I wake up in the morning with a little dread, I REAAALLLY didn't want to do this, being able to have some battles with shuckle is the only reason it's even slightly tolerable, now I don't just hate nobles because their nobles, no no, it's just basically every other noble I've met so far besides pops and Kane, are absolute wankers, and the second they find out I have a commoner mother, it goes from wankers to total cunts
It's a mandatory thing for nobles to attend this academy, honestly the only reason I don't just ignore it all and stay on little town is because one day one of my brothers IS going to take over pops seat, and they would make life miserable, I mean yes I could just have gengar poison them In their sleep but pops would know.
I was a grown man before I came here, but that doesn't take away the fact pops has looked after me the best he can, and you gotta respect that, the whole abuse thing was kinda negligent, but it was more trusting his own family and the "old" me not speaking up
But I don't want to just kill his sons, that would break his heart, and I'm not saying I won't kill them, it's just a last resort, but their extended family, like the lurrest and orneal family's are under no such protections, when and I say when and not if, they try to come and flex on me, ima flex back hard.
And I would put money on my brothers talking mad shit while they have been here, Richard is on his last year, and Kyle is on his forth year here, I could see them gathering "allies" and trying to pull Some kind of little power plays thinking I'm somehow less powerful then at home..
For years, they start trouble, get the everlasting shit beat out of them, run to mummy and lick their wounds while those snakes they call mothers again boost their egos with bullshit talk of noble blood.
AND ineeta gold has made a few nobles "unhappy" by making gold and they not getting a share, they tried a few times to strong arm their way in, but my goons ain't no bitches and took em out, I gave them a no evidence no, no survivors policy, some nobles tried to complain, but it amounted to nothing
I dare say they might pull some shit now I'm not in the storm lands, and again I live by a flex for a flex, I have 5 champion level Pokémon backing me up….. both bellossom and Rhyperior are just king, but kings are still not to be fucked with.
And I can also see myself getting into strife with the karate dog lads, being all servants being with me being aura users, they like to have monopoly of people with aura….
And this is why I don't want to get out of bed, but alas, get out of bed I do, and as I do, houndoom raises his head from next to my bed where he sleeps to look at me, so I pat him and jump out bed, heading to the shower.
I shower and go to choose my clothes for the day, it's a sunny day with a warm, close to a hot feel to it, so I'm feeling some khaki shorts and a black t, will do just fine, not fancy but looks respectable enough while being comfortable.
I grab some breakfast, ball the mons, chuck on some thongs and I'm out the door, ready for the cliche conflict filled first day.
It's about a 20 minute walk to school, it's easy to navigate through the crowd, being over a head taller than everybody, even at 15 I'm massive…
No issues on the way to school, but I did feel some eyes on me with a less than friendly feeling to them, aura has a lot of uses, like getting vibes from people, to knowing when you're being watched, a neat little trick
And as I get to the gate, the guards stop me and ask who I am, i guess it's due to my clothes, i let them know Im a new student, they also ask about me not wearing a standard uniform, and I let them know it's not mandatory, I think even they were surprised at that, they ended up doing a couple checks and eventually they let me pass, the academy is pretty big, more like a castle really, made out of grey stones, not to much piss and shit in the air, which is nice…., there are multiple buildings of the same stone, and I see they had a few battling fields spread across the place.
I wouldn't call the buildings majestic....impressive I guess, but a very somber feel to them, and I see they have adopted glass windows, good for them…
As I walk through the place I see a couple early morning battles going on, low level stuff, just a buizel and murkrow having a little scuffle, they look young, and one thing I have noticed about "trained" Pokémon is they take attacks head on unless instructed otherwise…..
I made sure to train that out of my crew real fast, but as I watch the little scuffle, I notice about 7 people walking up behind me with 2 familiar people leading them...:
Here it is....the cliche shit talking before school starts my brothers have planned, with their little flying monkeys..
Richard " well well well, look who we have here gentlemen, it's my little brother, son of a commoner who likes to call himself a noble"
Gideon " hey little man, it's been awhile, did you come here to get your ass beat? Because it's kinda early and I need to find the place where first years are supposed to be"
Richard " we aren't in the storm territory anymore commoner filth, you don't have fathers protection here, and there are different rules here"
He said with a smug grin, and I couldn't help but he shocked at the level of stupidity of my "big" brother, yeah I get the different rules part, but fathers protection? Ever since I woke up, it's been them who needed protection from me...and I have gotten my revenge a few times over throughout the years…..
Gideon " I think you're misunderstanding something dear brother.... Which I will clarify in a second but let me speak to your little troop of tag alongs here for a sec"
I can see Kyle and the nobles look confused as I look at them, Kyle over the years...I won't say mellowed out, but has become more cautious of trying to fuck with me, but he still follows Richard like a good little puppy, who I'm sure he plans to assassinate one day.
Gideon " Kyle good to see ya as well, but as for the rest of you I have a little something to let you know…..I'm guessing Richard and Kyle here, Have known you for years, and during those years they have heaped a whole load of shit on me, and I'm also guessing they have told you stories about me, which I'm positive they would have to have changed around for you to be standing here with those smug faces….."
Their faces while still smug, lost the smiles and I'm betting they are starting to figure out this may not go as planned, the plan I'm assuming was to call me commoner filth and take pot shots at me for random shit sad then brag about how noble they are as ride off into the sunset.
Gideon " and if I was a betting man, I'd also put my money on Richard and Kyle here not telling you how most of those stories truely ended, and now they brought you here as a small form of protection assuming I wouldn't be my normal self in front of you fine gents, and I can confidently say he has assumed wrong"
By this point Richards face is a mixture of rage and fear, rage of how I made him look like a bitch, and fear of what I'm going to do next.
Gideon " now I'm not going to claim what I'm about to do it righteous and that I'm in the right, some people would even call it a dick move, and I would agree….. if I had to describe myself in a few words the word asshole would probably be amongst those few words, but what I'm about to do also sends a message, one that I'm going to have my older brothers and you little peons send for me..."
I take out a pokeball and hit the release and a huge houndoom appears in a flash…. Much to the horror of my brothers and his little minions…they seem are to afraid to move.
Gideon " now strip down"
Richard " YOU CANT JUST!!!…."
Before he can finish houndoom was already in front of him looming over him with an intense growl, drool and flames coming from his exposed fangs, and madness in his eyes that was begging him to say it again…
Richard seemed to get the message along with the rest of the noble pricks and they proceed to start "trying" to take their clothes off with a whimper.
I wait for about a minute before I realise they are taking to long and take out another ball and release bellossom
Gideon " I swear there isn't a bus short enough for cunts like you, bell, remove their clothes...and no "accidental" flesh wounds either, I mean it"
Even I'm not dumb enough to just main noble students in an academy like this...but some humiliation? Yeah I'll take that chance.
A quick few razor leafs later, and we have my brothers and their little friends bare as they day they were born, covering their privates with their hands, looking at me in fear...not the anime fear with those fake tears, real, this mother fucker will kill me fear….
Me " a hundred should do…."
And before ask what I mean, i turn to houndoom and let him know was I point to a large empty field.
Gideon " houndoom, I want them to run a hundred laps around that field, use your tail for motivation, but don't draw blood"
Houndoom suddenly flicks his tail with a *whip crack* across Richards ass, and with a yelp he starts running and the others follow quietly..
By now I've drown quiet a crowd, but no one has said anything in I can only assume is fear that I would make them join.
So I find a nice tree in view of the field and pull up a nice little spot, and bell starts rolling me a nice big blunt to help me pass the time as I watch the noble twats run and shed tears.
I doubt they would forget todays lesson, and from the way the crowd looks at me, I reckon people who come looking for trouble will either not know of this event, or feel they are prepared to take me head on regardless.
I know this is going to create another shit storm, but I'm not going to live my life walking on eggshells for some overconfident nit wits to just walk all over me, besides I already have 3 shit storms brewing, what's another one?
So I lean back on the tree with one hand behind my head as I watch the new nudist track team get some practice in, bell lights my blunt and sits in my lap and watches it all with a grin, and I think ' it's pretty much how I assumed my first day would go'
What I didn't notice at the time was a silver haired, green eyed kid in the crowd looking at me with sparkles in his eyes…..