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" hello everyone we are" namjoon started and ended by yelling BTS in chorus.

Mc- Today we have gathered together to gain some insights in the drasctic change you guys have gone through. You have an addition to your group. What do you guys think about her?

Yoongi - she's not bad. She actually sleeps more than me and Jungkook combined which is new.

Jimin- she's like another alien. Its like we have another V in the house. They end up yelling the same things and then go around yelling psyche.

Jungkook-. She plays games with me. I really like her. And I like it when she calls me hyung. Like before I had to call everybody hyung now when there's somebody to call me hyung, it ain't that bad.

V- She's really funny. And cool too.

J-hope : she's always energetic. I like her. The house has become a lot more livelier than it already was. She doesn't give up either. She's like full of hope.

Jin- She makes good food and gives excellent massages. She likes to tease us a lot but , it's alright I let it go because she's cute.

Namjoon: She's a good student and person. She's enthusiastic, fun to be around and extremely talkative. She's like a mixture of our personalities or so our manager likes to say. But, she really needs to stop reading meaningless things.

Mc: that was good to hear. What may you mean by meaningless things?

Namjoon: ask the devil.

Mc : ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you the Miss Alesha.

The Mc announced and Alesha was nervous as one of the staff ushered her to the entrance. She took a deep breath before being pushed in.

Alesha: hello

Mc : looking good. What might your outfit be about?

Alesha: It's a traditional Indian clothing called a saree.

Mc: please do take a seat.

Alesha: sure

Mc: first things first, please do tell me what mister Kim namjoon meant by you should stop reading meaningless things.

Alesha: ask him

Mc: that's what he said.

Alesha: he's referring to my fanfictions.

Mc: please do elaborate your genre

Alesha: boy's love usually.

Mc- that's interesting. So how's it like living with them.

Alesha- It's pretty fun being with them. We tease each other, play games , eat , cook, etc together. Seeing my favorite ships sail sometimes isn't that bad either. They're really good to me. Though I did trouble them a lot initially.

Mc: that's sweet. So , do you ever feel homesick?

Alesha: Well sometimes but, not.much. I'm used to travelling around a lot. So it's easy for me to adjust.

Mc: Okay. So let's begin without any haste. The first up are handpicked situations that the Army's have requested for.

Rm: go ahead

Mc: first up miss Alesha, if you were to be sitting on one of their laps who would it be and why?

Alesha: None, I prefer sitting on the floor.

Suga: She also sleeps on it.

Alesha: That was a one time thing!

Mc: What if you're in a vehicle?

Alesha: One of the hyung's sit in the others lap.

Mc: If you are in a vehicle full of unknown people and only one person is the one you know. Which member would you want it to be and why?

Alesha: I couldn't be in a car full of strangers and one member. Jin hyung won't let me go in the first place.

Jin: why would you even want to go with strangers?!

Mc- can I just get the answer?

Alesha- I can't decide

Jin- What do you mean you can't decide. Obviously the handsome me.

Taehyung- Aliens stick together

Jungkook- Wasn't I your best friend?

Namjoon- I was your bias right?

Yoongi - You were simping over me!

Jimin: obviously I'm your favorite!

Hobi: Didn't you say I match your enthusiasm?

Alesha : There you go. That's why I didn't answer you.

Mc: nevermind. Next up is for the members, all of you. If you were her real brother and you find out that she has a boyfriend. What would your reaction be?

Jimin: Beat him up. My sister is too young for this.

Alesha: I'm 16!

Jimin: So?

Namjoon: I'll probably talk to her about it. I'll caution her about some do's and dont's.

Jungkook: I'll beat him up with jimin and taehyung. Nobody takes my sister.

Alesha: He wants me to die alone.

V: I'll probably get to know the guy more. If he's not good to her , I'll beat him up.

Alesha: Sensible

Jin: Stun them with my handsomeness.

Alesha: Them? You make it sound like I have a harem.

Yoongi: I'll wait till she speaks to me about it on her own. If he breaks her heart, beat him. I don't think that will be necessary she's scarier than I am.

Hobi: I don't mind.

Alesha: V, Hobi, Namjoon and yoongi hyung are the only answers that make sense and are actually good.

Mc: Over protective brothers. Cliche. Who would be the one to cry the most when she heads back home?

Chorus: Hobi

Alesha: me too but not as much as Hobi.

Hobi: I just don't want her to go. Can't she just stay. *slight sobs are heard as he buries himself in Yoongi's arms"

Alesha: Awww

Mc: I'm guessing the two of you are stuck together all day?

Alesha: definitely

Mc: Change of game, Who knows Alesha the best?

Hobi: Me

Yoongi: me

Jin: I know something you don't so it's me

v: What do you know?

Jin: If I told you then I won't be the only one that would know.

Alesha: It's like they all know something about me that the other doesn't. They all know snippets about me, if they join it all together. Bam. You know my entire life story.

Mc: I'd be really worried if you were my sister. You're adorable.

Jin: I know, she lives with me.

Alesha: Ahem, Thank you.

Mc: Okay so next we have a few questions. Alesha needs to write her answer on this board and the members guess her answer.

Alesha: Cool

Mc: what does alesha like to eat.

Yoongi: Suga, suga Ice cream

Alesha: I didn't even write but yeah that's true.'

Mc: Which was the first BTS song Alesha heard?

JK: Jungkook, Ampanman.

Alesha: Let's just skip the writing part. He's right.

Mc: What does Alesha like to do other than sleeping or eating?

Namjoon: Reading books

Alesha: Well I do but, there's something else too. Taehyung-ssi is the only one that knows.

V: Taehyung, Writing Fanfictions!

Mc: You write fanfictions?

Alesha: Yep

Namjoon: Can't you write something else.

Alesha: Nope

MC: What are Alesha's plan for her future?

Yoongi: Suga, Getting out of the heels , that she's wearing and get home and sleep

Jimin: Exposed

Jin: Psychologist, author and hopefully a professor.

Alesha: correct.

Mc: At what age did Alesha experience her first love.

Jin: 10

Alesha: yeah

Jimin*pouting*: Nobody told me this

Jin: told you I know what you don't

V: betrayed.

MC: A lot of our viewers are curious, does Alesha sing in the shower.

Jin: Why are you curious about that?

Jungkook: That sounded perverted.

V*Giggling*: You know she wanted to touch my hair once and I told her that sounds perverted.

Alesha: But, you still let me

V: Couldn't refuse

Suga: She sings in the shower. But, when she sings our songs she either just hums the tune or sings in Korean words she creates.

Alesha: Yoongi exposing me a never ending saga. But, yes I do.

Mc: What's your favorite MV?

Alesha: Mic drop steve aoki remix. You know I once read this somewhere on Quora. It's about Jimin. Like it was a speculation. The person said that she has a theory. It had a few pictures attached from MV's and she asked, do you see something common here? Water. Jimin is always somehow connected to water. Then there were snippets of Jimin and hobi from love yourself highlights. And it said below it that, "J-hope's hair is dry when he doesn't have an umbrella with him but, Jimin who's standing under the umbrella is wet. And then in spring day Jimin was in front of water as well. Now coming back to the point,

Jimin has no girl, but the others do.

What if Jimin lost his girlfriend during the Sewol Ferry Incident?

His girlfriend drowned and died.

What if the he hit his head, lost his memory and was afraid or uncomfortable or troubled with everything?

That's why he was in the asylum like place in the wing's short film: lie.

Or

Everyone lied to him about his girlfriend [ Saying that she left him ] and put him in a mental asylum and he went mad and couldn't accept the fact that she left him.

Look at these lyrics;

Drowning in lies

Caught in a lie

Find me when I was innocent

I can't get out of this lie

Give me back my smile

Caught in a lie

Lies - your girlfriend left you.

Drowning - somehow related to water.

Find me when I was innocent - when he was with his girlfriend.

give me back my smile - give his girlfriend back to him.

Think about it.

And in the spring day mv, he's holding a pair of shoes.

What if it's his girlfriend's?

Moreover, Fake love, I need you and Lie are related.

He went from I need you [ You - His girlfriend ]

To Lie [ Everyone lied about her to him. ]

And finally to Fake love.

I think when he reached Fake love, he finally believed everyone.

So he believed that she actually left him?" She even mentioned clearly that this is just a speculation. And also the fact that she shouldn't be misunderstood about the fact that she was implying that spring day wasn't for the deceased. She was just stating her thoughts.

I was blown away with this theory. That's not true because he's connected to water because he had a trauma or something when he was a child. But, like their thinking blows me away.

Namjoon: That was, smart I guess.

Jimin: It's not true

Alesha: I know. But, guess what? The writer was thinking about this while writing an exam.

Mc: That was .... I don't know what to say anymore.

Alesha: Your next question?

Mc: Yeah right. One thing you don't like about the members

Jin: Her mother dotes on me more.

Alesha: Yeah he's right and another thing. When I went missing, One of my cousins who's like really close to me. She was the one that informed my parents about seeing me on the V-live. But, it got me thinking what this idiot was doing in the V-live instead of worrying about me. Well the answer was obvious, you can see who she loves more.

Mc: Well then you must be angry at your cousin?

Alesha: Obviously! I'm going to get her to buy me merchandise and eat her broke.

Jimin: She eats a lot. I'll tell you she looks like she hasn't eaten on days end, but she can eat more than Jin and Jungkook can.

Jungkook: It's true.

Mc: How are you so slim then?

Alesha: I'm just lucky I guess.

Mc: Extremely lucky. Apart from taking up portions of your love, is there anything else?

Alesha: They baby me. They act like I'm a kid , that needs to be babysat from the moment she wakes till the time she sleeps.

Hobi: Well you are a kid

Alesha: I'm a legal adult in like two years

Jin: You're still a kid.

Jungkook: Agreed.

Alesha: You are agreeing when you're literally called the fetus of the group?

Jungkook: Who are you calling fetus , you brat!

Alesha: The bitter truth honey.

Mc: You guys are really close.

Namjoon: We haven't been together for a long time but, yeah we're close.