I am in a constant state of wanting to die

I am in pain. Now you moght say

"How in the fuck dude? This is like the 13th time you've started a chapter qith you being in pain. but you see, its not the type you think. But you need context.

So this morning started off normal. I woke up, scratched my balls, diddled my fiddle. You know normal shit. Then me and my mom went to go get my new glasses.

They look sick.

Anyways, once we get back, I see 3 more cars than usual... It was my aunt, cousin, and my Yaya, and Papa.

It was my Yayas 50th year anniversary.

So what do you do? Hug them and sit out side with them untill you burn your skin because of you being a little white greek boy.

Then its the worst part, 6pm, tge reservation.

It was a amazing place called "Harmony, Japanese Steak House and Habachi."

So as a teenager who is infacuated with japanese culture and music, I obviously got the Japanese part.

1 order of Takoyaki, 1 order of Lobster Roll Shushi, and 1 order of Tonkatsu Ramen.

There were 3 balls of Takoyaki, 8 pieces of Sushi, and a pound of Ramen.

So you see. Thats why I am in pain. But thats not even the craziest thing that happened today. Our Habachi guy would usually wear a headband and a chefs hat.

Our guy wore a Hidden Leaf Naruto Headband with a yellow colored chefs hat. And the mf literally fist bumped me and pounded his heart when I said I liked his headband.

I fucking loved that man. I am usually into women and Femboys. But I would have married that man if I could.

So now here I am. Constipated after eating every ounce of food, and drinking my entire ramen bowl.

Was it worth it?

Yes.

Was it worth it?

No.

Pain