Growing up
Being a one-year-old has been an embarrassing, disgusting, and recently sad experience. At first, the matron was nice and I had a rep of 223 with her. Being a baby is a cheat and I managed to unlock the relationship menu replacing rep. The affection meter goes from 1-100 and any person that reaches a hundred will be willing to do anything for me. The only problem with this is that I'm no psychopath and would eventually feel something for the other party so I can't exactly take full advantage of it.
(0 means stranger, 1 to 10 are acquaintance, 11 to 20 mean they like you, 21 to 50 mean friends, 51 to 70 are good friends for guys or have a crush on you for girls, 71 to 99 means best friends for guys or love for girls, and 100 means they are brothers in all but blood for guys or they consider you their soulmate and will only love you for girls. -1 to -10 means they are wary of me, -11 to -20 means they dislike me, -21 to -50 means hate, -51 to -70 means enemies, -71 to -99 means they want to kill you, and -100 means they won't rest until you or they are dead.)
Then one day around the 8th month that relationship value dropped from 26 and started staggering between -20 and -60. I even got a quest reward from the system.
Hidden Quest gain an enemy(Completed)
Get a relation of -51 with someone.
Reward: Killing Intent sensing Lvl 1: 0.00%, Killing intent resistance Lvl 2: 69.57%
About an hour later that had gone up to levels 9 and 10 respectively, and was steadily gaining exp. There have even been 5 attempts at killing me by some mob genins with bloodstains around my room (more like the attic) all that remains of them. I mean damn it Danzo couldn't you have waited till I at least started to make 'friends.' I could have increased my charisma and gained one or two minions to do some grunt work for me while I was at it.
After the Matron found out about my furry resident she was rather cold towards me. She would take her time to help me if I needed food or a diaper change. I started to smell a lot and everywhere on my lower body became rather itchy. But on the day I turned 1 I gained my first surprise came.
Status
Name: Naruto Uzumaki
Job/Class: Jobless
Affiliation: Konoha
Level: 1 Next Level: 0/50
HP: 2000/2000
CP: 3300(locked)/3300
CP Control: 0/100
STR: 5(+3)
VIT: 20(+10)
END: 16(+10)
DEX: 4(+2)
INT: 13
WIS: 8
CHA: 11(+2)
LUK:?
Specialization: N/A
Attribute points: 5
Money: 0 Ryo
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This tells me that I can level up, workout, or gain stats by growing older at least for a while. Maybe it'll stop at the age of 27 but that is debatable. I still need to unlock my chakra though.
Quest Get injured
Reward: Chakra Unlocked
Time: indefinite
At the age of 1 and 3 months, I was able to master my basic needs and walk around without supervision. The matron without any hesitation would kick me out as soon as I had eaten breakfast. The first few days were filled with drunk civvies chasing me around and then mysteriously disappearing for the evening only to turn up beaten half to death in Konoha Hospital. Sadly after that everyone else got the message to not fuck with the new 'Kyubi' or 'demon' cause it can beat them up. With the green dot still around I had no hope of getting injured without stabbing myself with a knife. I don't want to be taken to the Yamanaka's for therapy/brainwashing sessions.
It took a drunk about a week to finally throw something (a bottle) at me. Thankfully the green dot wasn't around that day and...
-200 hp
I finally managed to fulfill the quest objective but I still want to beat up the drunk so I memorized his face for later. I felt two temperatures a small sliver of acid above a nice warm stream in my body. The two chakras that seemed to be lazily moving about jumped into action. The ground cracked underneath my feet and my insides felt like they were burning. The small sliver of chakra began to rampage and became even thicker with more on the way. Everyone around me looked on in fear before everything went black.
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I was taken to the hospital where I was diagnosed with bruised chakra coils and simple exhaustion. The hospital staff gave me a lecture to not try anything like hand signs and whatnot without training because a few people lost limbs or killed themselves on accident like that. Thankfully I didn't have to deal with the manipulative Hokage since he hasn't made his kind old man intro just yet. I went back to the orphanage and slept like a log.
Afterward, I began hunting food out in the forest always making sure to stay near the green dot that is with me most days only switching out with a yellow one occasionally. I have been learning to survive out in the forest gaining and leveling multiple skills such as [Scavenger Lvl 3], [Herbologist Lvl 5], [Cooking Lvl 11], [Camping Lvl 10], [Crafting Lvl 5], and [Observe Lvl 5] for my miniature house. When the green dot was around though I would always find all the stuff I needed without searching because of a 'nice old man' that looks exactly like Hiruzen. I was thankful for the effort but that severely cut down on my experience gains for scavenger.
I know that it's Kakashi cause I used [Observe] on him once. The annoying part about my map ability is that even though it allows me to see someone is nearby and if they're friend or foe. I cannot see the names of the individuals though that may be because I haven't managed to awaken Kagura's Minds Eye yet.
I have tried everything from meditating which was unsuccessful with my extreme Yang energy to mimicking comic superheroes and fanfics. I still have not managed to unlock my mind's eye. So I decided to lightly train my body with a lowered Saitama workout that I increase every other week. Now people might think that I am wasting the system that was given to me but honestly I'm afraid of being seen as abnormal. Because while the system will allow me infinite growth I can not catch Danzo's attention more than I already have as the Jinchuriki. While Uzumaki's have some extreme stamina they can not improve leaps and bounds without stunting their growth in some way.
At the age of 3 Hiruzen finally came when I was fishing one day though I never had the patience to do it until I died. I received a sudden ping on my map with a yellow dot moving towards the other yellow dot. They stayed there for about a half-minute before one left farther off and the other began to approach me only to stop at my camping spot. I finished my fishing knowing that I couldn't do anything and would need some excuses to start full-on training with my extra knowledge.
I walked into the camp and started up the fire before I got to gutting and skinning the fish. When I finally put it over the fire and let the smell waft out a little Hiruzen decided to make his entrance.
"Ahhh do you mind sharing a little with an old man Naruto?"
"Sure you can have one?" I said as he sat himself down. He took one from the pile and honestly speaking that Lvl 11 in cooking made me decent enough not to burn food and add the correct spices. So all in all a decent meal but nothing you would want to try again.
We sit there in companionable silence. I have nothing to really talk about and even before this unless the subject was interesting then I had trouble staying in a conversation. Especially nowadays with a good number of things not existing here. I have had to restrain my vocabulary to age-appropriate stuff.
We stayed there talking about the weather and how beautiful the village is. Throughout it all, he was assessing me to check for anything. His affection bar rose to 14 making me officially liked and rose by a point when I mentioned wanting a friend.
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Time passed I was 5 and the I had raised my affection points with Hiruzen to 25 though it did decrease a little when I started calling him Grandpa.
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Naruto's Current Skills:
[Scavenger Lvl 3]
You can more easily find edible plants and animals.
[Herbologist Lvl 5]
You can differentiate poisonous, Non-edible, and edible plants.
[Cooking Lvl 11]
You can be considered an amateur chef with a very limited repertoire though you have the instincts to make a decent dish with enough materials.
[Camping Lvl 10]
You are better at choosing camping locations and setting up tents. If you really needed that explanation then you are a disappointment.
[Crafting Lvl 5]
You can make crude but basic structures.
[Observe Lvl 5]
Allows you to see people's names, allegiances, affection, health, and strongest attribute.
Killing Intent sensing Lvl 13
Do I really need to explain this?
Killing intent resistance Lvl 15
Makes it easier to bear Killing intent and if high enough leveled ignores it completely.
Running Lvl 5
You can run faster. Gives a 20% boost. Cost 150 CP/min
Parkour Lvl 8
Provides corrections to technique for better movement.
Throwing Lvl 13
Your throws have 65% accuracy on unmoving objects and 35% accuracy on moving objects.