CHAPTER 40: 3RD LEG OF UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE KNOCKOUT STAGE???? NEVER!!!!!

A: "Barcelona 6-1 PSG! It's 6-5 for Barcelona on aggregate! Barcelona are through to the quarter finals!"

B: "Wait! There is a third leg!"

A: "When is it?"

B: "32nd of March 2017!"

A: "There is no day 32 in March!"