Strange encounter 1/2

It was not as bad as I thought, I am naked apparently about to die, no idea when that old man could return to cut my head, I am lost in another world, every attempt to think deeply about whatever I am, gives me damn flash backs level captain-tsubasa and OH surprise I already know who that damn old man was, Daelin Valiente the fucking admiral of the alliance king of Kultiras the future racist ... speciesist? Whatever, I knew it was ruthless but I thought it was the product of so many wars with the orcs ... who soon or maybe ALREADY invaded, goddamn gods of the isekai because they sent me to this abandoned world from the hands of Oniisama hahaha no I know it's sadder

Sighing at the stupid things that kept popping up in his mind, he tried to think about what to do .... first of all clothes, where can I find clothes? Azeroth admire my 10cm, seriously what the isekai gods have against me, what happened to the hacks, the world frankly impossible to survive and that very soon I will die, at least some souvenir boxers.

Walking before the nearest door (the one at the other end of the crazy anti-orcs), he decided that he would try to ask for directions, which was a surprise when in the fucking huge hallway he saw the back of a blonde hair running gods knows where, wait my source of directions escapes ...

"Girl don't run, I'm not a pervert" he yelled as he started running towards her ... okay that sounded horrible

As he ran, he could not help but notice (again) the lack of coherence that this ship had, he knew that it was huge but what the hell with the uselessly huge passageways, it is a ship or a maritime citadel

"Girl please I need help" he shouted again this time with a clear pleading tone in his voice, the apparently naive girl stopped, the relieved boy approached

"Thanks I just wanted an address -" "BANG" as was his surprise when the brat turned around with a blue ball in her hand, throwing it at his face

"BOING" which revolved in the girl "WAAH" making an adorable noise, this glimpse of conjuring a kind of barrier that fortunately absorbed the attack

Stunned the child could not help but curse in his mind about how even in this world the little brats were bloody bloody, taking a breath he drew back a little, showed his hands in submission and lunged towards the brat.

Feeling as if a strangely cold air was passing through her hands, I took her arm, pulled her to her chest and hugged her like the pervert that was clearly seen yelled at the potential killing machine.

"I will not let you go, do not resist" UN interdimensional I hope you save my butt, the girl scared that her barrier was crossed as if it were paper began to scream for help

"Help, daddy a pervert, help guys" doing as logically as possible in a situation where his bare butt was in danger, he put his hand in his mouth surrounded her in his arms and whispered to hatred

"If you scream I will kiss you" automatically falling into a winter silence, the pervert only managed to add "joke" before the girl began to cry because of the increasingly idiotic protagonist

Looking at nothing, the boy couldn't help but want to imitate the girl who kept shedding silent tears

"" Girl I also want to cry, gods why everything is so difficult "" in a pleading tone he began to try to remedy things in the strangest meeting he has ever had in his life

"Please don't cry, it's my fault I just want to know where to find someone's room as well some clothes, seriously that mustachioed old man had a hard time giving me even some pants" complaining the boy began to plan how he would charge them later if he lived it enough

"Are you talking about daddy? Do you know daddy? Hehe mustachioed, how childish and disrespectful to your king" the girl heard the correct description of her father. just a little laugh while correcting the pervert nearby

"Daddy? Brat how old are you to keep saying" Daddy "HA and you talk about my king? That old man can go impale himself with his sword where the sun does not enter"

"YOU DARE"

"I DARE"

"My daddy is the best king there is"

"Your daddy doesn't even know what the word king means"

"What do you know about royalty?"

"What do you know about royalty, crazy brat?"

"Perverted"

"Dwarf"

"You are also a dwarf"

"Says the weeping dwarf"

"Plebeyo"

"Cocky brat"

"Who do you call brat, brat"

"You ugly brat"

"Pervert brat, tell me ugly again"

"Ugly, refea, ugly"

Following the childish fight, the girl bit the other boy's hand but felt as if she was biting leather even so she continued biting.

"HAHA ugly dwarf your milk teeth do not feel"

"Ugh, yuck, tell me you washed your hands, they tasted like poverty"

He couldn't help but pinch those insolent cheeks of the increasingly noisy brat, she instead started hitting him with her little fists without much result.

"HAHAHA a hamster is hitting me, ugly dwarf on top of you weakling"

Noticing that the brat was still naked, he put a hand in his dimensional pocket and pulled out one of the sets of clothes he planned to give his brothers for their birthday.

"! HUM, thank me for not wanting to keep burning my eyes, is it that you are not ashamed?" Throwing the precious clothes at him, I turned my gaze from the disrespectful pervert

He was surprised that the brat showed so much human kindness, he quickly took the set of clothes that thank the gods they fit well, it was a nice set of blue pants, black boots and a white shirt with gold edges in his hands, the fabric felt great I swore it looked like clouds of how comfortable they were, who would say that the girl is more considerate than I thought, HA little adopted brat