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"I always wear black, my wife."

"You wore a white shirt when you went to my house that night," she said. 

"Well, that was an exception. Truly saying, I did not think of taking my black coat off. And Mother said that if I went to bring you here, I should not wear black. 

I mean, she meant that you might get scared seeing the all-black look. You see, black hair, black eyes, black attire, black aura... I have a frightening appearance," I said. 

"Pfft... is that even a reason?"

"Of course. I don't like the reason as well, but well, Mother is right. You might have gotten scared."

"You mean you look scary in black?" she asked. 

"Don't I?"

"Well, I've seen you in white and black only. When you were in that white shirt, you looked good and handsome, especially with the sleeves tightening around your biceps and the first two-button undone...