Overlord of Konoha: Naruto's evil game
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Overlord or the following tales that are shown in this tale.
A/N: Rest assure this is NOT a rewrite of the Maelstrom Overlord, this crossover has a total different plot.
"Speaking"
"Hologram speaking"
Thought
"Demon/Overlord Talking"
(Flashback)
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Chapter 3
Dark Tower: Gardens
The next morning passes, Naruto resumes his training in the Tower Gardens that was renovated from yesterday's damage. He sits peacefully on the stone bench in a meditated pose, beneath the twisted evil tree, channelling a mixture of his and Juubi's chakra to form a small number of gudodamas orbiting above him and using the Jester as target practice. However, while he meditates, he is currently deep within his subconscious doing another form of training. Playing a minigame called "Juubi's Shinobi Execution" for hours, replaying the game repeatedly, improving his score ever since.
Grumble
As time pass by for our young Overlord, suddenly his stomach growls and this caused his concentration to dwindle. He slowly regains consciousness and stands u0p, deciding to have breakfast...at Ichiraku's, again.
"Still not enough" said Naruto stretching his arms while a message box revealing the latest score on Juubi's minigame.
Score: 20'450
"But at least I'm making progress, no matter how slow" said Naruto wiping his brow. "I need to get stronger, there must be some quicker way. I'll go check my Quest list."
Naruto opens his main menu and activates his Quest box to check his guest list and see if there is anything to help him speed up the progress. Especially when the academy enlistment is around the corner.
"Let's see" said Naruto scrolling on his incomplete guests and side quests. "No, that's not until noon…. That, I can do at night if Itachi and Kawauso don't interfere. Ah ha! Of course!"
Naruto selected a side quest.
BANE OF FARMERS
1. Slaughter 500 Sheep (24/500)
2. Squash 1000 Pumpkins (37/1000)
3. Burn down 50 wheat fields (1/50)
4. Destroy 25 Silos (1/25)
5. Raid 30 Barns (1/30)
6. Knock down 30 Scarecrows (0/30)
Winning Conditions: 1000 exp.
"Also, I need to find out more on the Reds whereabouts" said Naruto as he selects another quest.
Quest: Red Madness!
• Find more info involving the Red Minions
• Locate Red Hive
Winning Conditions: Minion Control: Reds, Minions: Red
Fail Conditions: None
"Some Grinding will do me some good," said Naruto "and I it helps to get a breather away from this pitiful village." Said Naruto slowly leaving the gardens. "Gnarl, come here!"
"Coming, sire" said the old minion master as he arrives at the gardens to answer his master's call. "Yes sire?"
"I'll be leaving Konoha for a while to take a break out" said Naruto "but first I need to have breakfast, so I'll be a Ichiraku's if you need me."
"Again? Sire if I may" said Gnarl sweatdropping "But having Ramen all the time isn't healthy, you need to have a balanced diet."
"Sure, good idea Gnarl" said Naruto with sarcasm. "I'll just go other cafes and restaurants and then get booted out because they don't sell their produce to demons!"
"Oh, right" said Gnarl awkwardly as he forgotten that Konoha hated Naruto. "I forgotten about it."
"The only reason I go to Ichiraku Ramen is because it's the ONLY place they serve food to me" said Naruto, "Not that it's a bad thing, and you do have a point. What else can I do?"
"Well we could reclaim the Reds and put them to work in the kitchens" said Gnarl "There has been mentioning of them from the fire survivors."
"But only the Hokage and the Daimyo know where they are." Said Naruto "Are you suggesting that I break in the Hokage Tower?"
"Yeah, I am" said Gnarl
"Oh, ok" said Naruto "But the Hokage Tower has high security. I won't be easy."
Naruto is true about the Hokage Tower. Before he even "Started the Game", Naruto remembered how he was tricked in stealing the Scroll of Seals in the Hokage Tower's main archives, the most secure section of the building. He got lucky by using the "Sexy Jutsu" on the old Hokage, the old pervert was knocked out by it…rather embarrassing to be honest. But Naruto knew that infiltration in the Hokage Tower will not be easy, since it will be primed with security seals, on-duty ANBU and even the Hokage doing paperwork he'll need to catch up on.
"it's risky, but I think I think a visit to Oji-san would be nice first" said Naruto. He still has some high regards on the Old Hokage. Taking care of the boy as much as he can, as well as assigning a few ANBU he trusted to keep an eye on the blonde and defend him from serious harm. "He must be worried to death right about now."
Hokage Tower: Hokage's Office
Hiruzen Sarutobi is facing the dreaded foe that humanity had tried and failed to conquer, the massive pile of paperwork. He grumbles as he writes and stamps every document as fast as he can.
"Damn all this paperwork, I should be sleeping tonight, but no I need all this done in the morning" said Sarutobi "I swear that the paper keeps growing more and more. If only I can…oh I don't know, find a way to duplicate myself to hasten my work?"
RING
Sarutobi sighed when his telephone suddenly rings, he is a bit frustrated over the paperwork that he starts answering it aggressively.
"WHAT, I'M VERY BUSY!"
"Hokage-sama, you have a visitor but I told "him" that you're busy" said the secretary.
Outside the Hokage's Office, the secretary is trying not to show hatred at who is visiting the Hokage, but Naruto is no fool as he used Observe on the Secretary.
Mrs. Deagle the Secretary
Bio: Just a spiteful old bitch who was the Hokage's secretary for 30 years. She hates Naruto, widowed during the Kyuubi attack. Nothing else to say in the matter.
Relationship: Hate
"Hang on, I think I can spare a few minutes" said Sarutobi as he believes who is paying a visit. "Please let him in."
"S-Sure" said the Mrs. Deagle reluctantly while gritting her teeth while painfully smiling at Naruto, "The Hokage will see you now."
"Why thank you so much" said Naruto's voice in a mock polite tone and with a smug grin. "Have a nice day"
Naruto enters the Hokage Office, the Hokage saw Naruto come in and smiles happily at him.
"Oh hello, Naruto" said Sarutobi "I haven't see you for quite a while, and there hasn't been much ruckus coming from outside to know you're up to no good."
Naruto laughs sheepishly at the Hokage when he was referencing pranks and mischief he's been doing around at Konoha's civilian district.
"Er yeah, he he…" said Naruto rubbing his scalp in embarrassment. "Well I decided to cut low on the pranks and do some ninja training."
"Oh, so you're thinking of enrolling in the academy?" said Sarutobi.
"Uh huh, I can't be Hokage if I don't become a ninja" said Naruto, deep inside he is cringing horribly at this façade he's in. But he needs to suck it up and tolerate the lie. "So I have to get in shape and be ready, Dattebayo!"
Sarutobi chuckles at Naruto's enthusiasm and determination.
"Well I hope you have time to join me in a lunch break" said Sarutobi slowly standing up from his desk and putting on his hat. "Is Ramen ok? My treat"
"Sure" said Naruto brightly at that rhetorical question, Naruto is quite the sucker when it comes to Ramen.
Sarutobi chuckled and starts calling his secretary with his phone.
"I'm taking my lunch break, Mrs. Deagle said Sarutobi "I'll be back in an hour"
"Hai, Hokage-san" said Mrs. Deagle responding from the phone. "I'll just let the De…delightful boy out and…"
"That won't be necessary," said Sarutobi "He'll be joining me for lunch."
"WHAT…a wonderful idea" said the Secretary, shocked at the news but hid it quickly to save herself the trouble. But Sarutobi isn't fooled but decided to let it slide for once.
"While I'm away, make sure you file up the sighed documents in the archive room" said Sarutobi.
"Hai, Hokage-sama"said Mrs. Deagle
Sarutobi hangs up and starts leaving the office, Naruto joins him. The Secretary isn't happy at the fact that the Hokage is with the "Demon" in his lunch break. Naruto noticed the hidden frown and sneaked a cheek smirk and quickly stuck his tongue out at the bitch. The secretary is fuming at this but tries not to let it get to her and returns to work.
"We need to kill that demon," said the secretary quietly to herself. "Can't Hokage-sama see what he's doing to him. Can't he see what he really is?"
Unfortunately for the bit…er I mean clueless secretary; her questions are heard on deaf ears. Only her remains in the Tower as the ANBU hidden in the shadows are dismissed the moment the Hokage is on a lunch break.
"Of course, no one's here to listen" said the secretary to herself, rolling her eyes and scowling in annoyance. "I might as well finish up and take my lunch break"
Meanwhile with Naruto
Naruto and Sarutobi are enjoying their little stroll in Konoha's civilian district on their way to Ichiraku Ramen. Naruto just simply ignores the hateful but hidden glares as it's just a normal day in Konoha, if you call getting constant spite "normal".
It only took 15 minutes for them to reach Ichiraku Ramen, Sarutobi may be one of Konoha's strongest ninjas in his time, but old age is treacherous to the body and it does slow him down.
"Damn, I'm not as spry as I used to" said Sarutobi as he took his seat while Naruto take his. "Listen Naruto, whatever you do, don't grow old."
"Oh, don't worry, he won't" said the Juubi within Naruto's mind, luckily the Hokage isn't telepathic as its voice is only heard by Naruto.
"Welcome to Ichiraku Ramen, Hokage-sama" said Teuchi welcoming Sarutobi, but also gave Naruto the warm welcome too. "What can I get you?"
"I'll just have one bowl of chicken Ramen, Teuchi" said Sarutobi
"The usual, please" said Naruto
"coming right up" said Teuchi preparing to cook.
While they wait for their food, Sarutobi decides to talk with Naruto to pass the time, also to check on the boy since he hasn't seen in a while when he was distracted by the insane quantities of paperwork.
"Has the village been troubling you, Naruto" said Sarutobi with concern.
"Just the usual, but it's getting old" said Naruto in a passive tone. Naruto knew that the Hokage is checking up on him, and he appreciates it, but it quite futile since the hatred for him is strong, like a poison slowly eating away. "All I can do is survive and stay strong, especially in this dangerous place I call home."
Sarutobi frowned sadly at this. He's relieved that Naruto is physically fine, but mentally and emotionally he is scarred and attacked by the discrimination of the villagers and most of the shinobi of Konoha. And with reason, which the Hokage hoped Naruto would never discover or it will destroy him, mentally, emotionally AND physically.
Oh boy, he is wrong. Naruto already knew and it did the opposite. It made him strong, filled him with hope, determination and new found strength, unfortunately it wouldn't do Konoha any favours since Naruto is the unknown threat of the village, and eventually the world.
"I wish I could do more to keep you safe, Naruto" said Sarutobi feeling a bit guilty for not doing much. "Honestly, I do. But there are things beyond my power to do so."
"Like telling who my parents are?" said Naruto
Sarutobi flinched at that and sighed, but Naruto shook his head.
"I understand why you can't tell me, Jiji" said Naruto "I bet my parents were awesome ninja, and awesome ninja tend to make loads of enemies."
"You're right, Naruto-kun" said Sarutobi.
"But at least tell me this, did they love me?" said Naruto
"Hai" said Sarutobi immediately. "Your father died to keep you safe. He was a brave, noble man, and would make a great father if that incident didn't happen."
"And what about my mother?" said Naruto
"Her too, she was hysteric of being a mother, but Kami and fate is cruel as she never survived either childbirth or the Kyuubi's attack." Said Sarutobi. "But I can tell you this, you inherit her love of pranks, determination, wild personality and love for Ramen."
Naruto smiles at this, despite feels at ease of hearing the Hokage's words, even though he didn't tell him everything about them.
Encyclopaedia Updated
Naruto's father
Naruto's mother
Naruto raised his brow slightly as the message box appeared before his eyes, but then his bowl of ramen is ready and paid more attention on that instead.
"ah, finally" said Ramen as he pulls out a pair of chopsticks. "It may not be sardine riceballs, but Ramen is good too."
The 2 prayed out "Itadakimasu" and starts eating their bowl of ramen. While Naruto chows down, a message box appeared with the following message:
Gnarl has obtained S-Rank Mission Report: Oct 4, 2nd Shinobi Year 15 (3 years before Kyuubi attack)
Gnarl obtains S-Rank Medical report: Patient #007310
Mission completed:
Exp: 500
Naruto hid an evil grin as this diversion on the Hokage worked.
Datterbayo thought Naruto in victory.
Hokage Tower: Minutes ago
Mrs. Deagle continues her paperwork, quickly as she can so she can file it in the archives room. She takes her job very serious and always make sure the Hokage does his job and take it serious. A strict, stern but nasty witch of a woman is unpopular to children, be they from civilian families and/or famed ninja clans. And Naruto is right on top on her hated list, not just for being a jinchuriki of the "Kyuubi" but he has been pulling mischievous tricks and pranks on her from the time when he can walk and talk.
"Grr, every time I see that demon brat, it boils by blood in hate. And the doctor warned me not to get riled up or my blood pressure will go up." Said Mrs. Deagle trying not to stress out. "No matter, hopefully that brat gets what's coming to him. I dread to think of him being a ninja, hope he doesn't."
She goes on with her work until it finishes. And as she finishes, she organises it in files and prepares to store them in the archives.
"Finally, it's all done" said Mrs. Deagle standing up from her desk and heading to the archives room.
Archives Room
The Archives Room is deep below the Hokage Tower, vast and cavernous. But lit with ever burning lanterns powered by chakra. Mrs. Deagle is fine going down the archives as she does this the moment she became the Hokage's Secretary.
"Right then" said Mrs. Deagle as she walks across the cavernous chamber filing the signed scrolls and documents in named sections. "The latest Taxes will be in the "Financial" section, this month's B-Rank mission reports filed in the "Missions: B Rank" section…"
As she focuses on filing the documents and scrolls, a group of browns suddenly emerge from the rocky walls and floor, quickly hid in the shadows to avoid detection from the secretary.
"Now then…let me see" said Mrs. Deagle going through the documents. "Abolishment of possession of Weapons to non-shinobi civilians will be at the "Law" sections." Said Mrs. Deagle placing the document in the correct shelf. The then noticed a sealed scroll containing a specific seal on it. "Ah, classified documents. Well, I know where to put this."
Mrs. Deagle approaches the to the end of the room and approaches a locked cabinet with seals posted on. She bit her thumb until it bleeds and pressed it on one of the seals. The seals vanish and the cabinet opens, revealing Avast number of classified scrolls and documents, where each shelf is labelled with various sections.
"Let's see, this scroll is an "S-Rank Mission" Report, so I'll put it in the S-Rank Report section" said Mrs. Deagle placing the classified scroll. "there…oh, Lunch time!"
Mrs. Deagle, so eager to have her lunch, rushes to leave the archive room and lock it up. That is when the minions come out and starts wrecking the place. Scrolls pulled off, documents tossed and scattered. Littering the floor and jumbling the papers up, some of the minions are swinging on the lanterns on the ceiling, cheering with joy and merriment. Selves are getting toppled and knocked like dominoes.
Next, a few starts playing with the littered documents, making origami and cut-outs, each are laughing mischievously, manically and malevolently, basically laughing evilly with chaotic fun in their wake. Some make paper kabutos, paper airplanes and even used as tissue paper for those who caught a cold…gross.
While the archives room is going through the chaos, Gnarl suddenly appears from the shadows and slowly walks pass the minions and approach the Classified Archives.
"Let's see here" said Gnarl as he goes through the classified documents and scrolls. "Hmm, no…no, that might be beneficial but not just yet. Ah, ha! Here it is"
Gnarl has obtained S-Rank Mission Report: Oct 4, 2nd Shinobi Year 15 (3 years before Kyuubi attack)
"The master will be happy to see this" said Gnarl as he takes the scroll. "Oh, and this too!"
Gnarl obtains S-Rank Medical report: Patient #007310
Gnarl smirks at this and makes his leave in the shadows. The minions stayed for a moment before retreating in the shadows and crawls out of the archives room.
It didn't take long before Mrs. Deagle came back, realising that she forgot to lock up the Classified Storage cabinet.
"Oh, you are such a klutz, Baba Deagle" said Mrs. Deagle to herself. "Hokage-sama will not please if I left it open for someone to… Nantekotta i!"
Mrs. Deagle screams in shock and horror when she saw what happened to the archives room. Scrolls in massive piles, documents scattered, cut, torn and soaked with nasal mucus. Shelves toppled down like dominoes. A total mess. However, the Classified Section remains untouched, rather suspicious to many but the secretary is only concerned about the mess.
"Oh Kami, Hokage-sama is gonna flip about this!" said Mrs. Deagle as she instantly begins the clean-up. Unaware that a few minions are watching, mockingly laughing at this miserable old bat.
Ichiraku Ramen
Naruto and the Hokage just finished their ramen and stayed for a little longer before they end their lunch break. They talked casually and laugh at a few jokes, they look like grandfather and grandson hanging out in this beautiful afternoon. Although the purpose of being with the Hokage is simply to lure him away, Naruto does enjoy being with the Hokage, who is like a grandfather to him.
"Hah, this is a relaxing afternoon" said Sarutobi pulling out his pipe and lights it. "I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a small break. "I might take my grandson along, you and him might become best friends"
Naruto smiled sincerely at the Hokage, this might be beneficial for the Overlord to have a Sarutobi as an ally and/or servant in his rule.
QUEST ALERT: Agents of Evil
Befriend Hokage's Grandson
Encyclopaedia Update
Hokage's Grandson
Naruto smiles as a new quest popped up in front of him. It was merely a suggestion at first but the gamer ability took it serious and turned it into a quest.
Anyway, the Old Hokage's lunch break finally ends and takes his leave.
"I best get back to work now," said Sarutobi "I'll see you soon, stay safe and try to stay out of trouble and harm's way."
"I'll try, Jiji" said Naruto before saying his goodbyes to the old Hokage. He waits until Sarutobi is far away before he mentally contacts Gnarl. "Are you out of the Hokage Tower, Gnarl?
"Yes Sire, I am now at the Tower's War room awaiting your orders." Gnarl is speaking in Naruto's mind through the Tower's magic.
"Hai" Naruto replied before he takes his leave for the Dark Tower.
Dark Tower: War Room
"minions, I'm back!"
Naruto returned to the Dark Tower and immediately enters the section known as the War Room, located above the Throne Room but below the Main quarters. The War Room is vast, fills the entire floor with a huge circular but incomplete map in the centre, a ring of chairs circle around the map while it begins and ends next to a desk for the Overlord to sit in. The incomplete map contains the continent of the Shinobi Nations since only a few areas are revealed (Konoha: Civilian District and numerous farms within the Land of Fire).
The map is powered by the magic of the Tower, changes every time a location is discovered and invaded.
"Gnarl, the intel" Naruto demands to the Minion master while he sits on the desk overseeing the map.
"Of course, sire" said Gnarl presenting Naruto the scrolls to him.
Naruto took the scrolls and read the contents within. First is the Mission Report dating 3 years before the Kyuubi attack.
~Mission Report: 2nd Shinobi Year 15. Rank S~
Mission Type: Recon Mission: Rank S
Objective: Investigate burn sites in Outpost villages all across the Land of Fire.
Status: Success
Team: Twelve Fire Guardians (Only 7 were assigned: remaining 5 off-duty)
Asuma Sarutobi-(Team Leader)
Chiraku
Kazuma
Kitane
Nauma
Tou
Seito
Mission Assigned: Hiruzen Sarutobi (Sandaime Hokage), Minato Namikaze (Regent Hokage), Fugaku Uchiha (Commissioner of Konoha Military Police) and the honoured Daimyo of the Land of Fire.
Documented and recorded by Secretary Mrs. B. Deagle.
Sandaime Hokage: Report
Asuma Sarutobi: Reconnaissance mission success, Po…er Hokage-san. The recent attacks on the outpost villages showed no signs of attack. No chakra signatures were sensed when the fires started, and no prints from rouge or enemy ninjas was traced what so ever.
Minato Namikaze: are you saying that the fires were done by natural causes?
Asuma Sarutobi: Iie, no normal flames can cause this much damage, Namikaze-san. Only a jutsu or some pyrotechnic weapon would have the power to set the villages on fire that quick. But no signs of chakra or flammable residue is found in the area. We were stumped on what could've caused all those fires until we discovered this.
-Asuma Sarutobi presents from within Mid-class storage scroll-
1 body of unknown creature
Features: Red skin, Black Ram-like horns, tail with arrow head-like tip.
Sarutobi: What is that?
Asuma: I don't know, but we were ambushed by them when we were on our way to Otafaku Town, Chiraku and Kazuma were caught in the attack and were horribly burned by them. They possess an ability to create balls of fire and hurl them as projectile that explode in impact.
Minato Namikaze: You're saying that this…thing is responsible for the fire attacks?
Asuma: Hai, we fought them with our might, but they were impervious against our Jutsus as they only…used our chakra as fuel to use against us. It caused a forest fire that we were lucky to get out on time, but Chiraku and Kazuma, who I mentioned before, were almost caught in it and we had to put them in intensive care in the hospital.
Sarutobi: I see.
Minato: Is there anything else you need to add in your report?
Asuma: Iie, Namikaze-san
Sarutobi: Then that will be all then, I'll have Tsunade perform an autopsy on the creature's body to help figure what we are dealing with.
-Strange body suddenly combusts spontaneously and set the room on fire-
Sarutobi: By Kami!
Asuma: What the hell?
Minato: Quick, put the flames out!
End of Report
Naruto raised his brow with interest when he read that mission report, but things got even more interesting when he continues reading the scroll containing another mission report.
~Mission Report: 2nd Shinobi Year 15. Rank S~
Mission Type: Retrieval Mission: Rank S
Target: Object Red Hive
Status: Success
Team:
ANBU "Akashi"
ANBU "Okami"
ANBU "Megami"
Assigned: Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage)
Documented by Secretary Mrs. B Deagle
Minato: Report
ANBU "Akashi": Mission is a full-on success, Hokage-san.
ANBU "Megami": whose halfpint gluttons never know what hit them. They were using it to keep their kitchens burning.
Minato: Why am I not surprised? Those Halflings are lazy fat slackers who never do anything but eat, sleep and party. And I thought the Ino-Shika-Cho trio were bad.
Akashi: You're comparing those half pints to those assholes?
Megami: To be fair, Shikaku and Choza is more responsible than that Yamanaka prick.
Minato: Can you please focus and resume the report, Mrs. Deagle is giving me the look again.
Akashi/Megami: Sorry.
Minato: Now then, is the object retrieved and delivered to its destination?
Akashi: Hai, Chiriku-san is sealing it in the temple as we speak.
Minato: Good, I'll transfer your payment into your accounts. You're dismissed.
Megami: Arigato, Hokage-sama
(End of Report)
"Hmm, rather a short report but at least I know where the Red Hive is" aid Naruto as he starts rolling up the scroll, but the edge is sharp and it cut his thumb and blood stains the scroll. "Ah, damn papercut."
Suddenly the scroll starts to glow and it activates a holographic projection created by the Magic Lantern Jutsu, which is used for long range communication and extremely advanced and complicated to perform. However, this projection is a recording, one which is off the record and hidden within this report scroll.
The projection shows a young man in his mid-20s, spiky blond hair and blue eyes. He is wearing a Jonin uniform with a white haori with red flame patterns on the bottom and the trademark Hokage hat. He isn't alone, the ANBU Akashi is with him, a woman also in her 20s and in her ANBU uniform and dons an ANBU but resembles a Red Skull and glowing yellow reflective lens. But what caught Naruto's attention is that Akashi has long flowing red hair.
"Where you followed?" asked Minato
"No, I made sure that no one saw me arrive here, not even your bodyguards who you dismissed saw me" said Akashi
Minato nods at this and sighed in relief as he stands to watch out the window.
"You noticed, didn't you?" said Minato "They are here in Konoha, and I think they found me"
"But how is it possible, you stayed incognito the moment you arrived in this village as a child," said Akashi with concern.
"They were in Konoha to begin with, I just…didn't notice until my coronation" said Minato
"But what changed?" said Akashi "How did you know?"
Minato sighed and turns to Akashi
"Because they offered me to join them" said Minato
Akashi gasped at this.
"Do you know who they are?" asked Akashi
"Hai, even though their faces are concealed, I never forget their voices, no matter how they disguise it." Said Minato as he pulls out a scroll and gives it to Akashi "Here are the names of the members who are in that blasted Legion. The very Legion that made me an orphan"
"For Eons, we were surviving and hiding from them, I thought they'd never reach here. They despise beings like us, how is wielding Chakra different?" said Akashi
"Because Chakra is a natural source of energy" said Minato "Our abilities are given by Yami, that makes us "legions of Evil" as they call it."
"So what now?" said Akashi
"I'm appointing you as my bodyguard and reassigned the others to other duties" said Minato "But we must keep this off records, even from Secretary Deagle."
"Why?" said Akashi
"Because she and her husband, Lord Deagle are on that list" said Minato
The projection ends, more questions are formed in Naruto's head. Who is Minato referring? Naruto rolled up the scroll and discards it. There is the medical report to read but it has to wait for later.
Throne Room
Naruto left the War Room and enters the Throne to reach the balcony to oversee Konoha's Civilian District. He scans the area with his Sharingan until he sees Mrs. Deagle leave the Hokage Tower, the Sharingan is not like the Hyuuga's Byakugan but it is an advanced descendant dating back when Chakra and Ninjutsu was founded. And thanks to this keen sight, Naruto watches the old secretary head home, where is pinpoints the location and smirked evilly.
"Gnarl, I have another mission for my minions" said Naruto
Civilian District: Deagle Residence
It has been a rough day for the secretary, her old body is aching in all place after sorting all the documents and save as much as she can that weren't destroyed. Luckily the Hokage didn't notice, he returned to his office to resume his work.
Right now, Mrs. Deagle is going down the stairs on her stair-lift, old age is cruel to her as the arthritis has put a great deal on her joints, and climbing up and down the stairs will be painful if done constantly. Mrs. Deagle is widowed, her husband was a loyal Jonin who died defending Konoha from the Kyuubi attack that occurred 11 years ago, she was generously compensated for the tragic loss but it doesn't put the ease in her fragile heart.
"I am not having a good day, damn it all" said Mrs. Deagle while slowly descending down from the stair-lift, one of her many cats is resting on her lap. "Dodged the kunai there, never have thought I'd be reckless to leave the archives unlocked for vandals to run amok. I wish it was the demon brat who made this mess, it'll give us a reason to have him arrested or better yet, executed."
The Stair-lift has reached the bottom floor and she starts slowly getting off with her cat.
"But unfortunately, he's with Hokage-sama the entire time when it happened. I might have to ask Comissioner Uchiha to investigate for me, I can't let Hokage-sama know without risking my career." Said Mrs. Deagle entering the living room and sat on her old leather seatee. "No matter, It'll have to wait. Won't it Ryou-chan"
"Meow" said Ryou the cat.
"Right then, let's get you something to eat. No doubt Yen and Dollar-Bill is hungry too" said Mrs. Deagle
She slowly heads to the dining hall where a dozen cats are lazing about on their mats, scratching posts and basically on everything. Ever since her husband died, Mrs. Deagle developed an unhealthy obsession of cats, picking up strays, adopting them from the Inuzuka's veterinaries and pounds. A real cat lady, not very popular with anyone, especially with the Inuzukas, they HATE cats.
"Are you hungry, my dear pets?" said Mrs. Deagle sweetly to her cats, treating them as her own babies, if she had any. She is so fixated on her cats that she didn't notice something entering through the catflaps on the backdoor, and it ain't a cat.
KNOCK
KNOCK
Suddenly the sound of knocking comes from the front door, Mrs. Deagle noticed this and frowned.
"Who could be knocking the door in this hour?" said Mrs. Deagle. "It's late, come back later!"
KNOCK
KNOCK
The knocking on the door continues, Mrs. Deagle snarls irritably at this and slowly approaches the door which someone is still knocking on.
"Go away, you're disturbing the peace and I'll contact the Konoha Police." Threatened Mrs. Deagle.
Suddenly the sound of splatting is heard when the windows are being egged, followed with mischevious laughter. Mrs. Deagle snarled at this as she believed that hoodlums are egging her house…again.
"Damn teenagers," said Mrs. Deagle as she moves away from the door to grab her nagimata, a weapon commonly used by civilian family women in Konoha, legalized by the Shodai Hokage when Konoha wasn't fortified yet and when the Shinobi Nations was at war. "I'll teach them a damn lesson for egging my house."
Mrs. Deagle opens her front door and prepares to scare off the hoodlums terrorizing her.
"GET OFF MY PROPER…ty"
What Mrs. Deagle saw weren't rowdy teenagers causing trouble, but a sinister hoard of Brown Minions by the front door, and all started pulling faces and blowing raspberries at the old woman.
"Neh, neh, pffft!"
"Ha, ha, ha, bluegh!"
Mrs. Deagle is shocked at this, her mouth is at agape and one of the minions took advantage of this and jumped up to give her a long kiss with tongues. That triggered deep horror on Mrs. Deagle and starts screaming in pure terror.
"AAAGGGGHHHH, DEMONS!"
Mrs. Deagle slammed the door, which the minions started to claw on. The fright she had was too much for her that her heart is aching intensely.
"Oh, Kami what is going on?" said Mrs. Deagle hyperventilating, she is very scared and disgusted as she can still taste that minion's foul tongue when it forcefully kissed her. "Kami, please help me! Argh, my heart!"
Mrs. Deagle suffers from a heart attack and desperately heads to the stair lift.
"I…I need to treat it…I'm not ready to pass on" cried Mrs. Deagle struggling to get on the stair lift. "My medicine, I need to reach…it"
Suddenly the stairlift malfunctions and ascends quickly up to the top, Mrs. Deagle screams in horror and crashes through the top window the moment the stair lift reached the top and flies out with her.
"AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!"
Mrs. Deagle and the stairlift flew 10 metres high and crashes down hard onto the road. She died of a heart attack before the fall could kill her. Witnessing this are a pair of certain raven haired ANBU, sitting on the high fence next to the Deagle residence.
"Hey, Itachi" said Kawauso "Wasn't that Mrs. Deagle, Hokage-sama's secretary?"
"Hai, Kawauso" said Itachi gazing upon the now bleeding corpse of Mrs. Deagle. "Looks like the stair lift malfunctioned and it became the source of her demise. Poor wench, pray that her pitiful life was instant."
"Surely you show no sympathy for her, Itachi" said Kawauso
"I'm merely paying my respects to the recently deceased, Kawauso" said Itachi. "You pretty know well I have no sympathy for this miserable creature."
"Oh, thank merciless Yami" said Kawauso in relief. "for a second there, I thought you're concerned for a moment."
"I show no concern or sympathy, it's an Uchiha curse" said Itachi deciding to leave. "Come on, Commissioner Uchiha might want to know about this."
Kawauso nods at his partner and they left the newly formed crime scene to report it.
Dark Tower: Throne Room
Naruto relaxes on his throne, smiling as a message box appears in front of him.
Mrs. Deagle died from an "unfortunate stair lift malfunction"
Karma Decreases
Exp 500
"Victory may be slow, but it's quite satisfying when things are going well" said Naruto as he leans back and rest his head on his hands to get comfortable on the throne. "But there is something bugging me…oh right, the medical report."
Naruto pulled out the medical report and starts reading it.
~Konoha Hospital Medical Report: Patient #007310~
Name: Classified (Under Konoha Ninja Protection Act)
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Rank: Jonin
Appointment for:
Weekly pregnancy Check-up
Appointed Doctor
Tsunade Senju
Appointed Nurse
Shizune Kato
Tsunade: Ok, the date is September 23rd and it is now 13:09pm, 9 minutes' overdue for this appointment but my fault since I'm still recovering from a massive hangover and lost track of time back in the gambling houses.
Shizune: Er, is this necessary for me to record this, Tsunade-sama?
Tsuunde: …you make a valid point, we'll edit it later.
Shizune: We can't, this scroll has a seal to record our words to be written.
Tsunade: Damn it, I hate these things…no matter, let the next paitent in.
Shizune: Hai, Tsunade-sama
Patient #007310 enters the examination room.
Tsunade: Hello Patient #007310, please come in.
Patient #007310: Do you really need to call me by my registration number every time I have an appointment? You know me too well to say my name, you know.
Tsunade: Sorry, it's protocol. You know that.
Patient #007310: *sigh* fine, let's get this over with.
Tsunade: It won't take long, we just need to check your current conditions. Shizune, make sure you get everything.
Shizune: Hai, Tsunade-sama
Medical Details: Patient #007310
Blood pressure: Normal
Chakra Level: High and Stable
Heart Rate: Normal
Breathing: Slightly Low
Reflexes: Normal
Tsunade: Okay, despite the breathing, all signs are good. You've been training again, haven't you?
Patient #007310: Maybe?
Tsunade: You need to put your training on hold while you're still pregnant, I told you that. Speaking of which, let's check on the newborns, shall we?
Medical Report: New Born Twins
1st Twin(Male)
Blood pressure: Normal
Chakra Level: Extreme and Stable
Heart Rate: Normal
Breathing: Normal
Reflexes: Normal
2nd Twin(Female)
Blood pressure: Normal
Chakra Level: Moderate and Stable
Heart Rate: Normal
Breathing: Normal
Reflexes: Normal
Tsunade: By Kami, the male Twin's Chakra levels is extremely high. It must've been the effects of the…
Shizune: Tunade-sama, stop. You know we can mention this on record, it's classified.
Tsunade: Oh right, thanks for the warning.
Patient #007310: Oh, don't worry, I'm sure that SHE will not harm my dear son.
Tsunade: And are you sure you want to give him that name? Many people may think you thought it while you're eating Ramen. He might get picked on for the name "Fishcake"
Patient #007310: It has another meaning, it means "Maelstrom", to honour my clan in Uzu.
Tsunade: Of course, Shizune you may finish the report, this check up is done.
Shiune: Hai, Tsunade-sama
Check-up is done and recorded, patient #007310's health is stable and not expecting her until she's in labour. Must contact Biwako Sarutobi to assist as Midwife and Yondaime Hokage to maintain seal while patient is in labour.
Paitent has chosen names for the twins. Unusual at first but knowing the other meaning.
Male: Naruto Uzumaki (Note: As in Maelstrom, not Fishcake)
Fema…
Suddenly the Medical Report combusts and forced Naruto to drop it while it reduces into ashes. Apparently, it has a seal that will activate when the scroll is reaches a point where it's read.
"What the hell?" said Naruto while the ashes fall on the floor but forms a seal. The seal glows and reveals a glowing hologram of a man, he is wearing a black ninja bodysuit with a white flak jacket, gold braces and greaves, a White Hooded Haori with rising gold sun on the back with the word "Morning Star" on the upper back, and a Gold ANBU style mask with a sun motif. He wags his finger at Naruto and starts tutting in a mocking way.
"Tut, tut, tut, you're weren't supposed to see that. Very naughty of you, Naruto-kun"
"Who are you?" said Naruto jumping off his throne and pull out his Weapon Sting. "How did you get here?"
The figure only chuckled and slowly fades away.
"Sorry, you just have to find out on your own. But make sure the intel isn't boobytrapped with my self-destruct seals next time. Ja ne. Ha ha ha!"
The hologram suddenly fades away. Naruto felt insulted and humiliated by that surprise, mysterious man in the Gold ANBU mask taunted him for losing one of the scrolls might be useful. But the real question is
"WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!"
End of Chapter
STATUS
Level 8
EXP: 5002
NEXT to Level 1502/2500
HP: 855
Mana: 800
RAGE: 1600
• Strength: 475
• Defence: 545
• Dexterity: 85
• Intelligence: 80
• Wisdom: 80
• Constitution: 80
• Charisma: 130
• Luck: 75
• Speed:270
EQUIPMENT
Weapon: Sting
• Strength: 400
• Speed: 150
Head: Green Goggles
• Defence: +5
• Dexterity: +5
• Bonus Perk: Night vision (increase Sharingan's Insight by 30%)
Chest: Black Hooded Jacket
• Defence: 0
• Dexterity: +25
Mythril Chainmail
• Defence: 500
Pants: Dark Tracksuit Pants
Defence: 0
Dexterity: +25
Arm: Overlord Gauntlet
Defence: 10
SKILLS
Stealth
Silver Tongue
Body Flicker
Observe
Minion Control
Bloodline:
Sharingan stage 2
Chakra control: LV2
JUTSUS
Shadow Clone Jutsu
Gudodama