How To Tame Your Yandere

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

"Yikes, is it that time of the month already?" I laughed, hoping to get her to stop repeating that line.

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

"Hey Glitch, this is getting redundant,"

"What did you just..."

"Glitch is your name," I explained.

"A name?" Glitch said in a confused tone, but I suppose this is better than before. "Ah! I see why. He came to apologize and take me as his mate..."

"Hey, slow down their Glitch. I'm not apologizing for sh*t much less take you as my mate,"

"What!? Why!? How!? Who!? No, it's that b*tch's fault! She's forcing you to say these things but you love me and that's why you gave me a name!"

Ah! I can't deal with this sh*t! And most importantly...

"Who the f*ck are you calling a b*tch!?" I roared.

"I knew it! She really did manipulate your memories otherwise how would you forget your love for me?"

"Have I ever said I love you?"

"Actions speak louder than words!" She shouted in denial.

"Glitch do you know why I am here?" I asked.

"Obviously, because you came to keep me company and that you may also need my help," Glitch states.

"I came to take you as my CONCUBINE," I said.

"WHAT!? NO! I'M YOUR MATE! HOW COULD I BE DEGRADED TO A CONCUBINE? IT'S THAT B*TCH FA..."

*sigh*

"Glitch, do you love me?" I asked.

"Yes, I love you more than anything!" She shrieks.

"But you know, my love for you is quite shallow," I said. Shallower than existence.

"Right now, you can only start off as my concubine and try your best to make me love you enough to be my mate," I explained.

"Or... I can kill the b*tch and have you for myself!" She said in realization.

*twitch*

"But if she dies because of you, why would ai ever love you?" I asked.

"I see, you do have a point," Did something I say finally got through her thick skull? "I just have to manipulate someone else to kill her. As expected of my love," Her admiring tone was frustrating, to say the least.

"I ask again. Do you love me?"

"Yes!"

"Then why can't you share?" I asked.

"Why can't I?" She mutters in deep thought. "I don't know. Why should I?"

"Do you like seeing me happy?" I asked.

"Yes!"

"And you got your answer, I'll be happy only when I have you as my concubine," I explained. "Besides, even if we're not mates, ERRORs have to stick together,"

"ERRORs have to stick together? So you did become one..."

Leaving Glitch to think, I began to. think of a new counter for whatever sh*t she may pull out from her *ss.

One delicate creature.

"Argh! I can't decide!" The emotions here would've been cute if it was human. I could already imagine a girl holding her head unable to make her decision.

"Let me give you a helping hand. Do you want to stay here and become a future enemy? Or join me as my concubine with hopes to become my mate?"

[Can't you see she has no confidence she makes you fall in love with her more than Risa?]

"You piece of garbage, his effort to have me is proof of how much he loves me," Glitch refutes.

(A/N: System if desired could make a telepathic link to others. Just never needed g before)

[In that case, you don't love the host but desire his body. Possessive obsessive abomination]

"You..." Surprisingly, despite Glitch's anger, she stopped there.

"Honey, the junk's provoking me," Glitch cried out.

[Host it's best we leave the abomination and do things your way]

Heh?

"Did I miss something? Why do you two hate each other already?" I asked.

"Honey, I don't hate her at all. I just think we don't need junk,"

[Similarly, I don't hate her. The abomination's personality may just lead to Risa's death]

"No, I will not interfere with the b*tch. I'll obtain Honey's love the best way,"

"Don't call her b*tch," I said.

[Told you this pet abomination may just bite your hand]

"You should be more worried about the trash that's scheming in the dark,"

*sigh*

Is it due to their creators that they instinctually hate each other or something?

I know I was brought here by System's creator and I know the 'Devil' is Glitch's creator. That's my guess based on that line.

'*sigh* This is largely Devil's fault, why did he throw that abomination in here'

I really hope to regain my Pure Instincts, each time it showed it had helped a lot.

First allowed me to learn about Glitch's past and defeat her clone and secondly, allowing me to become a Conceptual ERROR Being.

"Trash, when will you leave honey's body?"

[The day you become sane, abomination]

"So how do we free Glitch? I don't think Destruction can destroy it," I asked.

[As long as you can scratch those chains Glitch can handle the rest]

"Right, I'm super unique!" Glitch explained.

[indeed you are]

Entering Attack form, while once more ignoring those 2 chats, I spread Destructive energy across my hand.

Destructive Thrust!

My hand stabs the chains wrapped around Glitch, failing to leave even a scratch on it.

"Wonderful!" This is the most perfect material I can get, this has to be used to create my exclusive weapon.

The weapon that will later slay gods.

"Thanks honey for the compliment," Glitch said radiating happiness.

[Host wasn't talking to you, abomination]

"Shut the f*ck up, trash,"

*sigh*

Now, how do I get as much of this chain as possible while still having to damage it to free Glitch?

"Hmmm, you don't mind being sealed for a few more months, right Glitch?"

"If it's with you, we can stay here to infinite,"

"Ugh," I groaned.

Though this chain might help me improve my power to the peak of Peak-Divine and possibly EX.

If I can't break it even after reaching the peak of Peak-Divine I can always use All Or Nothing.

'Causality, Victory, and Luck,' Necrozma had once said these words about this move. So if that doesn't work I can only cry to Progenitor Mew.