Walking f**king puppets ?

Between the falling off the rooftop, the waking up on a floating chair, the doppelgänger, the flying... I didn't really have the proper time to totally freak out at the absurdness of the situation I was in. But now that I was standing in the not really empty room with Eyes-band guy at my side and before me, the headmaster who was surrounded by dozen of walking puppets - yes !! Walking fucking puppets !! - , I really had no choice but to give in. So I do what any sane woman would do in such situation. I screamed.

"You're done?"

Someone had offered me a chair, and I sat automatically on it. At least it was not floating.

I breathed heavily as if I'd run a marathon.

"I..." All eyes were on me and when I say "all", I also referred to the black dots eyes of the animate puppets before me. Oh.my.god.

"Why am I here ?" I finally manage to say. " Am I dead ?" I look at the headmaster, then at the eyes-band guy, carefully avoiding the puppets.

When no one answered me, I continued. "I...I was on the rooftop, I was drunk. My boyfriend ... he ... anyway...I climbed on the balustrade and I fell. I don't know what happened. Maybe I died. I should be died. But then I woke up. I was tied ... and you ... you made me swallow that thing back there ... and I ..." I close my eyes at the image of my doppelgänger. I open my eyes and stare at eyes-band guy "You ... You flew."

I didn't even know I was crying until eyes-band guy leaned and wiped a falling tear on my cheek with his thumb. When he took out his finger, the touch left a tingling sensation everywhere on body.

"What is your name young woman ?" The voice of the headmaster pulled me out of my trance and had me almost falling off my chair. I hear eyes-band guy scoffing at my side.

"Kai." I responded, deciding to ignore the guy at my side. "Kai Sakurako."

The headmaster repositioned his black glasses with only his two fingers. He was also clothed in all black, just like eyes-band guy. And although he was already on his forty, he still got that style. He must've had all the girls on his feet, back when he was young. Maybe even now.

"Alright Miss Sakurako." He stood up. "Clearly you are not apt to be a student at this school." He was now offering his back to us. "But regarding the ... matter, you certainly need guidance and I cannot put you on the loose. That is why, you have to attend the 1st year class as our new student at Jujutsu High. Gojo Satoru will take good care of you. If you have questions, ask him. Now ... get out off my office."