Humans, robots, aliens, and energy life forms, all tend to like Tejeda for his easy-going personality, not knowing what lies beneath his ever-changing face.

He is a Nubilae, a shapeshifting race known for their insanity. But Tejeda appears carefree and often amused even in the most perilous situations.

His one-of-a-kind weapon of choice is a spoon, an old utensil that no one remembers anymore ever since eating has become obsolete.

You will laugh at him. You will be scared by him. You will enjoy every step of his journey if you are a bit as crazy as he is.

P.S. Full disclosure: Tejeda's character and plot revolve a lot around his immortality shenanigans.

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The Space Spoon

A/N: A Halloween special side story, Meat Suit shows the events through the eyes of a normal, human nerd. Enjoy! 


Halloween, the greatest night of the year. The time when I can go out with friends and be awkward as usual without getting a stare. 


I look in the mirror and see the dashing vampire I transform into every time I put on this ancient outfit. With extreme care, I place a black handkerchief in my pocket, covering the hole that reveals the lining. This year, I intended to get a new costume, but the latest game in the R****** E*** franchise and H***** 3 prevented me from doing so. They were released this year, and I had to get them, and then some. 


Sorry for not disclosing their names, but even in my diary, I avoid needless advertising. And don't make fun of me for keeping a diary in my thirties. Many people keep diaries, but they call them journals to appear more sophisticated and mature. 


Meat Suit Part 1