*AHHHNNNN*

Hey guys almost at the time skip, just getting his power base down, his house, goons, food stuffs, some world building and getting a feel for his general attitude with life, just getting a little more time in before beldum is born

It's going to time skip to 13 years old for a little bit for some issues for a few chapters with some flash back, and couple new mons, then a time skip to 14

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I really lucked out with Herman, it's been a couple days since he moved in and he really got stuck into his work, gardens out the back are still bare, but he did bring a lot of his plants from home, dug them out and transplanted them here.

Got some decent spices now, haven't cooked yet, still eating shit food, mainly because I'm still waiting on my peanut oil to settle which it will be for tonight's meal, I want my first decent meal in this life to be my favourite meal in my last life….

Chicken schnitzel, or farfetch'd schnitzel to be precise, got everything I need and the kitchen prepared, schnitzel and mashed potato, so psyched, I had bob whip up a churn and made the servants do the churning, turns out I can use the miltank milk from my free Pokémon food to make it, and the butter was….amazing feels like a light word but... it's amazing

Even found thistle in Herman's goods, so I can make cheese….

But back to it, Herman working like a champ, bobs working on the new little house for Herman, I say little but it's a 2 bedroom brick house I drew up with running water, no hot water though, got pops servants working on the non herb gardens, the place looks choice.

Me?, for the last 2 days been playing with houndour, teaching him fetch, he's way smarter then normal dogs so it felt it might be degrading to him, but he's having a ball running around…..

Magikarp has been training his ass off,with assistance from azumarill, he's just been doing laps of the lake with bigger holders tied to him, he's 3 feet tall now, almost my height.

Lucky I'm some aura god or whatever I am now otherwise the fishman special wouldn't be an option, I'm 4 with the strength of a near full grown man, so we go into the woods and cause some havoc once a day, he loves it, I also ended making his lotion for his scales, he wasn't irritated by it before but I could see he was starting to get snappy due to being uncomfortable

Well as I threw a stick away for the now almost running properly running houndour, I see Hermans sunflora walking past and I think of something…. Might as well try it

I call him over and he makes his way over to me with a smile, he seems to like it here, and sunflora actually help plants grow when they're around….

I want to try a potential increasing item, but I don't want to test it on azumarill in case something goes wrong so, Herman's flower it is….

I don't know what to give him so I think of the best possible potential increasing item appearing in my hand, and it's just suddenly there, a green orb the size of a tennis ball….

I look at it, feels like a regular glass ball but shinier and warm, and I turn to look at the flower and... if flowers could have boners, he'd have a rager right now..

He's literally drooling looking at it, and I'm sure he would jump me if magikarp and houndour weren't close by, looking kinda crazy.

Gideon" you want this?"

He almost nods his own head/flower off his body, and with his hands out

So I toss it to him, I don't wanna get to close, don't know what might happen, and as he takes it he shoves it in his mouth, his pupils dilate and and looks like he's having an epileptic fit, and falls on its back

Gideon" fuck I killled Herman's plant!!"

Not a great way to start out working relationship, but spilt milk I guess, that was until I looked down at its face.... if it had a boner before….there would be plant jizz everywhere right now….

I back away and check out his potential again...it's green...….it was red...….

Holy fuck, if that's how it works, thats broken….. I have one more item left to use this week, and it should reset tomorrow, so I think the same thing but for azumarill, and call her over….

Same thing ...drooling, but didn't attack which is good, she seems to see me as important, I hand it over , straight into the mouth it goes…..dilated pupils, a small epileptic fit into falling back into orgasm face...

I don't like feeding Pokémon these, like at all…. I'm going to make other people do it, I don't want to see this….

She went from yellow to blue….. fuck that's sooooo broken, basically I can make royal ranked talent Pokémon whenever I want.

Well…works for me, now if want more mons I don't have to scour the earth looking for the right talent, any will do, I can just juice em up, niosssseeeeee...

Well that's that, not ganna tell Herman I experimented on his plant, just going to leave it here on the ground...it's to head inside and start dinner anyways.

Again the servants almost feint at the thought of me cooking my own food, but I told them I'll cook for all of us tonight and that I gotta teach people how to do it like I do, from what I understand, the foodgasm part comes from aura, so y have to get a cook with aura.

But I'm pretty sure I can unlock peoples aura, some maid twisted her ankle today and I gave her a hand and just pumped a fuck load of aura into her, and I think it might have kick started hers, food for thought, if it's right though, both a blessing and a curse, blessing in I can have actually good goons, and the curse would be some cliche shit, the kungfoo canine keepers will think what ever is happening belongs to them, but not ganna let a little cult stop me from living life though.

So I get started on cooking, boiling, crumbing, seasoning, frying like a tiny Gordon Ramsay had the grace of a gazelle, I'm assuming there is a gazelle like Pokémon but I can't think of it, the kitchen was where I was at home now… as I said always liked cooking, the clean up was the problem, but see, I got me some servants now so, I can make as much mess as I want….

Anyway, the smell, oh arceus the smell.... It's like heaven has descended and has graced our nostrils with its presence.

I say "our" because everyone, and I mean every single servant and Herman has rocked up and are just watching me cook, I'm cooking large quantities so everyone can eat but, everyone is in a trance.

Well let's get it served up, I finish and the servants help me plate it all, everyone is sitting around the kitchen island or standing near a bench

Gideon " well everyone take a bite and tell me what you think"

Everyone takes a bite at once and…..

*AAAHHHHNNNNNNN*

Fucking gross!!!, the men made the sound as well, the bunch of losers couldn't even handle a dish as simple as schnitzel….and they call themselves men….

When I take a bite

*AHHNNNN*

Fuck....