The formal clothes have now just arrived and the boys start ravaging through the clothes while the girls neatly search and try each clothes while asking each other’s opinion.
Watching the girls reminds me of the time that Luna and Brea force me and Gray to go shopping with them which takes forever.
Why?
Because every time they try on the clothes, they would ask the both of us if it looks good on them.
If we answer that it does, they will ask how so and if we answer that it doesn't, they will ask us based on what which put us in a bind.
Good thing the girls here aren’t doing that to us boys.
All of a sudden, Mathias calls out to me.
"My dear."
Which caught my attention and make me look at him.
As I look at him, I saw Mathias holding a torso of a tuxedo with a black polo shirt inside the maroon jacket on front of him.
"Does it make me look sexier?"
He asked.
I wanna refute him but I can't deny that it looks good on him so I decided to ignore him and go on with my business.
All of a sudden, I heard someone whispering on my right ear.
"Your silence is sexier."
I felt someone groping my ass which shocked and irritated me.
I couldn't help but to express myself by surging my whole body with electricity using atomic synthesis.
Bzzzt*
I didn't hear a scream meaning that the pervert who groped my ass is now long gone.
I didn't feel like looking for where he has gone to and return to searching a matching pants for the upper part of the formal clothes that I chose in the cargo box full of pants with the printed Free mafia logo on it.
Just looking at the cargo box made me wonder if the Free mafia is in to shipping business or Ubay.
While I was searching, someone taps on my left shoulder.
"Hey!”
I look at the person to see who it was.
It was Lokki.
Lokki is holding a torso of a tuxedo that has a bright blue jacket, a white polo shirt and a red ribbon that really stands out.
"Do you think this will look good on me?"
He asked.
I think for a bit.
After few seconds, I answer him.
"Yeah if you wanna look like Detective Conan."
"Who's Detective Conan?"
He asked.
Since I'm too lazy to tell him who Detective Conan is, I decided to tell him to look it up.
"Search it on Ugool."
After that, I went back to searching.
...
I finally found the matching pants, now it's time to find the matching shoes.
I got up and move away from the cargo box while holding the pair of clothes on my left arm like a mediocre butler.
As I turn and walk towards the cargo box where the shoes are, I bump into Zack who's holding a plain old tuxedo.
"Dude! Good timing!"
Since I know what he was going to say next, I cut him short.
"It looks good on you."
"Thanks dude! You too!"
He said and returns the favor.
After that, we became silent.
Since I don't wanna waste any more time, I ask if I can take my leave.
"Are we done here?"
"Oh dude! I was gonna ask you another question."
"Which is?"
"Do you think this would look good with my bonnie?"
"What's a bonnie?"
He points at his bonnet.
"My hat dude!"
Oh right! I get it. Bonnie is his way of saying Bonnet.
Somehow I find it catchy and stupid.
Right now, I'm in a mood for a pun.
"Oh you mean that thing that is sucking all the nutrients of your brain."
"Uh... What dude? "
He didn't get it.
"Your hat."
"Yeah dude! That!"
"I see..."
I look at his tuxedo then at his bonnet then at him.
Wearing a bonnet and a tuxedo sure is unusual but if I told him that, he'll probably look for other clothes and ask me again which is a pain in the ass.
"So dude, will it look good?"
He asked again probably because the silence is killing him.
"Yeah totally."
I said casually.
"Thanks dude!"
He said and left for the dorms.
As he was walking, he suddenly stops and turn towards me.
"You too dude!"
He shouted which made the others look at him.
I pretend that shout wasn't intended for me and just walk towards the cargo box carrying the shoes.
As I arrive at the cargo box, I start looking for shoes.
Since my necktie, the vest and pants is black, I should get a black leather shoes so it will match.
I don't like wearing pointed black leather shoes because wearing those hurts like hell so I look for a rounded black leather shoes that fits me.
After few seconds of digging, I finally found the shoes that fits perfectly.
I grab hold of the shoes.
As I did, I saw another hand grabbing the other end of the shoes.
I raise my head up to see who it was.
It was Roc.
What should I do?
Claim the shoes for myself or let him have it?
If I claim the shoes for myself, we'll probably end up fighting for it like those yellow bean like creatures fighting over a banana in an animated movie that I watch with Luna when I was a kid.
I think the name of that movie was "Despicable Deed".
Or was it "Miserable me?"
Anyways, knowing Roc, that would probably happen.
It's best I let him have it.
I let go of the shoes.
"You can have it."
Roc let go off the shoes as well.
"No man you can have it."
If I grab the shoes right now, he might grab on the shoes as well and we might end up having a tug of war.
"I insist."
"No man I insist!"
Is he seriously giving up on the shoes?
Nah! I'm pretty sure once I grab the shoes, he'll change his mind.
"Seriously, I insist."
"No man! I insist!"
"No I insist!"
"I insist man!"
I pick up the shoes and push it towards him.
"Just take it already!"
He pushes the shoes back.
"No man! You take it!"
While we were arguing, the shoes suddenly slip through my fingers and fly out like it was being suck by a cleanbot or something.
We look to at the direction to see where it was.
As we did, we saw Lokki holding the shoes.
Lokki gave us a face that looks like he's victorious or something.
Well, since I was giving the shoes anyway, I didn't mind at all.
Roc on the other hand...
"Hey man! That's mine!"
He jumps over the box and grabs on to the shoes.
I knew this will happen if I have taken the shoes.
"Hey! I thought you didn't want it?"
Lokki asked.
"Shut up man! Just give it already."
Roc pull the shoes.
"You already said you didn't want it, so I'm taking it!"
Lokki drops the red tuxedo on the floor, grabs hold the shoes with both hands and pulls back with all his might.
Now that I mentioned it, he changed the jacket didn't he?
I guess he did look Detective Conan up on Ugool.
Anyways, they start playing tug of war with the shoes.
"Hand it over man!"
"No you hand it over!"
"Just give it already damn it!"
That's enough entertainment for now.
I better find myself some shoes.
I start digging for shoes again.
After digging more into the pile, I found another shoes that fits me.
I took the shoes and head towards my room while the two are still fighting over the shoes.
...
Phew! Finally! I'm done changing.
Although it didn't take me long to put it all on since I'm used to it, it is still a hassle especially putting on the tie.
Tying a necktie could be tricky sometimes even if you have done it a thousand times.
By the way, I am wearing a white polo shirt with a black necktie, a black vest, black pants and black rounded leather shoes.
Anyways, I put my phone in my pocket that is lying on the desk and head towards the exit.