started comparing with his sister( the newlywed they are preaching how to manipulate her husband) totally unfair if i say so man she's chunin and she's not jounin because she wants to work as a medic nin and he's barely gennin that shit ain't fair . even though they showcased other Justus i only tried to focus on two so i can remember them either way their both c rank so they should be them sooner than the others because their b rank namely Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Flower Nail Crimson and Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Bullet .... wait i remembered the hand signs? my memory isn't that good and as a baby i thought I'd have shallower memory but it's better now?
Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Flower Nail Crimson
Rank: B Handseals Rat → Tiger → Dog → Ox → Rabbit → Tiger → Monkey
Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Bullet
Rank: B Handseals Ram → Horse → Snake → Dragon → Rat → Ox → Tiger
huh didn't expect that well I'm two months old and i hadn't noticed that .... wait when the kyuubi attacks itachi is seen carrying me in the OG fuck that means it can be anytime now fuck well whats a baby gonna do to stop a bjuu on a rampage? maybe father can stop it? he puts itachi in a gengutsu in the OG fairly easy as he also has a mangekyo Sharingan i guess it would get our clansmen to go wild if they knew father has a mangekyo danzo doesn't help in that regard.
tomorrow I'll try to stick with father maybe if he passes more time with me my cuteness moves his heart? nah not gonna happen. even if he did danzo would probably say we staged it or some bullshit.
_______________THE NEXT DAY________________
-FUGAKU SAMA may I ask why you're carrying a baby?-
" I'm bringing Sasuke to get familiar with the Uchiha police force" i can't say he cried till i brought him with me sigh I even tried to put him in a gengutsu so he would sleep while Mikoto wasn't looking ¿ how did resist in the first place, granted I didn't use my Sharingan but he's a baby come on guess he's going to be a gengutsu oriented Uchiha. still he seems to enjoy me parading him around ¿ and he's waving at every clansmen that salutes me perhaps he * Fugaku* " Hiashi " *so that's your child Sasuke was it? like the thirds father * " indeed Mikoto chose his name , your wife is pregnant isn't she when is your heir born?" * another 3 months and some days* " ..... .... " * .... .... * well say something Hiashi this is awkward
[ come on Fugaku this is awkward sigh the Anbu are watching how embarrassing]
¿ why are the Anbu tensing up? one even left guess they can't stand the awkwardness
∆random Anbu 1 : shouldn't we get closer to hear what their talking about?
∆ random Anbu 2 : their the patriarchs of our 2 great dojutsu clans you think they won't notice they might even have noticed already
∆ random Anbu 1 :but there glaring at each other in the eye in public! what are the other clans gonna think?
∆ random Anbu 2 : rabbit already went to inform the hokage don't worry.
∆ random Anbu 1: guess we'll see what the hokage wants us to do.
* so we'll see that our hyuugas Byakugan is better when they enroll at the academy*
" hmmp our Uchihas Sharingan is obviously better"
^~^ charignn(Sharingan) bagugan( Byakugan) (insert giggling baby noises here) ^~^
" !!!!!!!!!!!" ( tenses and activates Sharingan) * !!!!!!!!!!!* ( tenses and activates Byakugan)
∆ random Anbu 1 and 2 : fuck there really gonna fight here even carrying a child!?!?! * say did i just hear your child speak fugaku?*
" so you heard it to ? but how? " * perhaps it was just a coincidence he just giggled and it seemed like he talked? * " yes that's probably what happened right?" * indeed let's leave it at that* ∆ random Anbu 1 : and they calmed down fuuu i thought they were going to fight for real. ∆ random Anbu 2 : yeah don't wanna get messed up in clan politics especially those two .
^~^hachi hachi hachi hachi ( insert happy baby clapping noises)
*" now that's a coincidence again🤨?*"
∆ random Anbu 2: fuck what happened they were calm already!!
∆ random Anbu 1 : i knew they have a rivalry but this is too much!!
(^~^) jaja I'm a troll jajaja i wish someone could take a picture of there expressions come on they don't have to exaggerate their expressions I'm jus..... just a two months old baby saying his first words crap I'm really stupid ain't I and i did it twice (facepalms mentally) (^~^)