Within 5 minutes, he finally found a clothes to wear, in next ten minutes i've already finished 3 omurice, in next 5 minutes, everything is ready, except him. He's so anxious he can't choose a footwear.
"Just wear a slippers, why the hell are you going to wear shoes?"
"Ah, right.... What color?"
"Why are you such....hah, black, black is stylish."
"I think blue is better."
"...."
For almost 3 years, it's been a while since my heart pump heavily and having an urge to punch, my face dimmed.
I breath deeply to calm my self
I should be able to control myself, this body is the problem.
DING
a sound of doorbell
He is excited yet anxious, but it's good he isn't as pessimist as before, maybe without me, this guy is hopeless.
Everything is now ready, Rariso wears dark blue shirt and gray shorts reaching his knees while i have a black shirt and dark grey shorts which also reach my knees.
He rushed downstairs to welcome them
I waited in the dining room but they seems to having a conversation which i didn't try to listen
And then, they are finally here.
"....."
But sometimes, i think this world is just a story, and someone's looking at this.
I may be a psychologist but my imagination is rich.
Why? Look at that 2 figures, they are incredibly appealing, especially the mother.
The mother wears a white gray office dress that seems to look tight but i was surprised of how it isn't affecting her mobility, she have of course a very amazing figure, look at that slim legs, wide hips and sexy waist, her chest is big and the face, a simple powder and a lipstick, carrying a black hand bag that result of such figures, her aura is really dominating and a tease with that smile as she looks at Rariso who's still stuttering.
She noticed my gaze and stare at me for a bit, then give a bright greeting smile. I analyzed her body by just looking at her eyes directly
Meanwhile her daughter who i expect older than 3 years older than me, she's having the same vibe as her mother, it's clear she's influenced by her, her fit blue T-shirt with jean short pants, they both have a black hair and also appealingly beautiful
Both of them are sharp, she look into my eyes too, and we have a staring contest that only last for 7 seconds, after that she analyze me too but i'm already looking at Rariso when her gaze comes back to my face.
"Father and....?" I tried to make a tone but it's still calm, i tried not to act with monotone voice
"Risa, Risa Voigar." She smiled brightly
Voigar? What last name is that? Whatever.
"And?" I looked at her daughter"
"Shira Voigar"
"Nice meeting you two, i am Reika, but, can we continue the conversation later? The breakfast is getting cold." This time, i tried to make a acting effort of a boy having distant feeling
"Ahh, yeah, that's right, let's have a meal first"
"Right" Risa smiled and we all walk towards the table and eat."
After a bite, they seems happy.
"The taste is good, the combination of small amount of fried rice dish didn't overpower the taste of the egg, who cook this?" Risa asked curiously
"It's my son who cooked." He's embarrassed to call me son as he smiled twitching
Maybe because of our relationship as strangers to helpers?
"Woahh, sugoi! it's good enough to make you a husband."
"...Ah.."
There it goes, this conversation still feels unrealistic since i only saw this on manga but right now...
It's so weird as hell.
"Thank you but the age of consent is 16 and they will become pedophile if they do so."
As usual i tried to stay calm but my appetite is going lower and lower, because the puberty is hitting literally 'hard' right now.
Well whatever, i'm still calm
She looks surprised as she didn't expect such response, how's that? I broke the manga rules
But she giggle, seems like she's not going to question it further.
"Fufufufu, your son is a good talker Raris-kun, so why don't you calm down a little too."
But Rariso seems shock as if someone chilled his spine and suddenly getting more shy and also confident at the same time with a forced smile on his face.
Does this woman using her feet to communicate with Rariso who's still trembling and didn't touch his food?
Meanwhile Shira is silently eating while glancing at me with smile
Rariso is still trembling, and this woman smile, she's definitely enjoying it, Rariso can't become serious if this continues.
Seriously, i am losing my shit right now, Rariso is the only way to break this situation out, boys body facial expression are stiff since im suppressing them to laugh at him, i do not laugh easily but this body has definitely an energetic boy.
And so, Shira saw a very blatant lie with her eyes.
"Oops, i'm so clumsy."
I dropped the knife i used to open the omelette wide intentionally without any effort of trying to act and Shira saw all of that but Risa just reacted after i spoke
With the ring of a fork and the my motion trying to get the knife, Rariso looked at me and tried to stop me.
"Do, do not pick that up, i mean-"
The act of tease finally was gone.
Then he got cut off by a laugh
"Ahahahahahaha, sorry sorry, ahahahaha, i am very sorry for my actions, i apologize to Reika-kun for teasing his father too much, i also apologize for the trouble Raris-kun"
Finally. This might be a embarrassing moment for him
"No no, it's okay." Rariso sighed and finally calm down
We finally got a normal conversation.
If i see him getting teased once more, i don't know how long i will be able suppress this boy's body, i can't fucking take it anymore. I drink a water to calm myself down
"Anyway, Raris-kun, we are getting married soon, you said you have saved money to create a business, can i ask what it is?"
"Oh? That, it's a dating cafe service, i'm pretty motivated to create it since i love seeing people happy."
"Oh? That's very sweet of you."
"Ah, thank you"
"What are your thoughts about this Reik-"
When she looked at me, i'm already covering my mouth, if i puke the water, it will be embarrassing, that's why i run away towards the rest room
"Uhh, is Reika-kun alright?"
"I think he ate something bad on his dish."
Bad my ass
Meanwhile, Shira smiles widely
In the bathroom...
Shit, why did i laugh? That doesn't even make sense, he who obviously has anxiety dealing with girls while opening a dating cafe to see people smile equals funny? That isn't, is this child's humor degraded?
It took me 3 minutes to stop my silent laughter.
[Facial suppressing muscle skill: 47.9%]
Huh?
[Host facial suppressing skill reset because of the host new vessel, the vessel isn't used to it and the muscle memory is also involved.]
[Oh, i see, my laughter suddenly gone.]
I left the restroom and everyone is waiting for me.
"What happened Reika?"
"Are you okay Rei-kun?"
Our names getting shorter and shorter
"It's nothing to worry, i just bit my lips, i already treated it with salt."
It's true, i have to bit my lips to suppress my laughter
"But there's no salt in restroom." Said by him innocently
"....."
My face dimmed
Previously, i'm just laughing at your foolishness and now, you sold me out without knowing it? How shallow are you?
This guy is such a... He didn't even recognize this is an excuse.
"That's no good Rei-kun, you shouldn't lie about that, you got hurt and tried to hide it away, you should just said the truth."
Please, don't make it a big deal.
"That's right, it will be a trouble if you got an infection."
Infection my ass, how naive are you?
"Shira, accompany your younger brother to the kitchen, i doubt he will heal his self."
Shira finished her meal and approached me
"That's right my little brother, don't try to lie like that, you're being naughty." As she smug in Rariso's blind spot
I thought i can trust this guy, but now, this girl got a chance now, she placed her left hand on my shoulder, her chest is intentionally in my right shoulder as i looked up on her, she's taller than me because my head is only on her neck
"You don't need to, i can do it myself."
"No, as a older sister, i should take care of my sibling!"
Now, that's a real acting.
"But you don't need to."
"Are you perhaps afraid of pain?"
She smug again as if im a rat that was about to played by this cat.
"Woah, you're a man Reika, why are you afraid?"
I sighed.
Shut up already...