Chapter 2

Batman typed on his monitor searching his database for a clue of what he was, the man's

physiology was drastically altered and he had mutant genes that were active to a great extent.

"Regeneration is possible thanks to stem cells, which have the potential to multiply and develop into any tissue — everything from blood vessels to brain cells.

When the body's outer layer is damaged, it forms a 'wound epidermis' that then releases growth factors that prompt cells to change their behaviour."

He knew all there was to know about the mercenary from healing factor to agility and strength to a knowledge of a few martial arts, could he be a relative to Slade Wilson or perhaps a variant from another earth?

He couldn't find a man by Wade Winston Wilson anywhere_ from the coupons he found and an ID card with his old image, about hundreds of them appeared but none was close enough by appearance to identify him with.

"Hmm"

Deadpool's head spun when he woke up and sniffed.

"Hello? It's hot in here and it smells like cunt!"

Batman took off the sack from his head and Deadpool exhaled then threw his head down stretching his numb fingers, the ropes were tied to an extreme and there was one on his neck too.

"You've gotta be kidding me batsy"

He looked around the dark cave and the bats hovering around the top then high tech

"Neat Batcave could be bigger"

Batman pinned down his foot when he attempted to give him a cock shot then twisted his knee.

"Who exactly are you Wade Wilson?"

Deadpool's eyes rounded again then tilted his head at his displaced knee cap, he thought this might be the darker vigilante who killed often. Yikes.

He was easily distracted and he tapped Batman's hand when the doors to the lift opened to a man with an unoccupied look holding up a towel.

"Holy cheese it's Alfred!"

"Busy, Master Bruce?"

"Alfred" Batman covered his eyes when Alfred walked in to drop a tray with two cups of tea and the towel on a stand. Then looked like a chunk of Clayface in a glass containment morphing and dysmorphing under the low temperature.

"Oh, once I get home, I'm taking you with me, I could use some chimichangas whatever those are and Negroni"

"Sorry, master Wilson, I work for him" He said leaving.

Wade had a feeling that he was never coming back for a debut, he was just a gimmick he supposed and then he shook his head and went back to Batman.

"Sorry, you were saying?"

"Don't play games with me"

He was loving the dark voice but given the circumstances it was like meeting Marshall Mathers at the airport, man did he like this shit.

"Okay..." He sighed raising the severed hand he cut from the ropes with his bent knife and Batman's one eye shrunk in a questioning look, it was hard to tell his expression sometimes.

Deadpool hunched and struggled to pull up his mask with his bloody hand, it was a mess, the top rope around his neck was straining at his attempts, spitting out the teeth he swallowed the first time, Batman grimaced when it landed on his shoulder.

Then tapped a remote to reinforce the ropes when the alarm buzzed with the bat signal, he grunted at the intel from Night Wing.

"Bane and Deathstroke in one setting? This can't be good. What the hell is that?"

Dick turned to Deadpool trying to cut himself loose, Batman's hands tightened.

"Bait, ignore him"

"They're raiding Arkham and most of the prisoners are loose. I wanna help"

He pounded his fist to his hand dead serious, he flinched when Gar hopped in trying to wear his socks.

"Dick? A little help?"

"You have other things to deal with" His eyes narrowed and Dick growled at him.

"Cori can help the team while I tag along...Robin's probably patrolling again and you need my help to find them"

"Remind me of the part where you liked babysitting. Son of a_" He grit his teeth at his son, he was stubborn as the dickens. He went after those escaped prisoners.

"Stay with the team, I'll get him myself"

"Oooh, can I come too batsy?" Deadpool asked trying to dismember his second hand with the bent knife, his blades were in a container and so were his guns. His eyes widened when a tube fell over him, he banged the glass smearing blood everywhere.

"Not cool batsy"

Batman climbed the Batmobile and the roads spun giving way for the vehicle to zoom off.

Deadpool turned to Dick "My, you're a cutie"

Dick growled going offline