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Kiss Andrews Crowner- graduated of Bachelor Degree in Civil Engineering. Even with the highest grades his life value is as failure as 74. As much as he desire to be out of poverty, his life put him into the ground.

In hope to find a stable job, he took his journey in the city of Meyhem- the paradise of wealth.

Not every one is blessed and his one of them. His drastic life changes when the landlord told him the soaring price of the apartment his renting. Without nothing at hand, he called his friend in hope that he might help him out. And that's when he needed to find a roommate to share with his expenses.

His daily- not too pleasant- journey begins when he found out who his new roommate was.


"I hate you yet I love you"

"Loving you is my most greatest sin and the longest regret I ever did"

Kiss Me, Roommate {BL}

KRIS' TUTORIAL 1.0: HOW TO COAX YOUR AGGRESSIVE WIFE


When your wife is not in a mood to do some lovey-dovey stuff, always remember to sing a song for him to ease the atmosphere. Even if your voice is as ugly as ever as long as your song comes from your heart it will be as effective like medicine.


Kiss is leisurely reading his favorite book while laying comfortably in his bed when suddenly;


Kris *wearing his sweetest smile*: Honey, I have something for you


Kiss irritatedly gaze at him as Kris took off the guitar in his back. He place it infront and started to strum. He then sing a song that he knows Kiss would loves to hear.


TIP #2: ALWAYS GIVE PRESENT LIKE FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE~


Don't just give presents when there's any special occasion, always show your affection towards your partner even in ordinary days. It is to prove that your love will always be as strong as it was from the very beginning.


Kris *holding a bouquet of flowers and chocolate*: Happy day honey, I love you


Kris: I don't know. I didn't look at the calendar


Kiss took the bouquet of flowers as he smiles at Kris. Kris on the other hand, was beaming in anticipation as he expected to receive a reward. His excitement was crashed wit suddenly Kiss slap him with the flower he gave.


Kiss: TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE DEAD, YOU IDIOT


TIP #3: ALWAYS GIVE IN TO YOUR WIFE'S CRAVINGS


Sometimes we crave of something that we don't usually eat. Either expensive or not as long as we wish to eat it, it will satisfy us to the bone when we can finally have it.


Kris was busy preparing for their breakfast when Kiss suddenly pop out of the kitchen with a solemn face.


Kris: Jelly, got it. I'll order one for you


Their morning was as peaceful as a sea. Full of energy and affection. Just loving and hugging each other every now and then.


Kris: Ah right jelly. I'll make you one


Kiss nodded in response as Kris immediately went to the kitchen to prepare for his wife's jelly. And so 1 hour later:


Kris *looking at his watch*: 2:30pm why?


Kiss: Do you think I still have the mood to eat that shit? You bastard. Take it away. I want to eat anything else.


EXTRA