You Understand Me

Wilhelm bought himself a can of Heineken, and another can of Tropicana orange juice for Van Helsing. After taking them from the vending machine's dispenser, he immediately popped the canned beer and chugged it. 

He bought some more, and sat by the park bench, just drinking. As he did so, he felt someone approach him...

"Fuck, it's just the cowboy." Wilhelm sighed as he realized that the person that sat beside him was Quincey. 

"Care if I sit beside ya for a bit? Yer friend's been whinin' like a filly. So I was sent to babysit ya." He sat a swiped a can of beer. "I'll take this as payment." 

Wilhelm did not care about his drink being swiped, but at the mention of his 'friend'. "Jonathan sent you to look our for me?"

"Yeah." Quincey chugged the beer even faster than Wilhelm did. "Don't see the need for it. Y'all seem perfectly capable of yerselves, but ya know how love makes you even more paranoid that a cuckoo."