bad luck

(nami) luffy machop was hypnotized into fighting use we got to snap him out of it.

(luffy) hypnosis huh ill snap him out of it.

walking up to Zoro and machop locked in their struggle he raised both fists and brought them down hard on both of their heads.

(zoro) dammit, luffy machop was hypnotized not me!

machop { what happened}

(luffy) hahaha!

pov back to mc

sitting down I rub my head trying to remember what happened. I remember looking at that weirdo with the heart glasses then he did something that reminds me of a pokemon.

what did he do?...

...

...

I remember he started to swing that pendulum like a Hypno. wait Hypno that bastard hypnotized me dammit it's just my luck to run into a psychic type.

(...) captain Django, please help us there too strong.

(Django) Jesus, I have to do everything myself.

look at me on the count of Django you'll all be strong.

machop! {oh no you dont}

As soon as that Pokemon wannabe started swinging his pendulum I sprinted at him.

(django) one two three dj-ahhh.

franticly tackling into him we both smashed into the ship behind him breaking through to the other side knocking into another two idiots taking them down to.

(nami) machop are you okay!

machop{yep}

that's all I could say before blacking out.

upon waking up I was on an unfamiliar ship I was freaking out till nami calmed me down.

after calming down I was finally told the entire story about how they discovered pirates were planning to attack the village so they set up an ambush but ended up doing so in the wrong location and by the time they got to the correct position pirates were about to attack and that's when I showed up. when I was out for the count the big boss of the pirates showed up and he and luffy fought with luffy the winner. once everything was settled, Kaya who I had absolutely no idea about was so thankful for us defeating the pirates that she gave us a ship and Usopp joined the crew.

I would normally say all's well that ends well but they fucking forgot me and I'm pissed.

not only that but my luck is terrible I accidentally used the double edge and knocked out three people and since the damage received is a third of what you do I received enough damage to faint right before the toughest enemy appeared.

to relieve some stress I caught out luffy and decided to spar.

(luffy) what's the matter, Louis

I began to shadow box hoping that he is smart enough to understand.

(luffy) do you want to dance?

I could only stare at luffy with that are you really that dumb questioning stare.

(zoro) luffy I think he wants to spar with you.

thank you, Zoro just thank you.

(luffy) oh alright, let's do this Louis.

getting into a fighting position we were about to start when nami rushed over and best the can't out of both of us.

(nami) are you two crazy if you fight on the ship it will totally destroy it don't do that wait until we reach land at the least if you want to kill each other!

at the end of it all, I ended up just practicing and lifting Zoro's weights without much effect cause they were too light.

I did learn one thing don't piss off nami she's scary as fuck luffy is made of rubber and I'm a Pokemon but she was able to beat us to the point we are unrecognizable.