My Daughter Is Too Cute

This was a world where technology and cultivation co-existed.
Lu Ping had been single his whole life. He didn’t have any cultivation resources and all girls hated him.
All he could do was dating a girl he had met online.
However, at his graduation, Lu Ping accidentally exposed his personal information to his girlfriend.
From that moment onwards, his life started to change strangely.
When the two had finally agreed to meet, the Nine Heaven Golden Phoenix suddenly appeared and covered the sun with its wings. Everyone thought that the world was about to end.
Lu Ping drew his sword, ready to defend his home.
“Honey! Stop! It’s me!” Feng Xiaoqi, the phoenix, pleaded.
Lu Ping looked at the phoenix in awe as he dropped his sword.
“We have Xu Xian in the past, and we have Lu Ping in the present! Long live humans!”
“I thought Xu Xian was already unbeatable, who knew Lu Ping was even stronger than him!”
“Lu Ping! You shouldn’t play with a girl’s feelings!”
“He’s right! You have to show her the fine tradition of us humans!”
“What do you need for your wedding gift? We humans can give you anything you wish for!”
Lu Ping looked at his fellow human, completely dumbfounded by the situation.

EndlessFantasy Translation 

My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

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Lu Ping said with a look of disdain, "Don't you know what comfort is? This is like buying a car. Other than a top-notch engine, the rest of your car is a beggar's version. I would rather have a slightly weaker engine but a slightly more comfortable one."

"Hehe, ignorant brat. I can't be bothered with you. However, I really don't know where San Xiao Lives!"

Sun Wukong said helplessly, "Back then, I only met the three of them a few times. Although we know each other, we haven't even spoken for a while. How would I know where their cave abode is?"

Sun Wukong pulled Lu Ping, found a direction, and flew over.

Soon, the two of them arrived at an immortal mountain.

It was located on a mountain in the clouds.

Sun Wukong pulled Lu Ping in and shouted, "Old man! Old man!"

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