CHAPTER 9

well now i just need to sleep ... why sleep?

because tomorrow mother is going to visit the hyuuga clan compound , you now cause Hinata's mom gave birth to her and all that so for the sake of face or some political mumbo jumbo the clanhead and his wife ( mom and dad) are going to congratulate the hyuuga clanhead and his wife .

so the only one who wants to go is me but if i don't sleep I'm going to fall asleep tomorrow and waste this opportunity.

problem is I'm too excited to see Hinata that i can't sleep I mean come on I'm a baby sleeping is one of the few things i should be good at at this age if got lots of practice , not like there's much I can do.

i just sleep ,eat ,poop, wake up and repeat.

actually sometimes i prank dad or listen on how itachi discloses what he manages to overhear from the clansmen or the villagers when he goes training with sishui , or the things i learn from mom's reunions with the Uchiha women, there's actually a lot of information one can get you now cause that don't expect a baby to be paying attention to the conversation. helps that itachi is showing me handsigns for jutsus ¿why ? cause one day he was happy that he learned a new jutsu from sishui so he being a brocon had to show off to his little brother normally that would have been in vain cause I'm a baby and baby don't now what a jutsu is or think there cool i mean he should've waited till I'm 3 or something. normally of course but I'm a not a normal baby so i acted exited when he showed off , though he thinks I'm amused seeing him do handsigns fast , cause i did what baby's do i tried to copy him and he bought it maybe being a brocon seeing me pout in a baby's equivalent of trying to put a serious face while i did it was enough.

though he'd just need to do handsigns fast to get my attention fore some reason he actually explains the name of the jutsus and what they do , and does them in slow motion first before showing off his speed at doing handsigns .

him laughing when my clumsy baby fingers don't do shit was completely unnecessary , it was funny to troll him though when he started laughing the first time i tried to put a hurt face and act like i was going to cry 😭 it was super effective he acted like he committed some unforgivable crime when he thought he had hurt my feelings some serious brocon issues man. well your brother is itachi Uchiha it's actually a good thing if he's a brocon i mean the author had to give him some terminal illness and he still wiped Sasuke's ass in the cannon fight and he actually didn't lose he died of illness when could have finished the fight. the bad part was i had to hear a ten minute pledge of how he would never make me cry again an that he would beat anyone who bullied me when I went to the academy , and wanting to be my instructor when I graduated , he probably would have kept at it if mom hadn't reprimanded him for being too loud and him getting ashamed.

well got carried away pretty quickly huh .

well now i now some genjutsus, and substitution , bodyflicker among other simpler jutsus.

well enough of that let's sleep 😴💤💤💤💤