I'm Back B*tches!
"My Gate is more stylish," I muttered.
"Not Efficientsss," Medusa states.
"Space may seem cool, but speed's better. If I knew this place's location it won't even take me an hour to get here," Fluffs added himself into the conversation.
"It feels brighter than usual," Snow murmurs.
"Grass and Psychic in the majority, Ice, Ghost, Fighting, and Steel in the minority," I said, obviously not mentioning the minuscule amounts of energy in the air. "The majority should be from Celebi while the minority should be Lazuli, Marshadow, and the King possibly?" I explain unsurely.
"Did you get Investigator or what?" Skyla asks questionably. "I may not have the talent to see energies, but I doubt talent is enough to know this much from it,"
"This isn't much though," I said.
"No, for you Beri, this is plenty," Snow explains.
"He said he was an Alakazam before... ah, the poor fellow had suffered a lot," Fluffs said overdramatically wiping away a non-existent tear.
[You were the guy who deem a paragraph too much information]
I see... I did suffer a lot.
*pat* *pat*
"Dear, dearsss, I'msss heresss," Medusa said warmingly.
"Snow," I called.
"Yes Beri,"
"This is why I wasn't homesick," I explained using a puppet head to slap away Medusa's tail.
"Friendsss!" Medusa shouts, finally serious. "Skyla's conquersss, Snow's reunionsss, Fluffs' abuse brothersss, Beri's with messs,"
"Yes!" We shouted and instantly, Snow, Skyla, and Fluffs' split up and left.
"Beri towardsss funsss," Medusa said happily, her tail grabbing onto my body as she flew into the sky.
"How about no?" I asked. Truthfully, even if Medusa doesn't want to go, I'll drag her over to help me massacre Dickniel's cards.
"Watch the Volcanoesss," Medusa said, her tail releases me and points at the Snow Mountain? Wait, how did it become a Volcano!
"See the treesss?" Medusa asks.
"I see many trees," I spoke honestly, this active Volcano is quite fruitful, if not for the smoke and Omniscient, I would've mistaken this for a forest.
*smack*
"Yes! I see the tree!" I shouted, now focusing on the tall tree at a rememberable spot. "Holy sh*t! Why is there so much... Oh f*ck! come on!"
[95% certainty and egg resides in that tree]
[80% certainty it's Celebi, 20% Calyrex]
Dickniel sure knows how to plan. Lazuli was placed here not to train but guard the tree, but my presence had ruined this lovely hiding spot. In that case, he should be here.
"It's best we call for reinforcements, they have at least 2 Master Mythical Pokemons on their side," I said. Though their strength isn't something Medusa can't defeat especially after learning about her Uber Abilities. I don't want to play chess EVER again, therefore reinforcements would be best to break whatever schemes hidden here.
"Mmmsss," seeing Medusa nod her head, I sighed in relief.
"I guess, you might want to hurry up, Snow's angry," I said, sensing a large amount of Wrath by the tree.
Go Berserker Go!
*smack*
"Help outsss," Medusa commanded, forcing me to help Snow earlier than I intended.
"Peak Guardians should be brought, everything else is trash," I reminded.
[Trace has copied Universe Spirit]
[Role Play has copied Unconcealed Concealment]
[Energy: SS {EX}]
"Let's f*cking do this sh*t!" I roared excitedly. Times like these are the best.
Teleporting by the tree, I found myself in a raging hailstorm and found Snow facing off against a Peak Guardian Machamp.
"I'll kill you!" Snow screams as Ice Dragons flew towards Machamp while countless Icicle Spears shot from the sky to fight her.
"Dradradra! Let your fist do the talking!" Machamp laughs, each punch he threw releases powerful shockwaves destroying Snow's attack.
[Prideful Devil]
Probably the best Pokemon to have this ability, instantaneous burst attacks with its rapid yet powerful punches. This type of fight is quite a bad matchup for Snow... crap! this fag has Fighting-Type Manipulation.
Instinct: ERROR
Emotions: Get it! Get it!
Reason: It's a trap!
Results?
"Leeroy Jenkins!" I shouted.
[Role Play has copied...]
[Special Ability: Fighting-Type Manipulation]
F*ck! Now my excellent concealment is gone.
[Hiding behind a tree = Excellent Concealment]
*ROAR*
[Team Combo Hyper Voice = SSS]
You got to be F'ing with me!
Seeing the soundwave diving down towards me.
"Please, I eat attacks like these for breakfast!" I mocked, my heads pointed at the sound wave and each fired out a Destructive Beam at it, obliterating the attack and moving towards the Espeon, Vaporeon, and Sylveon in the air that Teleported away to dodge my attack.
Much before the 3 dodged my attack, Leafeon, Flareon, and Jolteon broke out from the ground with Dig, the Dark-type energy wrapped around them sadly has something to do with concealment, making it so that Omniscient only noticed them about the same time they pounced out the ground toward me.
Leafeon slashes forward with Solar Blade from my right, Flareon with Flare Blitz from my left, and Jolteon with Volt Tackle behind me. Due to my head just firing Destruction Beam, they won't be able to react in time to stop the 3 attacks.
But, I still have better moves.
Psychotic Storm instantly grabs and pulls them into the storm, but this still allowed another Pokemon.
A Sucker Punch slams into my chest, followed by an Iron Tail and before I knew it a Dark Pulse was launched as well. Luckily, I had long since put Aura: Defense on myself reducing most of the damage.
Unfortunately, this was a mere distraction from their main attack.
[Sheer Cold]
My head has already fully fired off the Destruction Beam, but unfortunately, even if I wanted to turn around they wouldn't allow it. Jumping a distance behind Umbreon was an Eevee who went and f*cking used Follow Me! Now it sent a f*cking whirlwind of scents that radiate FAIRY.
[Sparkly Swirl]
Great, do I die from cuteness or coldness?... Hmm, how about neither!
[Host has...]
***
[Host has used Cliffhanger]
[Critical Hit]
[It was Super Effective on the Author]
[The Author has fainted]
[Reader cheers in happiness]
[Last words?]
Authors: This isn't how it was supposed to play out! *cries internally*