Due To Embarrassment.

But to be honest, she looks good all the time no matter if she is skinny or chubby."

'I want a one-way ticket to heaven due to embarrassment.' 

"She is beautiful! Now I want to see her even more."

"You can see her right here."

"Huh?" I almost choked.

"What do you mean?" the woman asked. 

"I was actually talking about my wife. Why would I talk about another woman when I have my beautiful wife? 

My wife is the most beautiful one," he said. "We'll get going then. And I hope you can meet the queen one day. Heard she is a good person."

The woman was dumbfounded. Before she could say anything else, Ash had already led me outside. I still had not recovered from the incident inside.

'Is it alright if I just die right now?'

He pinched my cheek suddenly. "Hey, what's going on in that head of yours? And you're red as well. Could it be that my wife is being shy?"