chapter 32

"Alright, keep in mind that a long time ago, there were a lot more of you guys hanging around." Hanabi moved forward, her hips giving a rather over exaggerated swagger as she made her way towards him, "It was a place where little boys and big men existed, and more importantly…" Hanabi then reached forward and squeezed on his bulge, "There were big boys like these dangling from their crotch."

Naruto swatted her hand away, only causing the girl to smile and turn around. Unwittingly he found his eyes drawn to her tight ass as she walked towards one of the chairs of the infirmary and sat down.

"Now, there was a particular problem however, since you are only getting into the world of 'who's bits are different' I'll explain: women are the hole to the men's plug. We were made for each other, so naturally there is a lot about them that just sync up." She leaned forward with a solemn expression, "Now normally babies could be made from men and women, if they put plug A into hole B then repeat, you eventually get a baby. Unfortunately, women got too used to making girls…so eventually men died out and the last recorded one was the Shodaime Hokage, about a century ago."

She leaned back and carelessly put her feet up on the bed Hinata was seated on. "Now of course we managed to devise a solution besides simply tying men down and fucking them until they made us give birth. One of those was a special seal called the 'futa' seal, otherwise known as a 'fuck for a buck', to help with population problems. Each nation developed their own version, and managed to keep the population running." She shrugged. "Course, only ninja can make and use them, so whenever a normal family needed a child they would appeal to the local ones to help; futa seals are basically mass produced at this point.

"But do you know the sad thing? The really sad one, and not just losing our better halves, or losing casual fuckbuddies who can properly give you a hardass screw when you want it? It's the fact that the futa seals are made…wrong." She gave a pout that could be seen as adorable, yet on her own face it seemed more mocking than anything.

"One good pump and they blow, can't use them for as long as you want, most sexual experiences of a hot ass is just one meeting, hip-to-hip, and futa dongs don't feel anything. On the plus side, if your boobs are small, that usually means that the seal's gonna give you a big one hell of a tool…I learned from experience~" Hinata blushed horribly and turned away from the lascivious smile that appeared on her sister's face.

Naruto was looking terribly confused at this point, he did get it… yet, he never put much thought in him being different so it was all rather hard to process, Hanabi looked at his expression for a second.

"Yeah, I fucking stuck it in her backdoor, what about it?"

"NABI-CHAN!" Hinata shouted. It was the most aggressive and loud Naruto had ever heard her. He managed to work out what 'backdoor' meant rather quickly. With how sexually charged the conversation had been, it was like he was learning new and strange terms instantly without needing an explanation. It also managed to make his 'fuckmeat' ever so harder, to the point he could feel some fibers breaking a little from the pressure they were put under as it pulsated from his heartbeat.

"What's the matter?" Evidently the brunette had noticed, her teasing grin returning. "Am I stimulating you? You can take it off if it's too tight. We're all big kids here. Go on~ whip out that schlong, let it hang free! You know you want to~."

"Not so loud-ttebayo!" Naruto shouted back hypocritically, quickly moving to the door and looking up and down hall, "I may not know much about penises and everything, but my mama told me to keep it a secret for a long time, I don't need even more people finding out!"

Hanabi giggled. "Why not? If everyone knew about your cream-filled eclair, they'd be lining up to have a taste. I mean…isn't that already what you're doing with Uchiha and Inuzuka-chan~?" When Naruto paled, she laughed outright. "What, haven't you heard about the Byakugan? We can see long distances and through walls! Don't worry, I don't think anyone else watched your little sessions together…though we might've missed a few. Nee-san keeps getting horny partway through, and then I have to eat her out or her poor mind is gonna get trapped in the gutter. But then…you've already seen that for yourself, right~?"

Naruto was very aware of it actually; 'eating out' was what they'd done before, right? But wait, Hanabi had mentioned something about Hinata's 'first kiss,' so what… Wait, is she saying that Hinata-chan also likes watching me? The warning bells in his head were becoming clearer; in fact, they were telling him that he needed to leave, before he got wrapped up in something bad.

"Aww…did we frighten you?" Naruto's head snapped up to see Hanabi, having moved behind Hinata. Quick as a whip, she pulled up her sister's skirt and revealed what was underneath. "Look here~ it won't hurt you! She only wants to be watched~"