Chapter 25 Beating up children!? Yeah... I'm no hero.

MC POV

-I got you! (???)

-Oh no you don't! Take this!

I avoided the hit aimed at me by the kid rushing towards me and hitting him with an elbow to the chin!

-Argh! (???)

The hit knocked out my opponent cleanly.

I go to him and take out a syringe and draw some of his blood.

Then I try to make it, as if he got hurt from the side where I drew his blood.

- good that is enough for today. I am getting really good at this. Hahaha!

This is the 11th Uchiha kid, I stole blood from.

It is so easy.

I have to say going after the young and using supercomputing in fights was an ingenious idea! It helped me a lot!

It was so easy to predict their attack patterns after a few exchanges and avoid their hits, then all that was left, is to let them get tired and knock them out.

Like taking candy from babies...This feels so wrong...but it also feels so right, like I am a villain in the animes I used to watch.

This is my origin story. Hahahahaha!

...no, I need to calm down.

I am so happy that my plan has been successful so far, that I am getting way over my head.

Normally what I am doing in Konoha would be, for a better lack of words...impossible.

It would be impossible for randos to kidnap people for a few hours, much less children.

Security is pretty tight in this place!

...Sure Itachi and Kisame were able to eat ramen uninterrupted in the village and pretty much get away with it, but both of those guys are s-ranked jounins, and plus Itachi was on his home turf.

Me on the other hand, I have a better hax.

Thank god that I am a child, and picking on other children is seen as a normal bratty thing to do.

It's like being an invisible pervert and doing unspeakable things in public...nobody will ever know.

In other words I can be as obnoxious as I want to be.

Unlike adults, these Uchiha kids are probably not under surveillance.

Telling them what's really going on, will just cause more damage for all parties involved

Besides, all these Uchiha little b*stards haven't started their training for the most part, and all the ones that I went after are orphans like me. (I am a monster! I know!) Meaning, they have no training since they are 4 or 5. If they weren't, I am not sure if could win in most fights if we were a bit older and had already started going to the academy.

These guys are like Obito. No relatives (Obito did have a grandma I think, or it was just a collection of random elderly ladies that he helped), no money, no trainer, no nothing!

Their clan isn't bothered too much by what shenanigans they find themselves in, so any kind of retaliation will probably not come for me. Plus I doubt they'd ever admit having lost to me. So I was able to challenge 1 after another without any issues.

All I had to do was get them alone and wager Shisui-san's notebook...probably not what Shisui-san had intended when he gave it to me...he'd probably get mad or disappointed about the entire ordeal, now that I think about it, but I'd do almost anything for a shortcut.

Unlike Naruto I am not too picky about my morals.

Regardless of all that, those dumb kids easily accepted my challenge when I told them what the prize would be, thinking that I'd be an easy prey.

Truly a prideful clan. They are so easy to manipulate and for me to toy around with.

Thanks Shisui-san!

I know that this is probably not the intention you had for me, on how you wanted me to use your notebook but...it's really hard!...and I have to admit it...I am not very talented. No. Scratch that! I am quite talented!...but I am no Itachi!

Who had adapted the mindset of an hokage at the age of 7.

Putting all that Itachi nonsense aside, I have integrated the DNA from all the other Uchiha kids I beat up with my DNA...except for one. He was some weak*ss kid who didn't even last 10 seconds in our fight and knocked himself out.

Didn't want some kid's loser DNA making me weaker...I know that's how DNA work but still.

Regardless, since I already have Uchiha DNA from birth, their DNAs is very compatible with mine. I don't feel all that sick from it, only feel a bit hazy from time to time but it never lasts more than a day or 2.

As for how I got the syringes, let's just say a bit of dumpster diving near the hospital went a long way.

Had to disinfect everything and that part was such a pain! At first, I was going to do something complicated to get them, such as either stealing and others things. But as I got closer to the hospital, realized there was a far easier way to get it done.

-Ok I'm done! Now everything is ready.... Hey wake up! You lost to me!

I kicked the guy in the back for him to wake up.

- Beurgh! huh? Where am I? Ah, you! Y-you beat me!? Y-you must have cheated! (Uchiha kid)

-Sure! Why not. Whatever rocks your boat. But, I will tell everyone that I beat you...unless you pay up. (He is not wrong...I did cheat, but he will never know....)

I get up and pretend to be about to leave, after I was finished with my stupid and childish threat.

Now, I only have to wait to hear the set of words that I have heard so many times before.

(These boys have it hard. Even if they come from a very reputable clan, If they are deemed to be losers; nobody would want to waste their precious time on them...and they are all afraid of that.)

- W-wait! I will pay! ....Damn it! (Uchiha kid)

The boy grabs his pouch and gives me the good old coins.

I swipe them from the boy's hand in an instant.

(Ahhh...Sweet, sweet, sweet ryos...Not only I steal their blood but also their money, I am a genius.)

I don't really need the money but it is a good cover story for these little spars that I have been having.

Like I said I don't really need the money, but I still want it; too bad these brats are almost just as poor as me.

-pleasure to do business with you.

I smiled at him after saying.

-....you! what is your name?(Uchiha kid)

(Jeez, these guys are all the same! They aren't interested in me at first, but after I beat them up they ask for my name, and swear to beat me up the next time...what a bunch of tsunderes.)

-Tobi. (2 days ago, I was Shikamaru though)

-Tobi...Tobi...I will remember this...but next time I will beat you up!

He left immediately after saying that.

(I swear, I feel like I am having deja vue...these last few weeks I have been repeating the same old pattern.)

I take out my syringe full of blood from my pouch and inject it within myself.

I wait until all the blood is gone.

(C, what is the progress on with this one?)

(A new DNA sequence can be added! Most Uchiha main genes' seem to have been added, however some are still dormant. My hypothesis is that a special chakra is need to activate them.) (C)

(D*mn it! Seems that I will have to activate it, the old fashioned way. Also, DNA from Sasuke will be needed no matter what.)

Let's go home I am starting to feel a bit tired again.

-Hey! Wait up!(???)

As I was about to leave I heard a voice coming from afar.

-....Is that....!!! N-not him again.

The boy ran all the way towards me like his life depended on it.

After he was just a few step shorts of reaching me, he stopped, and tried to catch his breath.

- *HUFF* *HUFF* I...I finally found you.(???)

-.....give up Takoto, you're simply too weak. Even I, am starting to feel bad (a tiny bit) taking so much of your money all the time.

-It's Takao! Not Takoto! TAKAO! N-No none of that matters! Itsuki! I challenge you!(Takao)

-I-Itsuki? Oh! R-right! Yes! (Right~~ That's me! Good Ol' Itsuki Uchiha! hahaha! )

-??! You accept! Good! get ready I am going to beat you this time!(Takao)

The kid took a fighting pose and looked at me with eyes burning with fiery determination.

It was if he was telling me to do the same.

- *Sigh*...just come...but as always if I win, you can't challenge me for a whole week.

- You got it! This time I will win!(Takao)

I hate the hot-blooded/intense type of guys like this kid.

I have had enough of this stereotypical character class from Guy-san in my life, to be meeting more of them is just crazy.

...whatever...a paycheck is a paycheck.

- Here I come Itsuki!(Takao)

Chapter end