"N-no, Jeremy. We couldn't possibly do that to you. After all…" Ana mumbled, trying to explain how they'd decided to leave me behind.
'Oh no, you don't!'
"Please just take them. At least, as thanks for taking me with you. After all, I don't want to be just deadweight and a liability to you guys. I'm sure these will help you quite a bit. Plus, there's more stuff in the other rooms." I smiled brightly.
The overwhelming pressure of my benevolence and innocence crushed the souls of the people who were in my presence. I laughed internally as I saw the uncomfortable faces of the expedition team.
Their eyes lit with opportunity, ready to bite at my deal. Well, except for the obviously stupid one.
"Jeremy. I'm sorry… I tried convincing them, but the team decided to-" Ana blurted out.
'Ah, what an idiot!' I groaned internally.