It felt strange, Felicia thanking me with the kiss after I had cooked her breakfast, I understand why she did it, but it still felt strange and good.
My mind couldn't work around why it did, I had started thinking so much about it that I had slowed my perception of time to the point where even light stopped moving and I found myself in a world of pure darkness, it kind of looked like the void but without the presence of the eldritch horrors and unknown energies fighting each other.
Seeing how far I had fallen down the rabbit hole I pulled myself away from the thoughts and simply decided to stop thinking about it, maybe for once I don't need to think about the why and simply be happy.
After watching her orgasm while eating my food I put on my clothes and search for my car keys.
" What are you doing so early?" Felicia asked me while taking another bite from the pancakes I made.
" The Dean signed me for secondary classes that would help me get inside the best universities."
"... It's Saturday."
" I didn't decide the days," I told her while finally finding the keys.
I headed for Felicia and staggered, not sure of what a normal human should do after having sex with another one.
She smiled at my confusion and kissed me on the lips, she had to use the chair as a ladder to reach me.
" Just go, and tell how it went when you finish." She said while pointing to the door.
I nodded went outside, and started heading for my car, my mind once again inside the rabbit hole.
'Now that I think about I ignored several notifications while we were out and having sex, let's see what they are about.'
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New Skills: Charm, Kissing, Sex proficiency
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' I think I am going to ignore all of them.' I said while waving the notification away
'Let's see what the Shield agents are made of.'
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" Can you say that again?" Coulson said.
" I said the aliens filled my mind with ways to kill humans thinking I might become their weapon of mass destruction, apparently the ways to kill humans also worked for them and I was able to free myself, so I don't need someone to teach me how to fight."
And that was true, my hand-to-hand combat skill had already maxed out, same for several other close-quarter combat skills, the only one stuck at level 99 was martial arts, and from my research, I needed to understand Ki for it to reach level 100.
" Can we have a demonstration to see your current level of skill?"
" Sure."
Coulson nodded and went out of the room for about a minute, he returned with a woman with red hair on his side.
'They want me to fight Black Widow? This is gonna be fun.' I thought while smiling internally.
" Who is she?"
" A well-known fighter from another country, she will train with you today."
I nodded and took a relaxed fighting posture, my arms on my side one shaped like a fist and the other open, my legs spread apart and ready to move, my chest pointing to the side.
Seeing my posture Natasha immediately copied me and also took one, seeing this Coulson retreated not wanting to get involved in the fight.
'I will put my stats on the same level as her, I will use only my skill, let's see how MAX level they truly are.'
We continued staring at each other, but after 30 seconds she finally decided to move.
Her hand moved to aim at my head but that was just a fake, her leg moved faster than her fist and she aimed for my back thigh.
Not even moving I simply moved my leg to make her hit my shin, using control to make sure the hit wouldn't make her leg break.
Seeing the result she moved with inhuman agility and grabbed my arm to get on my back and put me in a chokehold.
Before she could though I had grabbed the arm around my neck and pulled just hard enough to free myself and try to smash her on the ground.
She freed herself and jumped away, while she was in midair she gave me a chance to counterattack.
Moving at a level just above human standards I reached her and tried to hit her face with a kick.
She raised her arm to the side to block it, but just as it was about to hit I stopped my leg midair and changed the trajectory to her on the shoulder.
Thanks to her training and experience she was able to barely avoid the hit, but it had still landed and made her shoulder hurt quite a lot.
Out fighting continued, and once in a while, Coulson threw fake weapons at the both of us, knives, small axes, wooden swords, and several others.
Every single time I came out on top, sometimes it was even easier, her skill with certain weapons inferior to her hand-to-hand combat ability.
" I think that's enough," Coulson said while seeing Natasha silently panting and staring at me.
" Does that prove I am good enough?" I ask Coulson with a smile.
" Yes, you bested her in several categories, not only skills, this means that we will remove this part of the classes."
" I don't mind training with her." I thought while seeing several level-ups in some of my newest fighting skills.
" We will see if we arrange sparring with the two of you." Coulson looked at Natasha and she nodded.
She immediately stopped panting and headed for the exit, her movements trying to seduce me.
*SHE WANTS THAT D-* I ignore Bastet.
" What is exactly going to teach me."
" Before we start what do you know?"
"Engineering, programming, hacking, mathematics, several branches of Science, I know how to track animals, survive in the wild, and several other smaller things."
" That leaves, history, geography, the branches of science you didn't study, I will need the specific ones, and we will see what you mean for smaller things when the subjects come out."
*Nerds*
'This nerds is about to become a master in all subjects.'