Chapter 51 (Part 2)

January 5th, 2019.

Harry stared out the window. This hotel room had a rather good vantage point for watching the construction crews and emergency services clearing away the damage caused by Voldemort's insanity, the visible damage at any rate. It was almost a shame, he thought that the ash, rubble and corpses made for a good metaphor.

He was dressed more formally than he would have liked at both Adrastia and Narcissa's insistence. The outfit could almost pass for mundane suit, if not for the fact that the suit jacket part was more robe-like. It was open at the front and he wore a dark emerald shirt under it. 'To bring out your eyes' the two women had claimed when he had expressed a preference for black. The shirt was also rather snug, which was to show off his physique. At least the pants and shoes were inoffensive.

Bryanna and Tiana had been very excited by the project and spent most of the previous day putting it together. While it was excellently made, its true value was in the subtle +3 charisma enchantment on it.

Alright, so it wasn't a +3 charisma enchantment, but it might as well be seeing as it functioned almost like a miniature version of the Crown of Glory. It wouldn't blare out his aura, but it would 'encourage' people to notice how well dressed he was.

A tentative-sounding knock interrupted his thoughts. That would be the reporter he was waiting for.

"Here we go." He muttered to himself and strode towards the door, not particularly looking forward to it.

Now that's a lot of people. He thought as he opened the door, eyebrow going up. Aside from the expected reporter and camera operator, there was also a small army of others whose reasons for being present eluded him.

"Ms. Byrne, I presume?" He questioned, plastering a small grin on his face.

Laura Byrne was the one that Penny, Narcissa and Adrastia had chosen in the end. Thirty-three, unmarried, single, childless, professionally ambitious but not hugely successful, lived alone, owned a cat. Spying on people was trivially easy for a skilled wizard in the age of information.

She had obviously put in a lot of effort to look her best for this interview, and was quite pretty with her dark hair, blue eyes and fine features, but even the expertly applied make up couldn't hide the first signs of age on her face. After not really interacting with any women other than witches for the past several years, whose youthful beauty persisted for much longer, it was a sharp reminder of the tension that the differences between the magical and non-magical would create even without idiots like Voldemort around.

The woman seemed a little taken aback by his facial scarring, and it showed in her hesitant reply. "Er, yes. Lord Potter?"

"That's me." Harry nodded.

Byrne rallied herself, gave him a dazzling smile and stepped forward with her hand extended. "A pleasure to meet you and let me just express how honored I am that you reached out to me instead of a more senior reporter."

That was laying it on pretty thick. She must really be eager to make a good impression.

The impending handshake brought to mind a bit of Adrastia's advice on how to handle this interview.

Do not shake her hand. It is an inherently male ritual that diminishes a woman's femininity for the length of the encounter and establishes a more neutral atmosphere. Kiss her hand instead to reinforce her femininity.

Harry was honestly a tad skeptical about that one, but he couldn't deny that Adrastia was an incredibly crafty social manipulator. There was a very good chance that he was simply not seeing as deep as she did, just as most wizards did not perceive the mysteries of magic as clearly as him.

So he brought the offered hand to his lips and brushed a kiss over the knuckles.

"A pleasure." He purred with a small grin, amused by both the slight widening of her eyes as she noticed his burn scars and the small blush that bloomed on her face. "Please come in."

Her smile widened a bit and the horde filed in. Harry didn't much care who they were, but politely went along with the introductions anyway. A producer, a camera operator, a sound guy, a makeup artist, a couple of assistants… He hadn't realized that giving an interview was going to be such a circus.

"Would any of you like something to drink?" He offered and then started summoning the requested drinks, ignoring the gasps and stares.

That was another bit of advice from Adrastia

Show off your power a bit. Be dangerous. There is little that women respect less than harmless men, and little they find more attractive than civilized monsters.

"I thought you needed a wand to use magic?" Byrne said questioningly.

"Most do, Ms. Byrne." Harry said noncommittally.

Brag without bragging.

"Please, call me Laura, Lord Potter." She said with a smile.

"Only if you call me Harry." He smiled back at her.

Flirting is a power play. Take the first opening she gives you - and she will give you one - then begin taking away her control. Start making your own overtures and gradually stop responding to hers. Do it skillfully enough and she will eventually internalize the idea that you are the one who says yes or no and respond accordingly. Not much different than training a dog, really.

Adrastia's little pointers could be so clinically brutal that it made a man wonder if he should really be doing this, but it always circled back to the fact that he was prepared to do much, much worse than turning an insignificant reporter into his personal mouthpiece with some creative seduction. It was a perilous juncture in history and his badly atrophied conscience wasn't anywhere near strong enough to put him off his course.

Byrne, Laura, didn't question the lack of wand further. Saving it for the interview proper, Harry assumed.

"So, Harry," Oh, that was cute. She thought she was being bold. "I really am curious to know what made you choose me out of all the reporters you could have picked."

Harry very deliberately took a peek down her blouse, which was showing only a minor amount of cleavage, and grinned. "I liked the look of you."

Disregard any whining you may have heard about sexual objectification. Women only hate it when it's being done by men they consider unattractive, or if attractive men are doing it to women other than themselves.

Truly, Adrastia was a font of knowledge on the mysteries of the female. Although one had to take her personality into account when listening to her, or else one might be led to assume that all women were heartless narcissistic demons wrapped up in a pretty package. Just like her.

Heartless narcissistic demon or not though, she knew what she was talking about, because while the reporter's lips made a little 'O' of surprise at his boldness, she did not react at all negatively.

"Thank you." She said with an uncertain smile and another faint blush.

A brief Legilimency scan of her surface thoughts revealed that she wasn't merely putting up a front to avoid losing out on a big interview. While she did think that his behavior was bordering on inappropriate and that being chosen for her looks was perhaps slightly insulting, she was still flattered. She also thought that she might have provoked it with the emphasis she'd put on his name, which was just precious.

They went over the talking points of the interview after that, interspersed with some mild flirting, while her entourage got everything ready. There was a brief blunder on Harry's part where the makeup artist flirtilly offered to 'work her magic' on him and he sent her scurrying off with a flat stare. Fortunately it seemed to work out in his favor as Laura apparently took his silently hostile response as a weird sort of compliment for herself instead of seeing it for the slip in his mask of fabricated charm that it really was.

Harry experienced a final moment of doubt when the producer started counting down the seconds before they started things off, knowing that by doing this he was going to be kicking up a lot of fuss, but it passed quickly. There was already going to be a fuss, this was just a way to direct it.

"Hello. I'm Laura Byrne and we are here with Harry Potter, the lord and ruler of Spellhaven, which is a very recently established magical island nation sitting in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. He has contacted us with an offer of an interview after the recent shocking reveal of magic's existence. Harry, before we begin with the interview, could you demonstrate your magic for our viewers so that there is no doubt about you being a wizard?"

"Certainly. Would you like to assist me?" He smiled.

She blinked in surprise. They hadn't discussed how he would demonstrate. "How?"

"Do you have a pet?"

"Yes, I have a cat."

"Would you like to know what it's like to be one?"

"You want to turn me into a cat?" She asked incredulously.

"If you agree to it." Harry shrugged. "Transfiguring people without their consent is considered extremely rude."

"Not criminal?" Laura asked with a frown.

"Not usually, although it can be, depending on the context."

"Does it have any long term consequences?" She asked cautiously.

"You won't suddenly develop the urge to pounce or a habit of licking yourself if that's what you're worried about." He grinned. "An incompetent caster can indeed cause some serious damage with this sort of magic, but that's not a concern with me."

Laura took a deep breath, visibly screwing up her courage before nodding. "Alright, what do I need to do?"

"Just remove any electronic devices on your person and step closer."

"I've been meaning to ask about that later." She said as she unpinned the microphone from her blouse, but continued to hold it close enough that it picked up her words. "It was mentioned in one of the government's information packets that magic doesn't play well with electronics, but not why."

"The simple answer would be incompatibility." Harry shrugged again. "I'm sure you've often heard that electrical devices are basically just a complex series of ones and zeroes, or 'yes' and 'no' states in other words? Magic is a big maybe and tends to mess up that sensitive and carefully ordered system when they come into contact."

"I see. That makes sense. Alright, I'm ready." She said with a nod, put the microphone on the coffee table between them and went to stand in front of him.

Harry pointed his hand at her head and then began lowering it in a deliberate fashion, the reporter shrinking as he went until there was a small-ish black cat on the floor. He heard a gasp from the camera crew.

He picked her up, settled her on his lap. She was stiff as a board, so he started scratching the back of her neck to relax her.

"And now you're a cat. Meow twice if you understand what I'm saying."

The neo-cat meowed twice.

"Good." Harry said. "Human transfiguration is very difficult magic, because a thinking mind exerts an ontological pressure that resists the transformation. You should be feeling my power constraining you, forcing you into a form that is in conflict with your true self. Focus your will and push back against it to break my spell."

The cat gained most amusing expression of concentration before it suddenly yowled and rapidly expanded back into a human.

"Welcome back." Harry smirked at the woman on his lap.

Laura looked frazzled for a second more before realizing that she was sitting on a man's lap on live television and quickly scampered back to her own seat.

"That was….really weird!" She breathed after pinning her microphone back on. There was still a blush on her cheeks. "I could still think normally, but everything was so huge and scary."

"The change in perspective does take some getting used to." Harry nodded. It had been the same for him as a raven.

"But how was it possible for me to think normally? A cat's brain shouldn't be able to support human level thinking…..right?"

"Magic doesn't really follow conventional logic like that. If there are any physicists watching this I'm sure that they must be tearing their hair out trying to explain where all the extra mass goes." He pointed out, amused.

"That's a good point." She agreed. "And you were right, I could feel something pressing in all around me. Is that why, what did you call it….?"

"Transfiguring." He supplied.

"Transfiguring! Is that why transfiguring people is considered merely rude? Because it doesn't really take?"

"Oh no." Harry chuckled. "I deliberately made the bindings on your altered form weak enough for you to break. You would have reverted by yourself in a few minutes anyway, unless you actively wanted to stay a cat. If I wanted to I could have locked you into that form permanently, or until a sufficiently skilled wizard undid my work at least."

"That's kind of scary." She shivered.

"Powerful wizards are always scary, that's why I'm not living in Britain anymore." Harry nodded, giving her an opening to change the subject to one of those they had agreed upon beforehand.

"Could you elaborate on that?" Laura jumped on it immediately, leaning forward. "You were born in Britain, but instead of staying here or moving somewhere else if you wanted a change of venue, you decided to create your own little island nation. Why?"

"Like I said, powerful wizards are scary, especially for governments. It's not something many people like to think about, but society only functions as long as the government can back up their laws with violence if people refuse to comply. In the non-magical world that isn't an issue as it's practically impossible for an individual to gain enough power to really challenge the system.

"It's different in the magical world. Not only is it much, much smaller, but individuals can become tremendously powerful. The stronger I grew, the less reason I had to worry about the legal repercussions of my actions. It wasn't hard for me to see that I was on a collision course with the Ministry of Magic. Since I had no interest in overthrowing either Britain's or some other country's magical government, I made my own instead."

"Just like that?" Laura asked incredulously.

"Just like that." Harry grinned.

"Couldn't you have just respected the laws?" She asked.

"You mean force myself to respect them?" He asked archly. "No, I couldn't have. The Ministry outlaws many fields of magical study that it considers dangerous or 'dark' and I want to learn everything. And what if someone commits a crime against me or mine? You think I could have just stood back and let the legal authorities take care of it? Authorities that are weaker than me? No, I would have gone out to get my own justice."

"But how can a system function if it has vigilanties and powerful mavericks running around?" Laura challenged, although in a manner that was more curious than confrontational.

"It doesn't, not really." Harry shook his head. "Take the character of Superman as an example. He pretends to be part of the system, but he really isn't. No prison can hold him and no amount of conventional force can threaten him. If the comics were more realistic, he'd have taken over the world in short order whether he intended to or not. It's similar with extremely powerful wizards. Magical governments typically deal with this semi-rare phenomenon by heaping honors on them in the hopes of assimilating them into the system, but this usually culminates in them taking control of the system. If such wizards are politically ambitious, impatient and hold views fundamentally opposed to the system, they usually end up becoming Dark Lords and attempting to overthrow it by force. In short, powerful wizards simply cannot exist within a system that is weaker than us without either taking control of it or destroying it and establishing our own order. I sidestepped the problem by creating Spellhaven."

"How is Spellhaven governed then?"

"It most resembles the rule of a feudal lord or a monarchy. While I generally leave the people to their own devices, I do hold absolute power. There is no political agenda other than my own and I don't answer to anyone when I make decisions."

Not entirely true. If the girls objected strenuously enough then he wouldn't do something, but he usually didn't go for the kind of thing that they would object to anyway.

"So you're a king?" Laura sounded a little bit shocked.

"In all but name." Harry smirked. "I thought it would be a bit pretentious to call myself a king when the population of my 'kingdom' barely breaks a thousand people."

"So few?" She sounded surprised again.

"There aren't that many wizards and witches in the world to begin with. We've historically had fewer children than non-magicals because our standard of living has always been much higher until recently. Added to that we also tend to encounter more danger over the course of our lives than modern non-magicals, so our natality rates aren't much higher than our mortality ones."

"I see." She nodded thoughtfully and then her eyes lit up with another question. "So magic is hereditary then?"

"Not exactly. There is a much higher chance for a child to be born magical if the parents are also magical, but that has nothing to do with genetics. A powerful pulse of magic is released during orgasm. If a wizard is powerful enough then his sperm will still retain enough magic to make the conceived child magical as well. Since conception happens inside the mother, it means that a witch will be more likely to give birth to a magical child. If a non-magical couple were to conceive in a high magic environment their child would also stand a good chance of being magical."

Harry briefly wondered how many loonies were going to start having sex at Stonehenge because of this, but shook it off and finished his explanation. "Conversely, a non-magical couple conceiving in their entirely non-magical bedroom have to rely on some freak cosmic event to provide the initial 'seed' magic. The chances of that happening are one in tens of millions."

"So the first wizards and witches were, what, cavemen that got lucky?" She asked humorously.

"It probably goes back much further than that. Magic tends to manifest in ways that enhances natural abilities, so as soon as mankind's ancestors developed higher reasoning they would have had some capacity for shaping magic. Dragons, for example, are most likely magical dinosaurs."

"Dragons are real?!" Laura almost squealed.

"Yes." Harry smirked at her reaction. "They've been held in dragon reserves for centuries to keep them from breaking the Statute of Secrecy. Incidentally, this ties in to what I said about wizards generally having more dangerous lifestyles. Working on a dragon reserve is considered mildly suicidal."

"I can't believe dragons are real." She muttered, still stuck on that point.

"Many of the mythical creatures you've heard of in stories are real; dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, pegasi…." Harry continued smirking. "There are also a number that you've never heard of and some that have gone extinct."

"That's amazing. I wish we could see them." She said wistfully.

"Maybe we can do a follow-up interview on Spellhaven and I could show you a few. I have a quetzalcoatl, a winged serpent, for a friend, a bunch of sphinxes as guardians, a dryad in my forest and a some others."

"I will gladly take you up on that." Laura couldn't agree fast enough.

"Alright then, it's a date." Harry grinned at her roguishly.

She coughed to cover her embarrassment and then changed the subject. "This has been an interesting line of digression, but we should probably get to the question that is no doubt foremost on the minds of our viewers."

"Ask away."

"Five days ago, London was struck by a devastating magical attack that claimed tens of thousands of lives and left a significant part of the city destroyed, and everyone is asking why ?"

"The short answer would be because the wizard that did it, Tom Marvolo Riddle, the self-proclaimed Dark Lord Voldemort, is insane. And by insane I mean that he is a frothing-at-the-mouth sadistic psychopath that would set the world on fire if he could rule the ashes afterwards."

"Dark Lord? Really?" Laura asked oddly, as if she wasn't sure if he was serious.

"The title of Dark Lord has traditionally been reserved for exceptionally powerful wizards that attempt to seize political power through violent means." Harry explained. "I'm sure it sounds silly to you, but that's how it is."

"Ah, could you give us the long answer then?"

"Riddle's story actually begins with his mother, Merope Gaunt…" Harry launched into a long-winded explanation about why Voldemort was the crazy that he was, his previous attempt at seizing power, how the mysterious disappearances of a few decades ago were his doing, the prophecy(which led to a semi-lengthy digression on the topic), his blunder at Godric's Hollow, his return to power and the past several years of fighting him.

"… I've been trying to keep him too focused on me to think about attacking anyone else and I've had some success in that, but not nearly as much as I'd have liked. What I'm most annoyed and disappointed by is the lukewarm help I've been getting from the ICW and Europe's other magical governments."

"ICW?"

"International Confederation of Wizards. Think of it as an analogue to the United Nations, although it's primary purpose is, or was, to maintain the Statute of Secrecy."

"And they haven't been helping you fight this monster?"

"I think they were using the opportunity to get rid of some troublesome elements in their own backyards first before they'd deign to really help. By letting Riddle recruit their bad apples and send them into the grinder against me they could neatly take care of a few minor problems and then come out smelling like roses when they finally started searching for him in earnest." Harry snorted derisively. "I warned them that he was a disaster waiting to happen, but they were too busy being politicians to listen."

"Do you think it could happen again?" Laura asked fretfully.

"Yes, it could." Harry nodded grimly. "Magic simply allows him too much mobility to realistically stop him if he decides to pull another stunt like that, although he won't have as many resources available to do it with."

"But didn't you say that Spellhaven is warded against unauthorized teleportation? Couldn't the same thing be done for the British Isles?"

"Theoretically, it could be done. Practically….not so much."

"Because the area is too big?" Laura asked.

"That would certainly make it more difficult, but no. The real problem is ownership."

"Ownership?" She repeated without comprehension.

"Yes. To ward a location, you need to either own it or have the permission and cooperation of the one who does. I own Spellhaven and the wards are anchored to that concept of ownership. My old school is owned by the headmaster and the wards are anchored to him. The Ministry of Magic building is technically owned by the Minister of Magic and the wards are anchored to him. The people under these wards know that we own these places, so the ownership is not contested and the wards are strong. If I went to your home, placed a ward over it and tried anchoring it to myself, it would be weak and decay further over time until it eventually collapsed, because your thoughts would eat away at it."

"I'm not sure I follow." She admitted.

"Another demonstration then?" Harry offered after a few seconds of thought.

"Please."

"Do you have a pen?"

"Err…." One of the crew quickly handed her a pen as well as a paper pad before she could say no. "Thank you."

"Alright, you have a pen. Doodle something."

"Okay…." She said dubiously and did as she'd been asked.

"The pen works, yes?"

"Yes…."

"Good." He said and summoned it out of her hands, ignoring the surprised yelp this elicited.

Harry passed his fingers over the pen with a low mutter before passing it back.

"Doodle something else."

Laura gave him a baffled look, but doodled all the same. Or tried to at least.

"What the…? It doesn't work."

"Really?" Harry feigned surprise. "Let me try."

"Works fine for me." He said mockingly, showing her the doodle. "Give it another try."

"Nothing." She said and looked at him curiously. "What did you do?"

"In short, I claimed mastery of the pen and forbade it from working for anyone else."

"You forbade the pen from working for anyone except you?" She repeated slowly, as if uncertain that she'd heard right.

"Yes. You have to understand that the pen was made with a purpose that defines it. That purpose is to write. By holding it, you owned it, and by taking it I also took ownership of it. Once I owned it, I magically imprinted my mastery over it. If the pen had been made by your own hand then you would have had to gift it to me in order to make that possible, but since it was mass produced your initial claim was very weak and I could take it by force. Once I had mastery over it, I could command it to withhold its purpose from you. That is a very minor form of warding."

"So to ward my home without my permission….?"

"Homes are different. Your claim on it would be much stronger even if you didn't help make it. I couldn't just take it from you by showing up while you weren't there. I would have had either murder you or subjugate you to claim mastery over it. Only then could I ward it properly without your permission and cooperation."

Laura's eyes widened in surprise, but she composed herself quickly.

"So to ward all of the British Isles….."

"I would have to be king, either through the support of the people or through a tyrannical campaign to crush any significant opposition. It wouldn't be required for absolutely everyone to either support me or fear me enough to anchor the ward, but it would require a large majority."

"But what if you worked with the queen to set up a ward?"

"What queen?" Harry asked mockingly.

"Queen Elizabeth…"

Harry scoffed. "Oh please, 'Queen' Elizabeth has more in common with a prize poodle at a dog show than a true monarch. For the wards to hold over a whole country, you cannot have a democracy or anything similar to it. If everyone thinks that they collectively own the land then not only is there no locus of sufficient strength to anchor it to, but there would also be countless disruptive elements weakening the magic."

"Oh, I see." Laura's voice betrayed her disappointment.

"If it makes you feel any better, I suspect that the ICW and Europe's various magical governments will be more cooperative now, so maybe I'll be able to keep Riddle too busy to contemplate staging another pointless massacre."

"Speaking of the ICW and the magical governments, why aren't they talking to us? You are the first solid contact we've had with the magical world since it was revealed."

"That would be because they never saw this coming." Harry explained with a snort. "They thought that they could maintain the Statute of Secrecy indefinitely, so now both they and the Ministry of Magic are flipping out and panicking."

"But you did expect the Statute of Secrecy to break?"

"I can't say that I was exactly prepared for it to happen so quickly or the way it did, but I haven't been caught with my pants down either."

"So when can we expect some kind of official contact from the Ministry of Magic and the ICW?"

"Soon. Word will probably have reached them of this interview by now. The more technologically savvy might even be watching it. I have no doubt that they are panicking again and working themselves into a proper bureaucratic rage because I went over their heads like this. They'll whine at me about it, but they'll probably give up on the daydream of shoving the cat back into the bag and open proper diplomatic channels."

"That's good." Laura nodded happily. "Well I think that covers most of what I wanted to ask in this interview. Would you mind a few more miscellaneous questions before we wrap this up?"

"Not at all."

"Alright, my first question is about the Statute of Secrecy. Why was it implemented in the first place?"

"I thought that would be obvious." Harry shrugged. "We weren't getting along. Too much fear and envy and too little sense. Witch hunts on your side - although most of the people persecuted had no magic in them whatsoever - abuses of power on our side… we were all better off keeping to ourselves. The Statute of Secrecy wasn't a perfect solution by any means. We still died in your wars and you still died in ours, but it was better than the constantly simmering tension whenever we lived together openly."

"But you could do so much good with your powers…." She started.

"Not as much as you might think." Harry denied, clamping down on his desire to start lecturing her on the subjective nature of 'good'. "There's very few of us to begin with and most aren't qualified to be brewing healing potions and that kind of thing anyway. Most are boring office clerks or shopkeepers or various other people just going about their lives. They aren't any more qualified to be helping people than you are to perform surgery."

"Oh." She blinked, nonplussed. "Alright, I guess I can understand that. Let's move on to my next question then.

Harry hummed in agreement.

"What determines a wizard's power and are there any innate power differences between genders?

Harry mulled it over for a while before deciding on an explanation that would make sense to her. "The first thing you need to know is that magic is a yes or no proposition. There are no innate inborn advantages or disadvantages of magical power, although some will insist this is the case to make themselves feel better about their weakness. There are magical talents that one can be born with, but magical power is a direct reflection of one's own will and knowledge. Exceptional people make for exceptional wizards."

"Could you elaborate on that?"

"Think of a wizard's power as a pool of water. A broad scope of knowledge will give the pool a large surface area, a great depth of knowledge will make the pool deep and a strong willpower will increase the water's quality."

"That makes sense." She admitted and then her manner became more hesitant. "Alright, last question. How does magic relate to religion?"

"Ah, I thought you might go there." Harry nodded. That was a talking point that she had been very skittish about suggesting, clearly afraid of making him angry. He honestly wished that he didn't have to deal with that mess, but it was unavoidable and he wasn't going to tiptoe around it. "I've prepared another demonstration that should clarify things."

Laura perked up, obviously eager to see what he'd do this time.

Harry gestured to the pitcher of water that he'd placed on the table for that exact purpose.

"Water." He declared and poured it into a glass. Then he stirred it around with his finger until it turned a dark red. "Wine."

"You just turned water into wine." Laura said numbly. Looks like she hadn't connected the dots before this.

"Yes, a rather simple transfiguration." Harry said with a slight mocking edge, not bothering to hide his amusement. "I can also multiply fish or walk on water. Hell, I can even fly so I'm actually way ahead. To spell it out, Jesus was a wizard and so were the other two so-called 'prophets'. They got a bunch of gullible idiots to follow them around and a religion sprouted from it. I hear that it was actually a fairly common occurrence back in those days, it just didn't go anywhere most of the time."

"But…."

Harry was on a roll now and would not be interrupted. "In fact, all my research on the topic suggests that the majority of gods were once wizards whose power got vastly exaggerated over time."

"But…."

"That's not to say that the existence of higher order beings is impossible. The chances of them paying us any more mind than we do to space dust on the other end of the galaxy if they do exist is rather low though."

"But….if religion is a lie, then where does magic come from?" Ah, she seemed to have been expecting a god explanation. Personally religious? It would be fun to break her of that if so.

"I don't know for sure." Harry shrugged. "My best hypothesis is that it's a remnant from the time before the creation of the universe, a window to a state of existence before space, time and physics had even settled down. It would neatly explain why it overrides the rules of conventional reality, but I have no way of proving that I'm right."

"Ah, I suppose things like Hell and Heaven aren't real then either?"

"Nope."

"Angels and demons?"

"Stories based on magical beings. The same magical being for both, amusingly enough. The succubi were a race of extremely beautiful, all female, winged demi-humans with a strong affinity for fire. They preyed on wizards and sometimes witches, seducing them and draining their magic and life force through sex to sustain their immortality. The last of them was killed centuries ago."

"But where did the succubi come from?"

"Ancient Sumeria." Harry answered blandly, amused by her fumbling attempts to stump him. "The sorceress Lilith, through unknown means, transformed herself from a regular human into the first succubus. She feasted on the lives and magics of the Mesopotamian wizards for a thousand years and spawned a legion of succubi daughters before meeting her end at the hands of Gilgamesh."

"Wow, I was not expecting that." Laura shook her head in amazement.

"You've only just started down the rabbit hole." Harry smirked.

"Well as much as I would like to keep going, I think we'll have to end this interview here, but I'm looking forward to the next one and to visiting Spellhaven."

"So am I." Harry grinned slightly, wondering how she would react to his girls. He'd deliberately avoided mentioning them.

Vernon had barely stopped ranting and raving about freaks and unnaturalness for days . Even though Petunia agreed with him, she wished he would stop. It couldn't be good for his blood pressure.

Life had been blessedly normal for the past fourteen years, ever since they'd sent him away. Doubts sometimes crept into her thoughts about what they had done with her sister's son, but she always reassured herself that it had been for the best. Dudley shouldn't have to grow up next to a freak the way she'd had to.

Then this happened. The freaks finally showed their true colors. Thank goodness that Dudley had decided not to go to London for the New Year's celebrations.

But the hits didn't end there. The news soon announced that they would be holding an interview with a real wizard, one Harry Potter.

Petunia didn't appreciate being reminded of her nephew even more. Neither did Vernon and the rants increased in intensity.

Despite their distaste, they all settled to watch the interview when it came on.

Petunia's first sight of her nephew in fourteen years hit her harder than expected. The scarring on his face was a shock, but the blazing green eyes that she'd always been so jealous of her sister for having were unmistakable. His fit, powerful body also made something curdle in her gut. She had expected her darling Diddums with his boxing to be bigger, better built and more handsome than her freak nephew, but he wasn't, even with the scarring.

The jealousy came roaring back like an old friend.

The actual interview didn't improve her disposition any. Harry spoke eloquently, intelligently and confidently, often using words that she would never admit to not knowing the meaning of. He was powerful and obviously rich if his expensive-looking clothes were any indication. Their abandonment had seemingly done nothing to hinder him.

Vernon had a vein throbbing in his forehead the whole time and Dudley was mostly just confused. He barely remembered Harry.

When the interview reached the part about Harry having to be King of Britain in order to set up some kind of magic over the country, Vernon couldn't contain his rage anymore and exploded into another rant.

His overstressed heart had enough and went on strike.

"VERNON!" Petunia shrieked as her husband fell to the ground, clutching at his chest.

Unlike the Dursleys, Katherine and Robert Shaw were thrilled when they learned that the boy they had taken in so long ago would be giving an interview on recent events. It was surely going to be watched all around the world.

What had happened in London was horrible business to be sure, but you had to look to the future. That was why they had invited all their friends and acquaintances over to their home so that they could watch the interview together.

It was wonderful. Although they despaired at seeing the boy's mutilated face and burned arm, they preened at his eloquent speech and gladly took credit for it. Hearing that he was essentially a king of his own magical island nation was even better and impressed all of their friends. Katherine happily discussed what he was wearing with the other women while Robert criticized the politics of this ICW and the Ministry of Magic that Harry mentioned alongside the men.

They winced at his entirely undiplomatic words about religion, each silently castigating him for not avoiding such a loaded topic. They pretended not to hear the offended grumbling from those of their guests that were religious.

When the interview was over, one of their more influential guests turned to them with a hope in her eyes. "This is extraordinary. Do you think you could ask your old foster son to have us as guests on his island for a few days so that we can experience what life is like for his kind?"

Robert and Katherine froze and broke into a cold sweat. They remembered quite vividly how Harry had warned them to not bother him with anything frivolous and they suspected that this would be considered frivolous.

Zoe had been in London when the attack happened. She had seen the giants smashing buildings with their great clubs and had briefly been chased by those freaky zombie things. She had seen the snake-shaped fire devouring the city.

She had survived with nothing worse than a few scrapes and bruises, but it had changed her. Although not usually one for community service, she volunteered to help fix up the city and search for trapped survivors.

And while she was doing that, she wondered if that cute fuckbuddy she'd had for one summer and whose cherry she'd popped was a wizard. Harry had been vague enough with his answers that he easily could have been. He'd said that there was no technology at his boarding school and he'd sometimes make jokes about being magical.

The announcement of the interview confirmed her suspicions. When it came on, she and her best friend Kelly were sitting together in front of a TV with eager anticipation.

"Whoa, he's hot ." Kelly breathed when she got her first look at Harry.

Zoe agreed completely. Harry had definitely grown up well and those scars on his face were kind of sexy too.

"You didn't tell me he was a lord." Kelly said accusingly when the reporter went through her introduction.

"I didn't know." Zoe protested. "It makes sense though. He was rich and went to a boarding school."

They watched his demonstration of magic with awe and listened to it with bafflement. Then they conversation got to the part about Harry's social status.

"Holy crap, Zoe! You shagged a king!" Kelly sounded very impressed.

"He wasn't a king back then." Zoe pointed out reasonably, although she kind of wanted to preen.

"I wish I could see dragons and unicorns and all the other magical creatures." Kelly said longingly once the interview was finished. Then she turned to Zoe with a gleam in her eyes. "Hey, you still have his number, right? You could call or text him and ask to visit!"

"What? No!" Zoe protested. "All we did was fuck a few times like, six years ago! What am I supposed to say, 'hey, Harry, can I come over to your island with a friend? I'll polish your knob just like the old days if you say yes.'? I'm sure that'll go over well with whatever girlfriend or maybe even wife he probably has."

"Come oooon, pleeeease?" Kelly whined. "Didn't you see him flirting with the reporter? He totally wouldn't be doing that if he wasn't single."

That was a good point, Zoe had to admit. Harry had definitely been flirting with the reporter. That he could confidently flirt with an older woman like that also showed that he'd seriously upped his game since the last time she'd seen him and it made her curious. Maybe they could do a revision, Harry had been strangely obsessed with mastering cunnilingus and if he'd kept practicing all this time….

No! This was a bad idea. She'd look like the worst kind of whore if she came on to him now that he was a big deal.

"Come on, Zoeeee!" Kelly continued to wheedle. "Just ask him if we can come. Tell him I made you do it if you're embarrassed. I'll even shag him in your place if that's what he wants."

"What about your boyfriend?" Zoe asked incredulously. "Remember him? Brown hair, blue eyes, answers to Jason?"

"He can't show me unicorns." Kelly replied petulantly.

"No wonder you can't keep a steady boyfriend." Zoe muttered and rolled her eyes. Not that she had any right to be throwing stones on that topic.

Bjomolf turned off the TV.

"Interesting move, Harry. Interesting indeed." He mused. "And rather out of character."

In fact, this wasn't a play that should have occurred to anyone in Harry Potter's circle of people. It was too bold, too politically ambitious. Putting himself forward like that, openly challenging the ICW….that was very much not Harry Potter's modus operandi. He should have stayed on the sidelines and been like a boulder; immovable. This was the move of a predator who had smelled blood.

Or perhaps that of a Black Widow sensing vibrations in her web. Adrastia had been noted on Spellhaven rather often recently and some of her recent activities were a little unusual…..

"Did he manage to buy you, Adrastia?" Bjomolf wondered to himself.

Whenever he thought of those two, he was reminded of the tale of the scorpion and the frog. Adrastia was the scorpion, but she would only sting once she was safe and Harry wasn't fool enough ferry her across the river. Had he found a way to tie her fortunes irrevocably to his own, extending the metaphorical river indefinitely?

"Barely begun and things are already failing to go as planned." The ancient vampire snorted in amusement. "Typical."