Regigigas? Reggus Gickus

Ancient Era

Back then when Arceus had said.

'Be fruitful and multiply,'

He never expected a millennium to pass and they still hadn't multiplied!

The two curious creatures fully explored the supercontinent. Arceus would've thought they would start procreating now. However, it looks like they'll soon start exploring the sea.

Maybe he would've known if he had kept his Omniscient active, but with the encouragement of Adam, the rest of his children who suddenly felt the need to have their private time, PRIVATE.

Although Arceus knows he'll regret this decision, for his children's sake, the risks outweighed the merits.

Not knowing when these two would begin their procreation activity, Arceus took matters into his own hands. Using the DNA of the two, eggs began to appear in all locations across the planet, even the sea, and began hatching.

Arceus' satisfied expression fades when he noticed out of the eggs only 20,000 were Mew. You must know he made one trillion eggs. Although a trillion is far from enough, he expects procreation to rise the numbers to an acceptable amount after a couple of millenniums.

From these eggs, they weren't many new species of Pokemon, only about 80. However, most of them were legendaries/Mythical Pokemons.

"Nature shall change life,"

With a command, the Pokemon System he created made his words become an action. From here forth, nature shall change them and bring forth more and more new Pokemons.

"Now, let the first era begin,"

And so the Ancient Era began.

***

Location - Snowpoint Temple

"It was a long journey but we finally made it, Snow,"

"But it wasn't long," Snow said. "You had destroyed the puzz..."

"Uh uh uh," I sang, placing my hand over her mouth. "Don't say another word, Regigigas may hear us," I explained while looking at the staircase ahead.

"Aren't we here to recruit him?"

"Yes, but obviously we must start with force," I said. "When things seem to be going your way, make sure of it with force. When someone says they'll join you, use force to convince them of their choice. When someone mocks me, what do we do?"

"Use force to teach them a lesson," Snow said confidently.

"No, we watch the ERROR herself torture them with delight," I said happily.

"..."

"By the way, I'm counting on you to convince... Reggus," I said. "Reggus Dickus? No...Gickus sounds better, so..."

"I don't think I could win,"

"You never know once you try," I said. "You got to at least get your face bash in a few times before you give up,"

"Alright, I'll try," Snow said with a confident smile.

"Glad you understood," Cause I doubt my admirers did.

[Weren't they your friends?]

They haven't helped me once, so they could only be here to admire my strength.

[Mmmhmm, say whatever makes you sleep at night]

Anyways, should I explain or will you?

[In short, the host was testing how we'll Snow remembered your personality. She would know that host wouldn't kill her for multiple reasons, one of which the host can't guess right]

The main reason is that I wouldn't have done it without Risa's permission.

[Simp]

I wouldn't accept her f*cking another Pokemon so how could I have a harem, that's unfair.

[You're telling this to the wrong person, host]

That can happen another time, but for now.

"Biggus Dickus! F*ck, I meant. Reggus Gickus, show yourself!" Shouting this I turned my gaze to Snow.

"Forget the first half," I groaned.

"Yes, it'll remain our secret," Snow said.

Nodding my head in satisfaction, I walked forward with Snow riding a nimbus as we went up the staircase.

He's not here!

Just kidding, he's here.

"I didn't know you were into bondage," I joked looking at the chained-up Regigigas.

"He's not awake," Snow mutters.

"Yep, now I regret not taking Puff's marker with me,"

(A/N: Puff is the Jigglypuff of V3 currently Tatsu partner Pokemon aka no one important)

"Why?"

"Obviously to draw some dickus in this f*cker's face," I said the obvious. "Seriously, this f*cker is wasting our time, wake up and submit,"

As I complained, I quickly learn that these chains wrapped around Regigigas are practically useless. They have or I should say, no longer serves a purpose.

Regigigas' sleep status is unique as well. Destroying it won't change anything as a new one would take its place. If one wants to awaken him, he needs to leave this temple. However, his body is literally glued to this land by a concept that is as difficult to get rid of as the sleep status.

Regardless, why despite so many nerfs this dude still feel like a threat?

[System is sensing Origin energy from Regigigas]

Still need to awaken him. So, let's think this through from the top.

The protagonist would've had to bring the Regi trio in order to capture Regigigas. However, in Sword and Shield, one would also have to get Regieleki and Regidrago, but there he's already awakened.

Thanks to Kyurem, I'm certain there's only one Regigigas.

In Sword and Shield, Regigigas most likely just gave the protagonist a chance, seeing as he had his creations.

Sadly, the games never mention Origin energy so this is as far as I can go. System, you're up.

[Name: Cronus

Age: ???

Gender: Male

Pokemon: Regigigas

Type: Normal

Lvl: 100

Innate Ability: Origin Breaker

Ability: Slow Start, Pressure

Racial Ability: Monstrous Strength, Monstrous Vitality, Sculptor

Special Ability: Origin

Nature: Rash]

[Origin Breaker (EX): A curse that prevents the user from using Origin energy]

[Sculptor (Deep Gold): Able to create life through resources]

[Origin (EX): Origin energy can significantly boost every and anything. However, it cannot be used on its own]

"Now that's bullish*t! How the f*ck did he get such a curse onto him?"

"He allowed it," Palkia said appearing beside me.

"So, another idiot," I sighed, not seeing any reason why he did put himself in this situation.

***

Origin energy is the only way to get an attack's quality over Peak-Divine, EX.

Current known requirements to unlock Origin energy.

Having one's soul registered as a member of the Pokemon world.

Known Pokemons that can do this: Arceus, Progenitor Mew, Glitch.

Glitch achieves her registration by glitching the information the world has of her.

If before it said. Glitch is and always has been an ERROR.

It now says. Glitch soul has become an ERROR.

Has, meaning Glitch wasn't an ERROR before, and like that she was registered.