Chapter 860: Wake Him Up

That's simply ludicrous. When did his birthday ever pass without total chaos? Always ending on a sour note after a quarrel with her?

Forget personally baking him a birthday cake; even if he sliced the cake and presented it to her, she wouldn't take a bite—she'd only light incense for him!

"In our junior year of college, I gave birth to your son," she continued, "and not two years after graduation, I gave birth to your daughter. The childbirth was difficult, and there you were, a grown man, raging outside the delivery room, threatening to 'wipe out the source of all trouble.' That story was all the buzz among our friends. What now, are you saying all that is just fiction?"

"!!!!!!!!????????" Of course, it was all fiction; how could he have possibly done such a thing?

What kind of man would even utter such words?