Tiberiu_Ganea

If you liked Ideocracy, surely you'll love this story.
Enjoy this parody, full of dark humor.

Gale Hughes's real life seem to be a nightmare. 
He hates being his mother servant and hates his job.
He wants a better life, living like a Hollywood star.
But when he got the life he wished, he finds out that it's not the life he dreamed about. Having everything he wanted, got him only problems. 
Luckily, this life he dreamed about was only a bad dream.
When he wakes up, Gale finally understands that his life, as it is, could be a perfect life, even if sometimes it's harder. The only things he must do is to enjoy his life.

A perfect world.. a perfect life

As usual, Robbie prepares the boss's coffee.


Gale takes the boss's coffee while Robbie puts some cakes on a plate.


When he sees his boss's coffee in his hand, Gale begins to spit in it. He spits many times, until his mentholated candy falls into the coffee.


Gale looks at his friend. He doesn't know what to say.


I thought that the boss's coffee will be better with a mint taste.


Robbie takes the coffee from Gale and goes to give the coffee to his boss.


After five seconds, somebody is screaming.


Gale stands up. Everybody looks at him. The boss never yells so loud.


Gale... Robbie told me that you put mint into my coffee...


You... fucking tiger... with strong teeth and huge claws. I could... I could... give you my wife to fuck her as you want! Come on, dear friend...


Gale opens his eyes. His boss, Aiden stands up and comes near him. The boss kisses him on the lips.


You're a genius... I love this coffee more than... than having sex with Betsy...!


Yeah, her. But that's not the point... The point is that I'd never drunk such a coffee. The best coffee in my life. How did you do that?


He's not only a genius. He is amusing too...


Because he sees that he doesn't have with whom to speak, he tells them:


I'll raise your salary. You deserve it...


Give me 20% and tomorrow you'll have a better coffee. I promise to spit... aa... to add something more tasty...


He goes to his desk. Near his desk is Angelica.


I don't mean you raised... my dick... I mean the boss... gave me... a salary raise.


I'm not trying to tell that I don't want to fuck you... I want that, but... I have to be a gentleman... So I won't tell you that...


If you want to fuck me... then be my guest.


Gale looks at Angelica. Then he looks around. Everybody else works... so, Angelica is speaking with him. He smiles.


Whereever you want. Except my ass... I don't like that...


No... I don't.. mean that... I ask where... the place...


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