HOHB - a date with misfortune...

Chapter #2

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"..."

*SNAP!*

"Ugh, What a lovely way to wake up, a beaming headache sure does soothe my mind right about now."

"Huh?... Wait a minute, what is this heavenly tenderness that probes on the back of my neck? Am I in heaven?"

"Nope. Pretty sure that would be my lap your referring to." A high pitch voice giggles.

"Huh! who the hell are you?"

" I'm Arta Price. But you can call me Art, that's what my friends dubbed me." Art replies in a lively tone.

"Damien, If I do say so, you have quite the intriguing body. I was fascinated by the mere touch of it, especially what's inside." Art indicates aptly.

"....huh. Are you a pervert? I'm still a virgin so you might have to lea-."

"NOO!" Art blushes in humiliation.

"Damien, I was wondering." Art ponders.

"Yeah, what's up?"

"Your Yex, it's bizarre. It's not like you don't have any, that would be scientifically impossible. It's more likely your Yex is in the wrong place, or more probable somebody forcibly moved it someplace else." Art remarks in a testing tone.

"I'm not sure what you're trying to imply Art. But my Yex is below average, that's what my doctor stated at least. And frankly, I really should be heading home soon, my old man will kill me if I'm home any later."

"Oh. And thanks for the help, I probably would have died of embarrassment, if anyone else arrived before you, so thanks for that."

*45 minutes later*

"Pop's, I'm home! And I think it's about time we have a deep and thorough conversation, about answering the phone."

"Damien, come sit down." Damien's father expresses with a sharp demeanor.