As I laid my head down to rest on a tree overlooking hills upon hills I fell into a darkness. a small light at the end of the tunnel approached me I was out but I was not free. Suddenly I was rushed to a bright room that seemed to be a place for newborns to rest. I cried a bit till i was brought to a beautiful woman with emerald green eyes and a man with a dad body posture his eyes were brown like the bark of a tree. I felt a the skin of who apears to be my mom as she held me while my dad drove home. A small red pinkish house is were I was brought into. It's very clean and the inside spelled like lavenders and cake, as I noticed what was on the table before being taken upstairs to my room I saw a cake three fourths the way eaten it said " -t's a bo-"on it in blue icing topped with green flower candies. My mom who look so tired put me in my bed where I would then start to sleep. 4 months after my birth I began to finaly learned to crawl I crawled toward a mirror and saw myself and thought "HOLY SHIT I'm cute!!!" I had long narrow gold eyes that can peice even the most beautiful ladies hearts " Watch out ladies here I come" I thought to myself as my mom and dad came in. I sadly didn't know there nam- "Martin you need to start watching him more he's starting to wander" my mom spoke to my dad in a angry dish ton- " *gasp* I would've if it wasn't for you and you delicious cake samantha!" my dad spat back as I look mad cause they keep interru- " Now hold on a min that was my moms dish u better not of eaten it Martin!" my mom yelled out. well atleast I know there names final- " MARTIN WHERES MY FOOD!!!" a loud scrawny voice yelled through the house
*fart* mom and dad stopped fighting to see that I made a poopy. "Come on son let's get you changed" dad said as he accidentally knocked my head on the ceiling. "-wa...WAAAAAAAA-" as I cried my mom look over dad with killer intent.
3 Hours Later
"There there little one it's ok" mom said with her voice of love as my dad was beaten to a pulp in the corner. suddenly mom said an enchantment of healing magic to heal my head "!!!!!" "I guess this world has magic."