Nami's Scary Lie!
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West Blue, Elka Island:
Elka Island is a medium-sized island with a summery climate similar to the Hawaiian Islands on Earth.
A few years ago, due to its proximity to Ohara, Rob opened an art store there, which alleviated the issue of frequent pirate attacks and brought a profound sense of security to both residents and tourists.
Since then, the people of Elka Island have been so grateful to Rob and the Hunters Guild that they have placed at least one statue of Rob on every beach on the island.
Among the people most thankful to Rob for establishing an art store on their island is a powerful swordsman named Jigoro. He had previously protected the island from pirate invasions, but now that the art store's prestige has brought peace to the island, he can relax and pursue his new passion: reading manga.
Jigoro, nicknamed "Jigoro of the Wind" due to his swiftness, is the strongest person on the island. He no longer needs to use his strength to defend his family and island.
As he read manga today, he encountered something that left him stunned. Holding the Thriller Bark volume, the man in his forties exclaimed in disbelief, "This can't be real!"
The individuals sitting next to him, who were aware of his identity, were equally shocked.
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"One Piece" Events:
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At the moment, Franky, Robin, and Luffy were battling against several zombie generals.
Suddenly, a new zombie caught Luffy's attention when he shouted, "One Sword Style!! 36 Pounds!"
The sword style sliced through the wall after Luffy dodged it. Luffy exclaimed, "Wah!! That move!!... Zoro!!?"
The zombie taunted, "A scar on the back... Is a shame for a swordsman!!!"
A new zombie appeared, wielding three swords and wearing a yellow shirt with the word "YOUR SONG" on it. His identification card read: [General zombie: Jigoro of the Wind. Legendary obstinate geezer. A master swordsman killed 7000 pirates to protect his family. (Age at death: 59)]
After quoting Zoro's famous line, Jigoro quickly added, "But I'm full of scars!"
Luffy was bewildered by this zombie that seemed so similar to Zoro. He asked, "Eh!? Who are you!!!"
Luffy continued, "Are you Zoro after all!?"
Jigoro, the three-sword zombie general, answered, "My name is Jigoro."
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"He killed 7,000 pirates to protect his family...?"
Jigoro was in shock as he read the description of the new zombie general. Sweat formed on his brow as he tried to process the information in front of him.
"Same name... Same title... Same hairstyle, same thick neck and body length, same face shape... What the hell!!"
Jigoro took a deep breath, trying to calm himself before he spoke. When he finally found his voice, he expressed his disbelief in a stunned tone.
"This zombie is definitely me...!!"
Just like Victoria Cindry, Jigoro felt immense anger towards Moria and Dr. Hogback. These two were the main culprits behind his transformation into a zombie, and Jigoro hated them for it.
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Ohara:
"Ara~... It seems that Robin and Franky are in a bit of a predicament this time."
Olvia smiled as she watched Robin in the manga, despite being surrounded by zombie generals and a giant spider monkey, maintain her trademark smile.
Ever since she took part in the events at Enies Lobby, Olvia has regained her peaceful and happy demeanor, and nothing can disturb her anymore.
"Hahaha! Bella is going to be furious when she sees that lion-mouthed brute force her daughter again... Oh! She just struck him with a lightning bolt! Yeah, good. He deserves it."
Toki was also thoroughly enjoying the events of the chapter.
"Wait... Where's Bell-mère?"
"I don't see Sora anywhere either... Have they left the store?"
Otohime searched but couldn't find any trace of them.
"That's strange..."
"Oh! Franky destroyed the bridge... Wow!"
Olvia's eyes lit up like a starry sky when she saw the amazing sight of Robin soaring with the huge wings created by her flower fruit's ability.
"That's fantastic! My Robin-chan is always so great, she's like an angel~ Hehehe-"
"Can you show me that too, Mommy~"
Suddenly, Olvia felt a small hand tug on her skirt. When she looked down, she was surprised to see Little Robin gazing up at her with puppy eyes.
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South Blue, Sorbet Kingdom:
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"Stop it, please! Don't harm her, we are comrades!"
"Nami, quick! Run away!"
Usopp and Chopper were desperately trying to stop the female hog zombie from attacking Nami. They were using all their strength to prevent the attack.
"You monster! You monster! Stop it!"
"I'm the one who's going to make Absalom my groom!"
"Get lost!"
"Gyaah!"
After the female hog zombie overpowered Usopp and Chopper, she pointed her weapons at Nami, who was now lying on the ground.
"Alright, prepare to meet your demise!"
Nami: "Wait a moment! I'm...!"
Nami took a deep breath and made a shocking statement.
"I'm actually a man!"
The female hog zombie was taken aback.
"EH?!?"
Chopper was even more shocked as he believed Nami's statement.
"EH?!?"
Usopp: "Oh my..."
Laura: "Re...Really?"
Nami continued to deceive Laura with conviction.
"Really! I'm not joking! I'm a trap! I'm not lying to you! And you and that beastly man would make a great couple! I'd love to support that!"
Laura: "EH?!? Really?"
Nami: "Really! I'm not lying to you!"
Laura: "No one has ever supported me before... You are the first person to ever speak to me with such kindness...!"
Nami: "Keep your head up, my friend! That's what friendship is all about. My name is Namizo, but you can call me Nami."
The female hog zombie, Laura, actually cried upon hearing Nami's words.
Laura: "F...Friendship..."
Even Usopp was impressed by Nami's tactics at this moment.
"She brought her to her knees..."
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"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Ha! Chopper really bought into that lie!"
"Namizo... Pft... Hahaha!! I can only imagine Sanji's reaction if he heard that!"
"He might even question his entire existence if it turned out to be a lie!"
"Ahahaha! That was so unexpected, I almost believed it too!"
"What does 'trap' mean, Big Brother?"
"Oh... It's a bit of a delicate topic... Do you remember Haku from Naruto?"
"Yeah... Such a tragic character. I shed tears when he and Zabuza passed... But why?"
"Well, Haku is considered the epitome of human traps..."
"I see, thanks for explaining."
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Meanwhile, in the art store 'Sorbet Kingdom', Crocodile shook his head at the idiocy of the conversation.
"The epitome of human traps is sitting right next to you all the time, you fools."
"What was that, Croco-boy?"
Ivancov appeared to have caught Crocodile's venomous gaze, so he quickly diverted his attention.
"Nothing, just keep your distance."
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Upcoming chapter titles (spoilers):
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Chapter 401: Intermediate Mangaka?
Chapter 402: Brook is not an ordinary skeleton!
Chapter 403: The manga requires Moria to change his future plans!
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