Dr.Xanders Little Helpers: Help Wanted!!

Dr.Xander's Wacky Tacky Emporium is looking for bright minded individuals to submit an application! We love our exquisite and unique gifts and such that can be bought at our establishment! However, we need new employees after the last.....died. Ignore that though! Will you heed the call of Dr Yonder Xanders and join his wondrous positions?