V2 Chapter 7: SWA VS RPA

"Sigh*"

Every morning, a stupid siren would wake us up randomly and make us run around like were crazy.

Even though I've been here for five months, I can't really get used to it mostly because I'm not a morning person.

If only they make a timely schedule for the morning drill, I would have plan my sleep so I wouldn't feel this cranky.

Since today's morning drill was around 5 am, I decided to have a quick breakfast at the cafeteria 1 before heading back to my room to take a shower and prepare for school.

By the way, classes starts at 7 am which is ridiculously early.

My previous schools starts at 8:30.

Not to mention, today's first period is P.E. and Mr. Rogers will give us a one hell of a punishment if were late.

Last time, he made Maple and Lokki run a hundred laps around gymnasium 1 backwards because of being late.

Though I found that hilarious, I wouldn't want to be in their shoes.

Anyway, after a little chat with Clarissa, I went to an empty table and eat my breakfast which is a small bowl of green soup, a plate of a black croissant, a plate of golden sunny side up with an orange yolk, a straw banana and a cup of blue cherry tea.

Although my breakfast kinda looks deadly, the taste is pretty much fantastic and it's healthy too.

So I heard.

While I was eating, my mind suddenly wonders off somewhere on a subject which I'm curious for quite some time now.

I wonder, how does Clarissa manage her time being a working student in this crazy school?

Not to mention, I don't even know the reason why she's a working student in the first place.

If I ask her though, she'll probably answer me.

Maybe I should ask her someday when I feel like it.

Or she'll probably tell me on her own.

Either way would do.

Bam*

While I was in deep thought while eating my breakfast, a girl with brown pony tail hair and brown eyes who's wearing a green jersey slams her tray of food on the table and seats on front of me which brought me back to reality.

After that, she greets me casually.

"Yo first year! Mind if I sit here?"

This girl is Feini, an upper classman and Clarissa's best friend.

I refute her.

"Aren't you already sitting?"

"So that's a yes?"

She answered me cheerfully while tilting her head.

Since I'm not in the mood to start a random argument so I just let her do whatever she wants.

"Whatever..."

"Great!"

She said cheerfully and ate a spoon full of mashed sea potatoes.

After that, she ask me a question.

"So, how far have you and Clarissa gone?"

Since I don't know what the hell, she's talking about, I decided to ask about it.

"What do you mean how far?"

She starts badgering me with questions while staring at me straight in the eye with a face that looks like a shady journalist who's trying to get some dirt.

"Have you kissed? Hold hands? Hugged? Make out? Date? Share a parfait?"

This girl has a really wrong idea about Clarissa and I so I decided to spell it out for her.

"You know, Clarissa and I are just friends..."

"Hmm... Really huh..."

She said while looking unconvinced.

I try to drop the subject by affirming it.

"Yup..."

She didn't say anything back and just mumbles to herself.

"So the rumors are true."

Rumors? That certainly piqued my interest, so I decided to ask about it.

"What rumours?"

After that, I took a sip of my blue cherry tea since my throat is quite dry from all the talking.

"Rumours that you're a mega playboy."

She answered me casually like it was no big deal.

Before I spit my drink out and embarrass myself as a reaction, I quickly swallow it but it went to the wrong hole causing me to cough.

"Cough* Cough*"

She looks at me with a face like she accomplished something which gives me the idea that she purposely wait for me to drink my tea before answering.

I decided to ignore that for now and ask her what she meant by that in a hoarse voice.

"Mega playboy?"

She answered me with a question.

"Remember the four boys that you fought in the arena?"

Does she mean the guys that I fought in the arena?

I ask to make sure we're on the same page.

"Those four boys that I beat the crap out of?"

"Yeah! Those!"

She answered me cheerfully.

I don't know why she brought that up since that happened like almost a month ago so I ask about it.

"What about them?"

"Don't tell me, you don't know the reason why they picked a fight with you in the first place?"

She asked me with an expression of unbelievable that is written all over her face.

I'm not actually playing dumb. I seriously don't know why they picked a fight with me in the first place nor anyone informed about it.

So I told her my answer with a straight face.

"I actually don't..."

She stares right at me for a sec and got totally convinced.

"Well then! Let me your upperclassman do the honors of telling you the reason."

She said while puffing her chest with pride.

I answer her reluctantly.

"Okay..."

She starts explaining after taking a sip of her coffee.

"This is only a rumor I heard from somewhere."

"Keep talking..."

She leans closer while making a pose like she's going to whisper to me a dirty secret of a celebrity.

I lean closer just to go with the flow.

Then she whispers.

"The reason why they picked a fight with you, it is because that they got rejected from their love confession because of you."

"And what did I do to get them rejected?"

"That's for you to find out."

After that, she retracts herself and takes a sip of her coffee while leaving me dumbfounded.

After she took a sip, she gives me a warning with a smile on her face.

"So you better watch your back."

Then she stood up from her seat and walks away like nothing happened.

What was that all about and what does she mean by that?

No use thinking about it.

I'll find the answer eventually by time...

I think...

Anyway, I finish up my breakfast and head straight for my room to prepare for school.

As I enter my room, I threw my clothes on the floor, grab a towel from my drawer and head for the bathroom to take a shower.

As I open the bathroom door...

Pshshshshooo*

"Sup dude!"

"Oh! Hey Linel! Thanks for the shower!"

I close the door.

Pshshshshooo*

I must be seeing things.

I open the door again to confirm if I was really seeing things.

Pshshshooo*

"Dude! Killer shampoo!"

"Hey Zack! Don't finish it all! Leave me some!"

...

I close the door once again, put on my clothes that's scattered on the floor and head towards my desk to pick up my cellphone.

After I picked my cell phone up, I called Kana.

Ring* Ring*...

"What?"

"Do you still have that armor piercing stun gun with you?" (Vol. 1 Chapter 3 part B)

"That will be one hundred credits."

"Yeah yeah... Just bring it to me. I'm currently in my room."

"Pleasure doing business with you."

Toot* Toot*

After Kana hanged up, I received a request for 100 credits.

I didn't hesitate to press the accept icon.

After few seconds...

Clank* Clank*

I heard a knock on my door.

That must be Kana.

I open the door and saw that my guess is right.

Kana who's wearing a yellow PJ's hands me the stun gun and a pamphlet.

I recieve those two items and thank her for it.

"Thanks..."

She didn't say anything back and just walk away.

I close the door and took a glimpse of the pamphlet she gave me which is actually an advertisement of shady products before putting it on my desk.

After that, I stick the stun gun at my bathroom door and turned it on.

Bzzzzt*

"Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhh!"

"Duuuuuuuuuude! Thaaaaaat tiiiiiickles!"

Thud* Thud*

If your wondering what I just did, I tazed Lokki and Zack who're taking a shower in my bathroom without my permission using the law of physics.

How did I do that?

I use the moisture of the air that is created by the steam of the hot water which is a great conductor of electricity and taze them without going inside using the armor piecing stun gun.

If I went inside and did that, I would also be tazed

Now then, time to call Louise to get rid of those two.

Lately, I've been relying on her a lot for clean up duty than the other maidbots.

Well, gramps did tell me to use Louise like she's my own so I took him up on his offer.