A LIFE WITH A ROOMMATE

"The headline says 'Kris- The God of All was found in a small secluded apartment living with someone as a roommate'. There's a tones of comments here too" Conrad added. He focused his attention to the mouth savoring food placed in the table- not minding the two confused soul looking at him. He went straight to the table and took the a plate of beef steak paired with Honey sauce and lettuce.

Kiss grab his phone inside his drawer. He browse in the internet and found the site where Conrad was talking about. Indeed they're on the hot search. They even posted a picture with the both of them. The article stated that Kris was only trying to experience how it felt living as a commoner and Kiss being his companion. Though, the article didn't say anything about Kiss nor mention his name, he already perceived what people think of him. He don't care much anyway but something caught his eyes. One of the commentor says that:

peepOn3: I saw what happened yesterday. I was there. My husband Kris was calling that ugly boy 'honey' infront of everyone. I thought at first that they're only buddies but then My husband Kris shouted 'But honey, I'm horny' who would say something like that? I think there's a reason behind it

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fujoYours: 'Honey?' are they a couple? I heard Kris is having an affair with one of the famous celebrity.

KrisMaLav: Guys, don't misunderstood. maybe that's just the way they address each other. You know, nowadays, it's normal for them to call themselves what ever they like. Like girls sometimes call their best friend dudes

peepOn3: KrisMaLav, how will you explain that 'but honey I'm horny' thingy? Kris sounded like he's serious that time.

KrisMaLav: maybe a way to comfort each other?

Kiss continue reading their useless arguments while almost at the brick to laugh. He don't know if it will give him blessing or bad luck since he never mind the conversation that doesn't concern him. It's just that, it's his first time being the topic in the world of media. He seems a bit awkward but nonetheless, he felt nothing. Both Kris and his fans are annoying. He place his phone back to the drawer as he head straight to the bathroom. His day is long and he cannot endure a single seconds with two wild beast in one room.

He did his daily routine without minding the two pair of orbs that's been fixed their eyes to him. He felt a piercing stare between them as he turn around and asked " What? Do you need something?"

Kiss waited for a minute or two for them to say anything but nothing. The two seems to be unusually quite as he thought specially to Conrad who loves to work his mouth out nonstop. He grab his denim jacket and was about to wear it when Kris spoke.

"Honey. Where are you going? Why are you dressed up like that? are you meeting up someone behind my back?" He said in a suspicious voice. Kiss is only wearing what he thought is formal enough as a job seeker but in the eyes of Kris it is way too extravagant that he thought his wife is cheating on him.

"When will you stop calling me honey? Aren't you feel awkward? Are you a gay?" Kiss mumbled while crossing his arms as one of his brow arise.

"Never and Why would I? You're my wife, it's only natural for me to call you honey" Kiss replied avoiding the last question. He himself don't understand why would he like a man. Is he indeed a gay? A homo? Is it normal to like a man? Is it an abnormal decease? Is it contagious? He don't know how, when or why but all he knows is that nothing in this world can replace Kiss in his heart. His love for Kiss is not as shallow as a stream but Too deep as the ocean. Not as hollow as the galaxies but brighter than a sun. He only knows is that Kiss is the source of his life. He reason why he choose to live. The reason why he fight his hidden secrets all along. The only thing he thought that will give him the warmth that even his parents cannot provide. The unusual feeling he never felt to somebody else except him.

"Shut up. We're not even friends. Wife your ass. I'm telling you, my name is Kiss not 'Honey'. Don't give me neck name just because you like it" Kiss responded irritatedly while preparing for his application form. He already prepared every documents he needed. Even though it cost him much of his earnings, he don't have any choice if he don't want to starve. He cannot relay on Conrad everytime because he knows that his friends for also had a trouble himself.

"Set aside that war of your's but dude where are you going anyway?" Conrad interrupted between the two fighting cat and dog. He thought that as long as this two would cross path, there's always a war between them.

"Seeking job what else?" Kiss respond plainly without bothering to look.

"Honey, you're jobless?" Kris was in disbelief. He thought that Kiss still have a job all along and that he only took a leave. But now that he know that his beloved wife don't have a job and was seeking, he couldn't help but feel guilty. He's the husband yet he let his wife suffer from the cruel world.

"yeah. It's been a week. don't you know?" Conrad answer since he thinks that Kiss won't bother to.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Kris was about to get close to Kiss when he halted halfway as Kiss turn around and said "Does it concern you?"

"ofcourse. I cannot let my wife get bullied. Who the heck fired you? I'll avenge you"

Kiss only rolled his eyes. Avenge? He don't even know why would his former boss fire him just because he punch one of the patron in the store. It's not his fault that, that customer molested him and that he only defended himself. He even thought that, not every costumers are right. Not every patron has the right to do whatever they want just because they spend money buying their products. Employees also have their right to act according to the situation.

"Stick your ass somewhere. Don't middle in my business" Kiss added.

"Your wife is more fierce that you" Conrad whispered into Kris' ear.

"Shut up. Just tell me where the heck did he work on before?"

"Silvasto Convenient Store. It's infront of the Cat Cafe near the southeast park" Conrad whispered.

"I'm leaving" Kiss uttered ignoring the two even if he heard them despite whispering.

"Honey, you haven't eaten yet. Just have a bite" Kris shouted as soon as Kiss shut the door close.

*****

Kiss was walking around the city of Meyhem. Though, he expected that no one will hire him, he still give out his best. Not just refusal but now, he couldn't comply to their requirements. Their expectations are to high for him to reach. To high for him to climb. His past achievements didn't even hold value to them to the slightest.

He walk pass the river. He sat in one of the vacant sit and was trying to relax his mind and aching legs. The river is calm and peaceful. One of the so-called siren beauty. He close his eyes as he inhale a lungful of air and exhale it back. As he was resting, someone approaches him and said " Hi, are you alone? I notice you look too tired. Are you seeing for a job? Can I recruit you?" while smiling sweetly.

Kiss looked at the woman suspiciously as he move his eyes up and down observing the woman infront of him.

"How may I help you?" Kiss asked.

The woman continue smiling as she handed him a flyer and uttered "I'm from the XYZ entertainment industry. My name is Scarlett O'Hara. I was just wondering if would you like to participate in one of our upcoming series featuring 'A Life with a Roommate'. Do you have a roommate I suppose?"

"I do and why would I?"

"Well, we're lacking of participants and we cannot broadcast it on tv if the participants is not complete yet. But don't worry everything is covered by our company. Every necessities that is needed will be provided by us. And also we pay generously according to the value of viewers, reactors and commentors. Though, our normal rate is $500 per show. What do you think?" Scarlett uttered.

Kiss remain silent. He thought that maybe this is his time to shine. An easy money. All he just need to do is to show his daily life. Not as hard as carrying a heavy weights when he was still working in the convenient store. He wouldn't deal with those bastards anymore specially when they drunk. All he needed to do is to smile infront of the camera and he will have a money waving at him. Though, he has a problem, his roommate- Kris.

"Deal"