Consistent at Being Inconsistent

"The rumor that you sacrificed yourself to save the general has reached the neighboring villages."

"Huh?" Li Qiang lifted an eyebrow. "How was that possible?"

"Well… the bandits were cursing you for what you did." Dou Lin gave Li Qiang a glass of water. "The soldiers are saying you really love the general. The rumors that you actually beat Vice Commander Al and Jing were mixed in and now many soldiers are wondering what's going to happen. Are you going to become a vice commander too?"

"No need." Li Qiang said. "I don't need to become one."

"…"

"I just need to marry the general."

"You are crazy."

"And resilient. Don't you think so too Dou Lin?"

"Crazy resilient," Dou Lin rolled his eyes.