Chapter 29 I am not weird, d*rn it! Just give me your hair!

MC POV

-Right. My turn.

I throw 2 shurikens at almost the same time but then the one that was behind, hits the one at the front. It knocks it towards the center of the target. A perfect shot! Right at the center!

- ...and that's how it's done! That's 4!

- Tch!...whatever the last one you are not going to hit it. (Sasuke)

- Sure buddy, it's your turn.

- Hmph!(Sasuke)

The last target is not one target but 2. They are about the in the middle of 2 large trees facing each other.

Not only that but we can't move from a certain spot.

This makes it, that we can only see 1 target but not the other.

Sasuke took his spot and after a few seconds of hesitation he threw 2 shurikens back to back.

Finally, as they were about to hit the target the second shuriken hits the first one sending towards the first target.

-Hmph!(Sasuke)

Sasuke had a smug look in his face.

- Let's just see if you hit the other target.

We walked towards the set of trees where both targets were located, and upon arrival we noticed that Sasuke's shuriken seemed to have missed the mark of the second target by just a little.

-Impossible!(Sasuke)

- Well, whatever. it is my turn now. If I hit it...I win. *smirk*

I look at Sasuke's eyes and in look into mine. Although he is trying to hide it, I can tell that he is a bit scared and believes that there's a chance that he might lose.

​I knocked down Sasuke's shurikens with 2 other shurikens from the trees, as to not let them hinder me.

I then go back to the spot Sasuke was previously on.

-...(Sasuke)

I glanced at him one more time before throwing the shurikens and I could tell that he did not think that match would be this close.

Usually I put a bit of margin between us and let him win.

(C, help with the throwing)

(Understood) (C)

I allow C, to guide me and take aim. It is a little trick that I learned. Now; even if I am asleep I can use C to watch out for threats.

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I didn't use C for the earlier rounds because I didn't need it; but I cant lose this one!

So I will cheat as hard as I have to...I really need Sasuke's DNA as fast as possible otherwise, I will be in big trouble if I can't do it before he goes to the academy.

I take aim and throw the 2 shurikens at almostthe same time, but as they are about to enter the halfway point between the 2 trees. The one onthe back hits the one at the front and sends its

towards the target, while the other one is senttowards the other tree. Possibly towards the other target.

C, pretty much took the shot while guiding me. Muscles, wind, weight, and friction were all taken into account before I even lifted my arms.

I give Sasuke a smug look as well but he ignores me, and walks towards the tree.

As we head there, the sight of my shuriken being perfectly on target, is visible for all to see.

-d*mn it! (Sasuke)

- I know, I know, life is unfair. I will take my reward now.

- Tch!....what do you want?(Sasuke)

Sasuke looked at me with a look full of frustration but ultimately resigned to his lost.

-...I want all your precious memories with your dear Itachi-nii san!

-W-what!!? The hell are you talking about!?(Sasuke)

-Hehe....HAHAHA!!!!! I AM THE GHOST OF THE UCHIHAS! AND I HAUNT I AND FIND NAIVE/DIRTY/STUPID BRATS LIKE YOU AND FEAST UPON THEIR MOST PRECIOUS MEMORIES!!! LEAVING THEM WITH A HOLE IN THEIR HEARTS! JUST LIKE HOW OUR CLANSMEN ABANDONENED ME! LEFT ME TO DIE WITH A HOLE ON MY CHEST DURING THE FIRST SHINOBI WAR!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I said all those words while laughing maniacally, moving erratically as if I was possessed and changing my voice with my skill to make it sound demonic or outright inhuman, while making it sound like I was having a mental breakdown. If I could use shadow manipulation or make the wind blow harder, I would have killed it!

-N-no...It can't be!...y-you !?(Sasuke)

I run straight towards Sasuke and then stop just right in front of him. He tries to move away but it was too late. Our faces were just a few inches apart and then...

-...just a joke, bruh!

-.......ah!?.....D*mn you!!!!!!!!(Sasuke)

Sasuke almost hit me in the face with a straight hook.

But naturally I avoided it, although it did graze me.

-Bro, it's just a joke! A joke! C-calm down!

After, almost a minute of having to avoid Sasuke, he let go of his anger issues and regains his composure.

-.....so! What do you want!? I don't want to be here anymore! Tell me quickly!(Sasuke)

-....let me see...I want your hair!- I pretended to be thinking about what I wanted, but ultimately I tell him my true goal.

-What!? Y-you! How many times are you going to mock me! (Sasuke)- Sasuke almost loses it!

- No! No! No! I-I'm really serious this time! C-come on! P-put the kunai down!

He puts down the kunai but then looks at me with a look full of shock and disgust, as if I was a pervert or crazy person.

-haha, calm down! Don't look at me like that! I just want proof that I beat the great Sasuke! Brother of Itachi. *giggle* A few locks of hair will be sufficient, I am not a monster I won't make you bald.

- ...whatever, you're weird anyway.(Sasuke)

He said those words and resigned to his fate.

I took a kunai and cut strands of his hair in a way that it shouldn't be noticeable.

-....and it's done! Now I have undeniable proof.

-..... I will remember this...next time...I won't lose!(Sasuke)

He gave me the official Uchiha I will remember this or I will make you pay look and left.

I have seen this scene so many times, and heard several variation of those lines, so many times, that it is not funny more. The Fck is wrong with these people! Why do they like to hold grudges so much?!

But whatever, I have what I came for anyway.

I couldn't get his blood because, I was afraid his family would realize that someone drew his blood.

His family members are all powerful shinobi, even his mum, I think. No, I'm sure of it. The way she resigned herself to die was not something even most elite shinobis, could easily do. So I'm sure if I did something too extravagant they would have noticed.

If that were to happen, my ass would be in a hell of a lot of trouble.

Besides drawing blood from him would be too weird, since I can't just knock him out, and it's not something he'd easily just shrug off. While skin and excrement...yeah no!

If chose that option....I'd really be a no good pervert.

After, what happened today, I am sure he will never mention me to anyone. Not that I believed that he'd ever do it but now, I am sure of it.

No need to even ask my skill about it...

- Now, I have to erase my tracks.

Chapter end