Chapter 7

He put on the suit and started it walking on the surface creating craters on the floor, Alfred shook his head, looks like the tile installers might be paying a visit soon.

Dick grinned and paused when he took a wrong turn scratching his head.

"How do you even work this thing?" He muttered and set it in motion to run, the thrusters started and he flew in the sky, the GPS pinpointed ahead of him by fifty miles and it wasn't stopping.

"What the hell is he doing?"

"Playing with father's toys again?" Damian's voice came through.

"Touché, I was borrowing it"

"Tch, sure"

"You sound down in the dumps"

"You know nothing about how I feel. Father's been captured, Slade's also working along with Toyman"

Dick spun dodging nets and harpoons from toys that looked like care Bears, they flew after him and the suit reeled taking a hit on the right leg.

"I think I got the memo" He noted and swished left, a red care bear launched a missile and he stirred when it exploded in midair turning to fight back, he groaned when a net caught him and they huddled on his face.

"I wuv you"

"No thanks, I'm taken" He tossed one away, they were weighing on his suit, he gasped as the monitor showed an error and blinked red on its weight capacity. He ripped them off and sliced them with lasers.

Then grunted at the extra weight on his suit and the sound of gunshots, Deadpool picked out his sword and impaled them like a meat kebab holding it up.

"Bears? No thanks, I don't eat spare parts for dinner"

"You're supposed to be in the containment system"

"I thought I would make a good entrance and watch where you're steering" He hopped over a billboard and surfed on the mech suit stabbing more with both swords and ripping them apart.

"I always knew Care Bears were deadly" He sighed "Feels good to be right" He turned holding out a sniper shooting at more of them,

KISS MY HAIRY BALLS!!!

"Once we're done, you're going back to prison"

"I don't see that part on our contract" He got on a bus while it drove through a bridge with his hands down then stabbed the bus to hang on, the occupants inside screamed at the blade that came through.

"I've watched a lot of series and nothing ends well with the bus" He tapped his nose and poked through to catch another car before he hit the arched brick lintel, the cars honked and he looked overhead at him on the mech suit.

The driver screamed swerving out of the way, he rolled down and kept running.

"Moron!"

"You're welcome, I saved you a probe from the insurance company!"

It felt more like a prostate exam for him because they were always trying to shove questions up his ass, how was he supposed to know Colossus could take a hit from his car?

"Fuck!" He climbed over a bar and jogged to a halt when Dick zipped past him raising his hand.

"Wait, I haven't...oh who gives a_whatever"

Robin hopped on a wall watching Slade control a remote, his eyes narrowed on Batwoman, she grunted struggling to stay in control of her limbs.

"Don't fight it, sister, you work for us now"

She contorted and tried to punch him, her fist stopped Brother Blood gazed at the two of them in the warehouse and looked around.

"Where is the Batman? I'm dying to see him in his predisposition"

"Right here" He walked outside with the robot gravely affected and Batman burnt on the side of his face and his suit was merged to his burnt flesh then tossed him to the ground, Damian's eyes rounded at his condition and put on a mask then tossed a smoke bomb into the room.

It filled the room and he swung down the beam to hurry down the crates

"What is this madness?" Brother Blood said looking around as smoke slowly filled the room, Slade's eyes narrowed at the devices on the crates and put the robot in front of him when the crates exploded.

Blood coughed and looked up when Robin attacked him first from above and he rolled away and scrambled up watchful. He dropped when there were gunshots and Slade snatched a mask from Toyman

"What're you doing?"

Slade kicked him down while the smoke thickened, he stepped on the can clenching his hand. Then hunched over when Robin broke his hand and his knee jerked when Robin swung to kick him in the mask at his blind spot.

Slade shook his head and covered his eyes "I'll get someone better to do the dirty job for me"

He lurched when Batwoman hurled him across the room, he caught himself on the floor and tapped the remote, it was defective and the circuits were fried, he twisted her and threw her down, she slammed against a machine that measured their brainwaves and it sparked shutting down.

"You're not as dumb as I thought" He didn't evade Batwing and shot him with a cure returning to his senses.

"Guys, what's going on?"

He gasped when Batwing's eyes popped with blood running down his mouth, he crumbled and fell on his face revealing the end of a knife on his head.

Batwoman's neck got snapped and he paused when Batman's heart got stepped on killing him instantly, he stood up when Deadpool pulled out the knife.

"I'll kill you!"

"Attaboy" He shot Robin with a slug and blew Toyman's head off, Blood was hanging by the end of a rope with blood dripping from the edge, his tongue out.

Slade hurried to the hall up the building feeling at the walls to get far, he swung down the rails and fell off when a gun went off. Deadpool looked down and grimaced at him a hundred feet down with his limbs dislocated and a bullet in his good eye.

"That's over, am I right Robin? Oh is it sidekick, I didn't get you"

Dick tumbled down the stairs with a bullet in his forehead and a blade in his heart, he hopped to an elevator and went down facing the wall then sighed after he finished peeing in the elevator.

"I'm in a hurry"

He skipped out and clapped his hand at the henchmen "Hey guys, join the party, I'm serving barbecue today!" He grunted as he grabbed two heads and jumped kicking one in front of him forcing the other two necks to snap then dodging a bullet, the elevator exploded.

With three claps he dusted his hands and walked out into the city catching a bus-train where the elderly stared at him in horror.

"What?"