Americans and weapons, also farmers

Is it just me or does every american have atleast 1 illegal weapon in there house or just a shit ton of wrapons in general.

Now why am I asking this. I looked in my closet and around my room. Now why would my closet and room make me think of this? Well....

I have a 3 set of 4 inch pocket knives, a pocket karambit, a short dagger, a short sword, a samurai sword, and an Indian short war spear....

I like weapons okay. And my family has alot more, my brother has a claymor that was mine, my dad has a pistol, a rifle, a shotgun, and a sniper rifle. Oh and he also has a dagger thats so sharp it can slice paper cleanly in half.

Now, cutting paper.... How is that cool? well you see when you think paper what do you think, I think of a thin piece of something to write on. And thats why its so hard to cut.

Paper is thin, weak, and vert wavy. So when you glide a knife or weapon along paper, if it feels a bump or dullness, it will stop and buffer the cut, making it not straight, or will straight up crumple.

So yeah that weapon scary. Also I probably shouldnt have a literal spear in my closet, but eh. whatever.

I live in the country, what are the police going to do? Nothing. I havent a police office come near this part of my town in 2 years.

Never fuck with people that live in the deep country, in the yee yee. seriously, farmers are more dangerous than people who are in gangs. They may have a gang, and guns, but we have tractors, and we have 2x the amount of guns and bullets you do. Most people out here have big deadly dogs, like malamutes or Alaskan Sheep dogs.

Never. Fuck. With. Farmers.