Battle of Gods? ...... More like a massacre

As I tease them, a thought plaques my mind. Why was I granted this busted wish? I know the answer to the question, but it looks too idiotic to be true.

So, apparently, every dragon is supposed to consult with the Dragon God Zalama before granting any wish. This was a rule he created while using/creating the super dragon balls. This was also due to the pact between zeno and zalama.

He was supposed to make sure, no wish ever harmed the things in the 'wider perspective'. Basically to make sure that no one can will be able to wish for things like, "Make me zeno", "Make me grand priest." "Make me the ruler of the multiverse", etc.

They would have been too stupid to allow these wishes to pass through. Plus, due to the fact that people can mold words conveniently to achieve the previous shown things was the fact that even after death, zalama continues limiting all the dragon's wishes.

Well, coming on to why I was granted these wishes. Basically, he thought that the wish I asked would kill me and it would have, if not for my adaption. Plus some more factors allowed the wish to pass through. Soo many of the reasons were too stupid to even bother with. One was, he was felling playful. One of the factors was that he didn't know about my past or anything about me due to my soul not coming in jurisdiction of this whole multiverse fiasco so he didn't know about my adaption and considered me as one of the more determined/foolish brats who exist across this multiverse.

So, after noticing I didn't die, he informed this to the angels. It was a grave sin to even have a universe worth of knowledge. Now imagine having hundreds of dead universe's worth of knowledge across the millenniums. Well, at least the knowledge from when the dragons started being a thing. Before that is completely blind for me.

(*Some gore in the next few paras.* read at your caution -)

I was thinking all this while hitting the flying champa in the face. His face distorted as he blasted back towards the others.

They started ganging up on me, while I said in a fake tone, "Aww, no fair. You old people wanna gang up on a kid like me? No fair!"

I said this while whipping them all with a whip I created with my god ki. I changed the nature of the ki from destruction to something else, as it would have no affect on these bunch.

They flew back due to the whiplash.

The small rat looking one squeaked and shouted, "Beerus! You said, he was an easy target if we didn't let him transform!"

Beerus barked back "He clearly doesn't look like the one I showed you, that means he has already transformed you idiot!"

I was looking at the interesting conversation while plucking a tusk out of the pink elephant look alike. He was shouting out loud in pain while I completely removed his tusk and skewered his left eye with it. He and others screamed while flying towards me in rage.

"I see, you lot have a bit of compassion for each other huh. I mean in reality, you all are co workers after all." I said this while ripping a hand out of the rat looking god. My other hand punches the black hairy one in the eyes, blinding it temporarily, enough for my other arm to gouge that hairy god's eyes out.

I laughed a bit while kicking the fox one in it's neck. It probably broke, but I didn't care enough to check it. I see champa and beerus trying to hit me in rage. They couldn't even touch me as I start to practice my instinctual reactions against them. Yeah, I was trying to practice ultra instinct.

"FROST!!" I hear as I turn around in time to intercept an axe of the dwarf looking god. I break the axe with one hand and use my massive mouth to bite his neck off.

Silence reigned in on the battlefield. They stared at the first dead god in shock and guilt. They felt like they should have done more or something along those lines.

The rat one shouted "WHY CAN'T WE USE KI !? IF I COULD,I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM IN A MINUTE!!"

"I mean you could have voiced that concern before I killed one of you." I said this while comprehending that my new technique worked like a charm. This was a technique created by a species from an erased universe. It was universe 23. This technique alone was enough for them to be a prey for the erasure magic of their 'God', Zeno.

I was able to create an anti magic and anti ki field. But, this also restricts my ki too. This was a restriction set up on the technique to even work. I could create another technique to nullify this restriction, but I didn't have enough time for that.

I removed the anti ki and magic field to allow them to use their proper moves. This was due to the my thirst for growing even stronger by adapting to their attacks and gaining a bit of practice on the newly focused technique - UI (Ultra instinct). I can skip the UI sign and directly go to normal. This is because I have enough strength, skill and knowledge to use it.

I dodge a few beams of ki from the mecha god of destruction alongside dodging various punches from all of my sides. Of course, I couldn't dodge all of them yet. They came from every direction after all.

I then closed my eyes and left my conscious brain. This was a skill I developed for this specific training in my time when I was in the void. My body slowly started adapting and became more skilled at dodging. I regained control when my body directly dodged each and every attack that was aimed at it.

This was also when the so called gods were starting to lose hope. They applied everything they could, yet they couldn't come close to finishing me off, while I was becoming stronger and more skillful.

I heard another desperate scream as I sensed the girl like god of destruction coming towards me with a ki scythe or something similar. I said "Well, I had my fun, now let's end this." I dodged the attack with the most precise movements and used my hands to rip her head off. I then blasted a pure ki blast at her, effectively disintegrated her body.

I sighed while teleporting and ripping out the mecha god's core and crushed it. I blasted him too.

There were screams of the god's everywhere as I went in again to kill the clown like god.

I dodged other god's desperate strikes as i pluck out his nose, fill it with ki and forcefully put it inside the clown's ears.

I teleport again and rip out the mouse's tail using the other two hands to crush his skull.

I teleport again and rip out one of beerus's rib and stab him in the head with it. I turn towards champa and directly rip off his body, gojo style.

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As I continued on my dance of certain death, my mind was at peace. It was as if I was dancing. I completed this whole shit show in less than 5 minutes.

The last one to go was beerus. He miraculously survived the strike and lived enough to see all his fellow god of destructions die. I took out another rib of his and pierced him again with it.

The angels witnessed all of this with calm gazes as if they couldn't care less. I could still feel their remorse through those eyes of theirs. I could understand their remorse. They can't fight me as it is against the rules set by their father, the grand priest. They will just get erased if they even try to pick a fight with me.

They slowly went in 'sleep' mode one by one. This was the case whenever their specific god of destruction was killed.

I materialized a chair and sat on it. Wondering, when I will confront Zeno. I am sure, grand priest will be seeing through everything happening in here. He will probably tell zeno, but he wouldn't care about it, now would he?

I mean he sat playing with planets while future trunk's whole timeline was destroyed.

Well, after killing all these gods, I have a good idea where I stand. If I go somewhere else right now, the time patrolers won't be able to catch me. Me being an anomaly does help sometimes.

"Now then, Where to go?"

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That is it for the chap.

I showed how his wish was possible and all that. Zalama is a notorious bastard to say the least.

Anyway, for those who didn't want to read the gore, all the gods are dead except those angels and zeno doesn't give a shit.

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